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Rendezvous With Death: DELUX Walmart Edition	By : Minwax Category: Twilight Series > General Views: 5280 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-Rendezvous With Death: DELUX Walmart Edition
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I started having a fantasy of getting kidnapped by Edward. I imagine him taking me to Mexico & leaving me behind with his cousin. Edward's gf wants me to shut-up & leave Edward alone, and I refuse.
Edward sees me at a park, approaches me, and he tells me to stop tweeting about him & watching him. I refuse Edward's request. I tell him that I want him more than anything, and I would give up everything for him. Edward realizes that I cannot be reasoned with, so then he tells me to go out with him.
Edward tells me to get into his car. We'll go out right away. This takes me by surprise. I'm not dressed for a date. Regardless of the sudden notice & my casual attire, I agree to go out with Edward. (..All I have is my bus pass & bike.) I mention to Edward I left my wallet at home. He says that's okay; I won't need it. I went to the park with my phanny pak, which is just large enough for a 1 pint bottle, cellphone, keys, bus pass, and bike lock. I ask Edward if I should leave my bike locked to the rack, or put it into his car. Would it fit? Edward says that my bike should fit into his car.
I then use the restroom, while Edward looks at my bike. After using the restroom, I unlock my bike, and then Edward and I walk to his car. Will the bike fit? Edward opens the trunk of his car, pulls down the back seat, and attempts to fit my bike inside. Edward manages to fit my bike into his car. Now, I needn't return to the park, after our date. Edward and I get into his car. Then, Edward asks me if there is any place I would like to go to for our date. With the decision of my date with Edward left to him, he starts his car & starts driving, without saying where we're going.
With the car started, I ask Edward where we are going. Edward tells me that he will drive until he finds a place he would like to check out... Unless, I have any suggestions. I tell Edward that I'm okay with his plan for our date. It sounds like an adventure. Edward drives south on the freeway with me beside him.
While driving south, I ask Edward questions regarding the past. I seek confirmation about things I wonder about. Edward responds to my questions with silence. Edward hardly talks at all. He just silently stares at the road while driving wherever he feels like going. Edward's silence feels unnerving, but I allow him silence so he can think. He needs time in the metaphorical cave. After an hour on the road, Edward's cellphone rings. Because Edward is currently driving, he lets his cellphone ring without answering it. After Edward's cellphone rang, I noticed that we have been on the road for an hour, so I requested a rest break.
Edward answers by saying he was about to ask me if I want a rest stop. He then looks for the nearest freeway exit. While I use the restroom, Edward returns the call he received on his cellphone while he was driving. After returning from the restroom, I realize that Edward is talking to his gf on his cellphone. I try to listen to Edward's phone conversation with his gf & observe him as he speaks. I don't really comprehend what goes on in Edward's phone conversation with his gf, but his face has a serious expression.
Edward tells me that he told his gf that he is visiting with a friend, today. He didn't mention my name. With our personal business done for the moment, Edward & I resume our trip south for our improptu date.
This time while driving, Edward plays music in his car. I silently listen. Most of the songs that Edward plays in his car are new to me. Edward hardly talks & just plays his music in his car for the next few hours, as we go south.
In time, Edward takes us past San Diego. I begin wonder if we'll soon end up in Mexico. In case Edward is planning to cross the border, I remind him that my passport is at home. Edward tells me that he knows a way to visit Mexico without a passport. I respond to Edward by saying, "Really?! Can we go, right now?" Edward tells me he will take care of the matter of visiting Mexico right away.
After parking, Edward starts calling various people on his cellphone. When making calls, Edward speaks in Spanish. I can barely understand half of what he says. Soon after making the various phone calls, Edward tells me that we're all set to visit Mexico. Edward drives & searches for a department store.
Edward tells me to pick anything I need; he'll buy it for me. Edward tells me that he always keeps a sleeping bag in his car. I tell Edward that I'd like a sleeping bag for myself. I definitely would not share a sleeping bag with someone of the opposite sex. Edward tells me that his gf would be pissed if he were to share a sleeping bag with another woman. Edward asks me if there is anything else I need to camp the night, besides a sleeping bag. I tell Edward that I prefer to purchase the other stuff I need. (I have my debit card with me.) I also tell Edward he can keep the sleeping bag he'll purchase for me; he could share it again with another in the future.
Edward says, "Acting independent.." while shaking his head. He then says, "Fine. Have it your way."
After entering Walmart, I walk towards the women's jackets. Edward stops and observes me. I see a jacket I like, but it's too costly, so I return it to the rack. Edward then tells me he'd gladly buy it for me. I decline Edward's offer & tell him I wish to keep looking & buy buy a cheaper jacket, myself. Edward protests & says he wants to give me something just for me-- unlike the sleeping bag. I respond to Edward by saying, "I don't know." I'm normally reluctant to accept costly gifts from a guy.
Edward tells me he'll buy the jacket, anyways. If I don't want it, he'll give it to his gf, later on. I tell Edward that I still wish to keep looking, and if I don't find a nice, cheaper jacket, I'll take the one he'll buy.
I suggest to Edward that we split up, so we could finish shopping, faster. I offer him my cellphone number. Edward adds my phone number to his cellphone, and he lets me add his into my cellphone's call list. Edward walks in the direction of the sports department, and I head over to intimate apparel. With Edward gone, I figure now would be a good time to look for long underwear & undies for tomorrow. Long underwear would help keep me warm at night when camping. I also prefer wearing clean underwear each day.
After a bit of searching, I locate some long underwear. Next, I look at a package of undies wrapped in plastic. The package of underwear indicates it's my correct size. I stand up to leave with it, when I hear Edward right behind me. Edward says to me, "So that's what you wear!" I turn my head & see him hovering over me, snickering mischieviously.
I felt shocked when Edward spoke to me. I asked, "Weren't you going to the sports section for camping supplies?"
Edward tells me that he realized that we should have a shopping cart, so he returned to the front to get one. Edward offers to carry my items in the shopping cart. I could still pay for them, he just wants to help. I agree to let Edward carry the items I will purchase, and I put the underwear I'm carrying into the shopping cart.
Edward returns to the sports section with the shopping cart. I resume looking for warm camping clothes for the night. I resume looking for a warm jacket cheaper than the one Edward decided to buy.. for his gf or me. The sweatpants are also pricy, but I need fleece. Thin sweats don't provide any warmth at all. Next, I pick up a set of socks, and then I walk to beauty & health to find brushes for my hair & teeth, and toothpaste. Having collected the goods I wish to purchase, I wander to the sports section to see if I could spot Edward.
Along the way, I pass by hair care. I stop & browse the gels & other merchandise. I just can't resist. While browsing product, Edward sees me, and he teases me because I'm looking at mousse while shopping for camping supplies. I giggle when Edward teases me, and I tell him that I'm just looking at the bottles. Since we're at the hair section at Walmart, Edward points out some gel & recommends that I buy it. Most of the products that Edward recommends to me are ones that he uses in his hair. I laugh & tell Edward that I wish I could buy the gel. Edward tells me he has spare bottles the gel. He says he'll gladly give me a few of them. I respond with, "Oh really?" I tell Edward that if he gives me the bottles, I'll make sure to at least try them out.
I ask Edward if he plans to buy any more camping supplies, and I add my items to the cart. Edward tells me that I found nearly everything he plans to buy, except for food & beverages. I ask Edward if we'll eat smores, tonight. Edward says that I could choose whatever food I want; It'll be his treat.
Edward and I walk to the food aisle to look for camping food. Edward looks for fruit, broccali, and soup; I look for smores ingredients. I locate Edward, add the smores ingredients to the cart, and I ask Edward what I should use to roast the smores. I tell Edward that my family always used metal clothing hangers to roast marshmallows for smores, when I was a kid. Edward tells me to choose whatever I think would work well for roasting marshmallows. I tell Edward I'll look for something to roast marshmallows, and I wander to another section of Walmart. I don't find metal hangers, so I return to the food aisle to find something else. Meanwhile, Edward adds beer to the cart. I return to the food aisle & search for wooden skewers to roast marshmallows. Edward adds drinking water to the cart.
I pick up a small bag of wooden skewers. Suddenly, my cellphone rings. It's Edward. I could barely hear Edward on my cellphone.
I ask him to send me a text message, instead of talking. Edward texts me that he is about ready to go to check-out stand. I text him that I am ready, also. While carrying the wooden skewers for roasting food, I walk to the check-out area & find Edward waiting for me. Edward says, "ladies first."
He allows me to put the items I will purchase onto the checking counter, before his. Edward helps me put the items I intend to purchase onto the check-out counter. All the items I intend to purchase are on the check-out counter. Edward waits his turn, and I pull out my debit card. While cashier rings up my items, I swipe my debit card, and Edward puts his items onto the counter. I pick up my bagged items I purchased, and then I wait for Edward to pay for his items.
Edward pays for his items, and then we exit Walmart & go to his car. Edward and I put our recently purchased camping supplies into his car. Because my bicycle is already in the trunk of the car, Edward squeezes our stuff in around it, himself. Edward fills the back of his car as best he could, but a few bags of items cannot fit because the trunk is full. Edward asks me to place the remaining bags at my feet in the passenger seat of his car. I fit sit in Edward's passenger seat with the remaining bags of camping goods beside my feet.
Now that we're ready to go camping, Edward resumes driving south. After another hour or so of driving, Edward reaches the U.S./Mexico border crossing point. Edward pulls up to the border patrol officers. Edward calls out to one of the border patrol officers. The officer recognizes Edward & shakes his hand.
Edward & the border patrol officer have a conversation in Spanish. I can barely understand a few words of it. After talking with the border patrol officer for a while, Edward asks me to show him my driver's license. The border patrol officer takes my ID, writes down info from it in a computer, and he asks me to sign a paper. The border patrol officer doesn't request anything from Edward, other than his signature. After signing the patrol officer's ledger, Edward says, "Adios," to him, and then we wait.
The patrol officer opens the gate to let Edward and I enter Mexico. Edward takes me across the border to Mexico. I'm all, "Whee! It's my 1st time visiting a foreign country!"
While Edward takes me down into Mexico, the sun sets. Edward takes us south into Mexico along the highway for an hour, and then he pulls onto a dirt road. Edward takes us off the dirt road & makes his own path in search of a secluded spot to camp the night. Edward parks at a place that is next to a desert tree and a hill of giant rocks. Edward and I get out of his car. He then tells me to look for wood for a camp fire. I start looking for firewood. The task is hard, because there's hardly any trees around. The best I can find resemble twigs.
While I look for firewood, Edward calls his gf with his cellphone. I reach my limit for the most wood to carry at one time. I return to Edward's car & see him on the phone. I interrupt Edward's telephone conversation. I ask Edward if the firewood I collected is okay. Edward tells me that the firewood I collected is just fine, and he tells me to gather more. I resume collecting firewood, and Edward resumes his phone conversation with his gf. I return with more firewood & see Edward taking the camping supplies out his car. I ask Edward if I should collect more firewood or do something else. Edward tells me to gather rocks to make a fire pit. I wander to the nearby hill in search of rocks, while Edward takes the remaining camping supplies out of his car. I find a large rock & return with it.
Meanwhile, Edward opens up a can of beer. I ask Edward if the size of the rock I brought is okay to use to build a firepit. After finishing a sip of beer, Edward tells me to find rocks half that size. I wander back with the large rock as a reference & search for smaller rocks. Edward continues sipping his beer. I pick up a couple of smaller rocks & return with them.
At camp, Edward stares at the starry sky. I ask Edward if the rocks I bought are the right size. He says they are & tells me to find more. I leave to collect more rocks, and Edward continues sipping beer & staring at the sky. Edward finishes his beer, and then he places the tree logs he bought from Walmart near where he wants the firepit. Edward starts making a firepit using the rocks I gather. I return to my former rock pile, and I find it missing. I walk around and find Edward making the pit at a more open space.
The firepit that Edward is building helps me assess how many more rocks I should gather for it. I gather the remaining rocks, and Edward finishes building the firepit. Feeling exhausted, I sit & watch Edward start the fire using the wood I gathered. After a while, the fire started with my wood starts burning through the log Edward bought.
Now that he got a nice fire going, Edward brings out a large can of Spaghetti-Os and a pot. Edward props the pot with the soup over the fire to heat it up. I watch, feeling ravenous. While the soup cooks, Edward offers me drinks. He says he has beer & bottled water. I ask Edward to give me a bottle of water. (I never drink beer.) Edward passes me a bottle of water, and he grabs himself a 2nd can of beer. I immediately start gulping down water.
Edward stares. I tell him I am really thirsty! I drink half the bottle of water that Edward gave me. Now that I no longer feel thirsty, I relax & watch Edward stir the soup. Edward brings out the broccali, and he starts breaking it into bite size pieces.

Edward got a dark expression on his face. He threw down the broccoli and vomited. "You picked a terrible stalk." Edward proceeded to hurl the broccoli bits at me. He drank another beer and commented that it was time for my punishment. Edward grabbed a funnel from the cabinet and jammed it in my asshole.
Then Edward, saying he loved me, took the pot he'd been stirring and poured Spaghetti-O's deep into my colon. The scalding hot child's foodstuff burns the skin of my sphincter. The smell of burning feces and warm sorta meatballs fills the night air. Edward removes his belt and begins slapping me. Edward removes the funnel and tells me to expel the burning mass inside. I willingly comply, it's like giving birth to his child.
Edward has a towering erection and is calming stroking it. He tells me I have to eat the steaming mess I pooped out. Edward adds the broccoli stalk to it. He drinks another beer and continues to jack it. Using a spoon I begin to scarf down the pile. Edward's baby, I think to myself. The broccoli does taste terrible. Full of bugs. I'm glad Edward has punished me.
As I look up to ask if I can have water I see Edward going back to the car. He's double fisting more beer. Edward tells me he's going back home to finish jacking it or maybe call a hooker. No, I can't have any water he shouts out the window as he drives away.
Edward says he'll be back in a few days. Maybe. I ask him where we are. Edward says "No1curr." I love him!
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