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December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I kind of wanted to see him shag the ghost of Xmas Future as proof that he'd lost all prudishness, but other than that, this story was absolutely what it needed to be; and moreover it's one of the funniest things, fanfic or no, I've read in ages! Thanks for writing this, I really enjoyed it.
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December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Ye Gods, Jacob. It's a wonder you never went blind."
I had to pause a minute because I was laughing so hard at that. A perfectly satisfactory porn parody, thank you.
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March 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
This story was an incredible miss for me... in that I missed it when it was published last year! I loved it! The writing style was so engaging and fun and provoking; I also hoped for old Scrooge to get a handful of Christmas Present's tits, poor codger. But Ch. 4 was as sobering as it was hilarious. I couldn't help but hear Jim Carrey's Scrooge yelling 'No, Spirit!' as he was drawn to what awaited him should he continue to neglect his penis. This story made me laugh, cry, clap, and take a good hard look at my life. This site is blessed to have this story on it! Smut bless us every one!
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December 2, 2023 at 12:00 AM
An excellent bawdy retelling of an old, familiar tale. But for one stray 'hath' Dickens' early-Victorian language is well done.