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Vampires Can Too	By : MasterofFiction Category: Twilight Series > FemmeSlash Views: 9625 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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I was afraid that night. Edward told me that Victoria would be after me. He said he would do his best to protect me, along with the other Cullens, but I doubted his ability. For Victoria had seem confident that she would break through. She told me so.

Yes, Victoria had sent me a note, which Edward knew nothing about since he couldn’t read my thoughts. Here is what it said:

Dearest Bella,

I hate you for taking away my mate. But before you throw this letter away without reading further, please hear me out. I may hate you for that, but there is a way you can help me…by becoming my mate instead. If you do that, I know that we both will be extremely happy together.

I am coming for you tonight. Your Edward will not be able to stop me. When I arrive, I want an answer. I need not tell you that you have only two choices – me or death.

Choose wisely. I look forward to our meeting.

Wishes that Our Love will be Eternal,
Victoria.

I was shocked at first when I read that, but I was also intrigued by the idea. The vampire who the Cullens thought wanted to kill me just desired that I replace her mate. Of course, I knew they would just say it was a trap. But I didn’t care.

So, if I wasn’t afraid Victoria would kill me, what was I afraid of? I didn’t know if I could be her mate, not after Edward…and I wasn’t a lesbian anyway, was I?

I knew I would have to say yes, no matter what. That is, if she got through.

I sat there, waiting impatiently for something to happen. And as I sat there, I thought of a good reason for saying yes, other than merely keeping my life.Victoria would have to turn me into a vampire if I was to be her mate, I knew. As soon as she turned me into a vampire, I could run to Edward and he would protect me. And then I would be able to live in happiness with my Edward and forget all about Victoria and her—

At that moment, I heard a screeching noise at my window. I looked there and saw Victoria’s bloodthirsty face gleaming there. I was surprised that Charlie did not hear the noise. But he could sleep through a bombing, poor sap.

The window was thrust open and Victoria entered. “Ah, my sweet. Have you made a decision yet?”

“I have,” I said.

“It better be the right one.”

“Oh, it is.”

“Then, out with it.”

“I will join you as your mate,” I said, thinking that it was a good thing Victoria didn’t have Edward’s ability to read minds.

“Good answer,” Victoria said. “Now on the bed.”

“Aren’t we leaving?”

“We’re not going anywhere till I’m done with you. Do as I say!”

I got on the bed, all smiles. I was going to be as compliant as a mouse. A straw. Are mice and straws complaint? Oh well, as compliant as a mouse-straw.

:”Lower your jeans and undies,” Victoria commanded.

“But Vic—I mean, my sweet—that’s not proper.”

“If we are mates now, you should have no problem showing me your fanny.”

“Fine,” I said. I did as she bid and turned toward the wall, so that she could see my butt.

The next thing I knew, I felt her fangs enter one of my butt-cheeks. I shrieked and shook, but she held on steadfast. The pain was starting to get unbearable. And didn’t she know what went on down there? If I farted in her face, would she become offended and kill me? That thought almost made me giggle, despite the pain coursing through my body. “FARTER GETS MURDERED” would be the headline of the newspaper. Except that of course, no one would know the circumstances of my death. Least of all Charlie, who slept so soundly that he wasn’t able to hear my loud shrieks.

At last I felt the fangs leave my butt, though there was still some pain. Then Victoria ran her hand over the spot where her fangs had been, and I felt the wound close.

“You can heal?” I asked her in surprise.

“Healing is the power I was granted when I became a vampire. I know you know that all vampires have a power, since you hung around with that coven.”

‘The Cullens.”

“Yeah, then, whatever. Anyway, my healing only works on those I love, and I can’t bring anyone back from the dead. Thus, I was unable to save James…”

Tears started to come out of Victoria’s eyes, which startled me because I didn’t know that vampires COULD cry. I pulled up my jeans and panties to cover my butt again and sat up, then patted the place next to me on the bed so that Victoria would sit there. She did so and let the tears flow.

I watched her as she cried, thinking about how much more unhappy she would be when I left her to join Edward after she turned me into a vampire. Then I wondered if she had already done so by sinking her fangs into my butt, though that made no sense.

Finally, she stopped. Then she leered at me. The leer made me feel uncomfortable, but at least I knew she wasn’t going to kill me.

“Victoria, what was that you did just now, before you started crying?”

“Healing the wound my fangs left on your butt?”

“No, the actual biting my butt. Isn’t that ritual supposed to be done with the neck?”

“Oh, I wasn’t drinking your blood, my sweet.”

“You weren’t? Then what were you doing?”

“I was getting ready for our sex life.”

“Our sex life is going to involve biting each other on the rear end?” I asked, incredulously.

“No, our sex life is going to involve MY biting YOU on the rear end. But that’s just how it begins. That’s not what I’m going to do to you.”

“What are—?”

“Obey me and find out, precious,” Victoria interrupted. “Now, lie on your back again. This will not be our usual place, but I think you should be eased into it. If I force it onto you too fast, you might choose death over being my lover.”

“Why would I choose death over you, Victoria? You’re incredible,” I said fawningly, as I turned over again as she asked.

“You’re only saying that,” Victoria said, though she sounded flattered. “Okay, be warned: you’re in for something that may not please you.”

She sat on my back. I could tell that her skirt was down as were her panties, since there was no material between where I could feel her sitting and my jeans.

Five minutes passed and nothing happened. I really wondered what she was doing up there and started to ask, when I felt a liquid touch the seat of my jeans. I wondered what it could be. Was Victoria pouring my leftover Sprite on me? Was that how she got her kicks? Odd for someone who drank people’s blood…

Then I felt something emerge from her posterior, something that reeked badly. At first the terrible odor eclipsed my ability to decipher what it could be, but then I thought that there was only one answer.

“Are you um, pooping on me, Victoria?” I asked in a squeaky voice, squeaky because I didn’t understand such an action.

“Yes, I am, Bella dear.”

“But…vampires can’t even do that!”

“On the whole, you are right. Guess your boyfriend told you about that. But we can, if we absorb the detriments of a human being. After doing so, our body processes it and we are able to defecate, urinate, and flatulate just like normal people.”

“Um, what did you say?”

“I absorbed your feces with my fangs earlier and while crying my body processed it. So now I am able to release what I got from you.”

“Are you saying you’re releasing MY poop on me? Victoria, that’s even worse than if it had been your own!” I started breathing heavily.

“Bella, Bella, calm down,” Victoria said. “Yes, I took what would have been your waste, but it is not your waste that I am releasing on you. It is my waste, but it came from you. However, it has been through my body and only retains one-percent of what it was in your body.”

“Ah, well, in that case. But, it’s still disgusting.”

“I know it, my dear. However, this is our agreement. If you are my mate, you have to let me do this to you.”

“And if I refuse?”

“In that case, I would devour your blood and you would perish.”

“Fine, fine, do whatever you want to me.”

“Oh no, my Bella. I’m not making this so easy. You must beg me to release.”

“B-b-beg you? Surely you must be joking.”

“No, I am not. Repeat after me. ‘Victoria, please defecate on me.’”

“Victoria, please defecate on me.”

“’For hours and hours.’”

“I’m not saying that.”

“You are if you don’t want to be my next meal.”

I gulped. “For hours and hours.”

“Also say, ‘And would you please fart on me already?’”

Now I was really getting grossed out. But I knew I had no choice, so I said, “Would you please fart on me already?”

“Sure thing, my love,” Victoria said. Then a loud and foul-smelling fart emerged from her butt. I gagged.
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