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Charlie and the chocolate factory, the reunion.	By : jaymclg Category: A through F > Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Views: 11507 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Charlie and the chocolate factory
The reunion
Chapter twelve: Welcome to the club mum, dealing with the press

Jerrod examined Mrs. Bucket; he took some of her blood. And with the permission of both choclatier’s he went back into the lab. Twenty minutes later he returned clearly amused. He asked in a tone he would use when participating in a conversation.
“Tell me Mrs. Bucket have you tested any of your sons or Willy’s creations of late, or more specifically a certain Wonka and Bucket’s delights?”
Charlie and Willy practically choked the implications having dawned on them. Mrs. Bucket shook her head firmly “not at all, especially when Charlie and Willy are enough evidence of what that recipe in particular causes.”
Jerrod smiled “well Mrs. Bucket it would seem that you did not need to take said concoction, you have gotten the same results just the same. Congratulations Mrs. Bucket your going to have another child, you are pregnant.”
Mrs. Bucket nearly passed out cold there and then. She would have it weren’t for Charlie and Willy take hold of her and leading her to the nearest chair. Charlie quipped “welcome to the club mum, welcome to the club of pregnancy which equals wacky cravings, swollen feet and overly large stomachs.”
Willy and Jarrod chuckled when Mrs. Bucket shot her son a very unpleasant look indeed. She said in a small voice “I always thought Lizzy would be my last, I’m not exactly a spring chicken anymore am I?”
Jerrod added gently “I would say I’m looking at another case of twins. You say this has been going on for the past two and a half months. You already look be as far along as a woman of four or five months. Their must be something in the air around here of late. Whoever becomes pregnant; ends up with twins.”
Charlie said gently “well, I guess its kind of a blessing in disguise. After all, dad did say he wouldn’t mind having at least four children before calling it a day. I guess he got his wish.”
His mother sighed “I should have known after having been pregnant with Charlie and Elizabeth. I should have known the symptoms. I figured I’d gained weight with not being as young as I once was. I figured I had some virus, or I kept continuously eating something that didn’t agree with me, without knowing what was causing it.”
Willy chuckled “well, I’m certain Violet will be just thrilled that she is no longer the only female who is pregnant among us men, who should never have ever had to have known what it was like to endure pregnancy. It’s not natural, men are not supposed to conceive and have babies; no matter how male chauvinistic you tend to find that.”
Charlie cringed “the press are going to have a field day. We’d be stupid and naive to think this is not going to lead back to me and Willy. Both men and women are going to eat our product and they are going to undeniably end up getting pregnant. I have no idea weather it is capable of cancelling out the problems some women have conceiving.
What worries me is that under age people will lie about their age and no doubt the teenage pregnancy rate will raise even more so, because you will be introducing the male gender into the mix also” added Willy chewing on his lower lip.

A NEW WONKA AND BUCKET PRODUCT CAUSES MIRICLE MALE PREGNANCIES.
BY KENSINGTON & SWAN

Was the bold headline that practically hit Charlie in the face the next morning as he read the news paper. Charlie felt like he was going to be violently ill. He was on the verge of hyperventilating in horror at the bold sentence practically screaming smack in his face mockingly.
Charlie practically screamed “WILLY!!!!” Willy came running out of the bathroom wearing only a fluffy purple towel around his waist. He asked “what on earth is the matter Charlie?”
Charlie handed the paper with a trembling hand to his concerned looking lover. Willy took the paper and visibly blanched at what he read. He read aloud.
It has been brought to the attention of the nation that a recently released Wonka and Bucket product, designed for adults, the first of its kind has made nation wide medical history. They have made the inhumanly impossible very much possible. The liquidated candy by the name of Wonka and Bucket’s delights some how has helped both men and women to become pregnant. Several men over the past three months have gone to doctors and have discovered they are pregnant. This mainly refers to women and to the homosexual society. What the world wants to know is, does either infamous choclatier's realise what they had created before it was marketed to the nation? Are they effected by their product, surely they would have had to have tested it before they marketed it? Do they have any idea how they managed to create such a wondrous and nothing short of an amazing creation? The public and the press demand the infamous choclatier’s give a press conference outside the factory gates fist thing. We the; nation want to know what you think and have to say. See pages one, two and three for the opinion of some of the public members who have tried Wonka and Bucket’s delights, and are now pregnant, and some of the nations leading doctors, and their opinion.

The news paper fell to the floor from in between Willy’s stiffened and unfeeling fingers. Charlie stood quickly when there came, the sound of a knock on the door. He went to answer the door whilst Willy returned to the bathroom.
Charlie opened the door and quickly looked down when he saw no body was in front of him. He bent down to be eye level with the oompa-loompa. The oompa-loompa whispered in his ear, before pulling away waiting for some form of instructions or other.
Charlie looked deathly pale as he told the oompa-loompa “do not under any circumstances open those gates until I’ve spoken to Willy, and either I or Willy tells you to do other wise.” The oompa-loompa nodded in understanding before leaving to spread the order to the other oompa-loompas.
Charlie called out to Willy “bloody hell, Willy we’re surrounded. The press have got the front main gates surrounded." He added “we’ll never get rid of them in less we give them that blasted conference. It will inferior with the delivery trucks, they will be blocked by the crowds of press.”
Charlie heard Willy curse violently from inside of the bathroom, something he didn’t do very often. It was a sure sign of how enraged he was over their current predicament.
Charlie gasped “oh god Willy what are we going to do? We can’t bloody go out there, they’ll know that we are affected by are own crazy creation.
We’re showing more noticeably then either my mum or Violet. I suppose it has to do with the fact we a men, and it shows up more so, because our body shape was not originally intended to carry a child.”
Willy sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose and said wearily “I’m sorry Charlie but I don’t honestly think we’ve got a choice in the matter. Our relationship with most likely also be exposed, not that I’m a shamed to admit to it mind you, because I’m not in the least.
If we don’t give this stupid bloody conference our business will be disrupted no doubt and I refuse to allow what I’ve spent over twenty years building to go down the drain, I won’t fucking tolerate it.”
So they got dressed in their usual attire; that had to be adjusted by the oompa-loompas because of their constant weight gain due to their pregnancies. And the newly required latex gloves, purple in Willy’s case and crimson in Charlie’s case.
They were clearly showing, there was no hiding the fact they were both pregnant, the nation would find out, and it turned their blood cold at the thought of said nation’s reactions.
They prepared themselves for the conference. Willy quipped sarcastically “lets face the obnoxious firing squad shall we my star shine?” Charlie squeezed Willy’s hand in his own and nodded as he swallowed down his dread.
AN: The press conference will be in the next up and coming chapter: chapter thirteen: facing the nation.
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