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September 3, 2005 at 12:00 AM
'A review is a review', you say. So here's mine.
Vane is so dead he's past stinking and only worms glut on his rotten carcass. You, my little innocent dear, missed the whole point of my novel. Dorian, bless his perverted little soul locked in a portrait, was camper than a hundred rows of pink tents, gayer than a treefull of monkeys and so much more perverted than you'll ever dream.
A zombie/vampire/living corpse come to enjoy his forever young body? Yummy for Dorian! He'd exploit the poor sod so much he - Vane, the DEAD guy - wouldn't have been able to walk for a week. I admit my exquisitely evil Dorian would have loved the jewels strewn on him. Vane would have had to buy them, though, my dear. Dorian had only a few, perfect items of male jewelry: cuff links and some pins.
What Dorian would never have done is 1) weep, unless with joy and that supposes that the DEAD Vane is unnaturally endowed, which he isn't; believe me, I creeated them. 2) allowed you or anyone else in this world to call him 'Dori-chan'; my mouth is twisted in disgust and I feel the bile rising at the very idea. Cretinous 'sweet' names for a rape? *That* would indeed be a rape, my dear, of good sense and taste.
But then you have no taste, have you, my little innocent, naive, virgin? Have you never wondered what my Dorian was up to when I so coyly wrote 'unspeakable vices'? Coyly for a reason, I went to jail for practicing those unspeakable vices. I was referring to the 'Molly Houses'. You don't know what they were? Research, impertinent virgin. You may be surprised.
I have to get back to my cozy tomb, but before I go, one last word of advice: if you need a perverted, cruel, unnatural rapist, remember my own beloved Dorian is the man for you... provided you avoid imbecillic nick-names.
Oscar
Vane is so dead he's past stinking and only worms glut on his rotten carcass. You, my little innocent dear, missed the whole point of my novel. Dorian, bless his perverted little soul locked in a portrait, was camper than a hundred rows of pink tents, gayer than a treefull of monkeys and so much more perverted than you'll ever dream.
A zombie/vampire/living corpse come to enjoy his forever young body? Yummy for Dorian! He'd exploit the poor sod so much he - Vane, the DEAD guy - wouldn't have been able to walk for a week. I admit my exquisitely evil Dorian would have loved the jewels strewn on him. Vane would have had to buy them, though, my dear. Dorian had only a few, perfect items of male jewelry: cuff links and some pins.
What Dorian would never have done is 1) weep, unless with joy and that supposes that the DEAD Vane is unnaturally endowed, which he isn't; believe me, I creeated them. 2) allowed you or anyone else in this world to call him 'Dori-chan'; my mouth is twisted in disgust and I feel the bile rising at the very idea. Cretinous 'sweet' names for a rape? *That* would indeed be a rape, my dear, of good sense and taste.
But then you have no taste, have you, my little innocent, naive, virgin? Have you never wondered what my Dorian was up to when I so coyly wrote 'unspeakable vices'? Coyly for a reason, I went to jail for practicing those unspeakable vices. I was referring to the 'Molly Houses'. You don't know what they were? Research, impertinent virgin. You may be surprised.
I have to get back to my cozy tomb, but before I go, one last word of advice: if you need a perverted, cruel, unnatural rapist, remember my own beloved Dorian is the man for you... provided you avoid imbecillic nick-names.
Oscar
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August 4, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Wow. I love Dorian Gray and I hate to think of him being raped by that bast*rd James Vane, but that was an interesting story. Keep writing as good as that one was.
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July 30, 2005 at 12:00 AM
people should write more Wilde fanfiction.
The image of Dorian bound with jewels...*drools* The end was a bit puzzling, but the story more than made up for it. :D
The image of Dorian bound with jewels...*drools* The end was a bit puzzling, but the story more than made up for it. :D
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July 29, 2005 at 12:00 AM
to be fair hun he was insain befor and always will be
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April 26, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Absolutely loved the story! Great use of detail in the first person! Poor Dorian. He kind of deserved it too. Oh well! I loved the story!!!
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April 10, 2005 at 12:00 AM
That was deliciously creepy. Well done. XD I loved that book...