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Reviews for Inferno in the Snow

By : ApolloImperium
  • From seairah89 on June 19, 2012
    LMAO this was great I smiled and or laughed all the way through also thanks for your help with my account
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  • From rowdygirl on October 28, 2011
    *dies laughing* Oh, Apollo, you have a wicked sense of humor!
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  • From pittwitch on October 26, 2011
    Roflmao ... vision of the wolf tongue stuck to the pole. I double dog dare ya!
    laughing to hard. Must stop. Will wake everyone.
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  • From DarklingWillow on January 20, 2011
    Rofl... awesome... such sexual tension, such drama, such.... aw, hell... It was effing funny...

    I loved it, especially the little jab at HP, and the honorary mention of AFF. It also reminded me, why I should never, ever watch Twilight.

    You rock... two thumbs up.
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  • From FairyNiamh on January 07, 2011
    Where I am not a Twilight fan at all (Though I am a fan of a few parodies.) I LOLed at this. Great job!
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  • From nekokunoichi on December 27, 2010
    The idea of Edward's penis making sounds as it gets hard had me in tears from laughing so hard. Thank you for providing me with some much needed amusement. :3
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  • From Safir84 on December 18, 2010
    Wow, that was seriously an awesome one-shot, I really liked! Well portrayed and well written, the smut was also very nicely described, kudos!
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  • From juicycherry on December 17, 2010
    I effin love it ...... nuff said!

    It was funny and just ....... EFFIN SWEET! LOL

    I know it's meant to be bad and what not but I likes it!
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  • From AiramNighte on December 15, 2010
    I love it. Thank you!
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  • From ANON - Anon on December 13, 2010
    "God, the man could really say a sentence with those marble like cliffs" and of course the purple prose keeps going...OMFG I was dyin' laughing!
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  • From craeg333 on December 13, 2010
    I wish this would have really happened
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  • From RogueMudblood on December 13, 2010
    I'm dying here! Gawd, I needed that distraction. *wipes tears from eyes* Hilarious!
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  • From sakiera21 on December 13, 2010
    LYK OMG YOU CAN'T DO THAT! EDWARD LOVES BELLA 4 EVA AND EVA HE'D NEVER CHEAT ON THEIR SPARKLY LOVE OF LOVES!


    *ahem*


    But seriously, this fic had me rolling on the ground laughing; and that last line was just the icing on the cake.
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  • From FairySlayer on December 13, 2010
    First off, even as a spoof it has convinced me even more to never even try to read one of the books or watch the movies.

    so, are Jacob' eyes are made of various kinds of candy? Could be dangerous if Bella needs her chocolate fix. Also, Jacob worrying about his tongue getting stuck to Edward's cold member like a lamppost made me laugh and think of "A Christmas Story" The, adding a self-reference to this site? *ding*ding*ding! Extra points! And was "marbling at the difference" a typo or a pun? It's more fun to think it's the latter, seriously.

    Anyway, thanks for giving even an uninitiated a good chuckle. :)

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  • From Shadowknight12 on December 12, 2010
    ROFLMAO! This was just TOO hilarious! I laughed SO hard at the in-jokes, references and snark. And well, it was sort of hot, for a parody! Oh, but the last line, that one was GOLD. You are a goddamn genius!

    The recaptcha words are "curbuix cavity." Oddly appropriate?
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