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My Shiny Freak	By : Prettyflour Category: Twilight Series > AU/AR > Het > Het Views: 3183 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter 12: Squirt or Small Fry?
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So, aside from some really cool vampire shit, there is also a pretty boring side to this life. Everyone had gone to school and I am stuck in this house. Not that I am all broken up about it, because school is really not my idea of a good time, but having to hang out with Esme is weird. She is like the super busy beepire. She has been given me
things to do, lots of things to do. Busy work… I don't mind the work with my new found speed and strength. What used to be a chore is now done with little to no effort. What bugs me is that she refuses to leave me unsupervised. She is babysitting the newborn.
Insert growl here.
My god, I hate that word. Newborn…. Just thinking of the word makes me want to crush something. I didn't just crawl out of the womb. I am not asking to be bottle fed blood am I?
"What are you doing Bella?"
I would have thought the book in my hand would have been a dead give away. "Reading."
"Anything good?"
"No." I held up the god awful romance novel. "Alice let me borrow it."
"Not a fan of romance?"
I scoffed. "This isn't romance. This is smut."
"You know, Carlisle has quite a collection of books in his study. If you are looking for some new reading material, we could go upstairs and try to find something more to your liking."
"Hell yes. I can't take anymore of this mindless paperback."
Carlisle has quite the collection of books. Three out of the four walls in this room are covered in books and not just any books. Really old books. Positively decrepit, yellowed paper leather bound books. I am guessing that most of these rare and expensive because Esme is cringing every time I touch one.
"What? Are you going to stand there and watch me pick out a book?"
She glared at me.
"Come on Esme. They're books, not humans. I won't eat them."
"Sorry Bella. It's just that many of these are very special to Carlisle. Please be careful with them."
I heard the front door open and then slam shut followed by a slew of profanities no where near my capabilities. Esme and I peeked our heads out the door of the study to see Jasper stalking toward his room.
"Jasper, why aren't you in school?" God, Esme has a positively whiny voice.
"Fuck school."
He was staring at me. I have had enough cock sucking staring from this family. I walked into the hall and got in his face.
"Bad day?" I shouldn't be smiling, but I am.
He started growling. Funny thing about vamps, always growling when they get pissed. It amuses me to no end.
"What's up emo boy? Did you take a bite out of Mike Newton or something?"
Was that Esme chuckling behind me? Jasper shot Esme the dirty of dirtiest of looks.
"I'm going hunting. I'll be back later." He started toward his room. I followed him.
"Oh, hunting? Can I come with? I am so thirsty."
"Edward can take you later."
"Come on Jazzman. Do you want the blood thirsty newborn getting all cranky on you? You know how much of a bitch I can be. Do you really want me following you around spreading my hate and discontent?"
He paced back and forth all speedy and neurotic. I raised an eyebrow.
"Please Jasper, Esme won't take me. She fears I may manipulate or overpower her then go all psycho human eater on her."
"I can hear you." Esme spoke from down the hall. I rolled my eyes.
"Fine, but don't think I am going to hunt for you. Don't you dare try and fucking manipulate me Bella."
"I wouldn't dream of it." Could my voice be any more sarcastic?
We ran for about an hour. Jasper may be a quick swimmer, but he runs like a girly snail. It was torture to follow him. When he finally stopped, I couldn't hear or smell anything appetizing. What a gip...
Jasper lived up to his power. He is an emotional emo bitch. Scowling and pacing, yet sometimes a little bit of personality peeks out. "Are you going to hunt or sulk?"
"Fuck you. You're the reason for my horrible mood."
"Me? What did I do now?"
"The entire town is freaking out over your disappearance."
"I see. You blame me? OK. I forced Edward to do this me. Do you think these crazy manipulative tendencies preceded this life?"
I could tell that he was pissed. What could I do? Waltz into town and let everyone know that everything is fine before slaughtering every last mother fucking one of them. I don't think so...
I have had enough of this whiny bitch. I need to do something to rid myself of this burning. It is killing my mood. I decided that it is time to ignore the pissy blonde vamp and find some lunch. I started listening and picked up a heartbeat after a minute. It was fluttering faster than the heart of a deer for sure. I could feel myself sinking into a crouch.
"Don't bother. It's just a squirrel." Jasper said from behind me, but I did not acknowledge him. I pounced and chased the wily thing up a tree before sinking my non-fanged teeth into its stinking fur.
It tasted so bitter that I almost spit it out, but I couldn't. My mouth wouldn't let me. I drained the poor creature in like two seconds, and my throat ached for more. I hate to admit it, but Jazzy was right. I will never bother with a squirrel again.
"Told you." He had a tiny smirk, but he was trying to hide it.
"Yeah, that was so not worth the effort and it tasted like ass."
"Let's run. We need to find some nice big carnivores." He took off running and once again, I followed him until I heard it. The heavy beating caught my ear and I froze. My mouth starting watering immediately. I stepped forward and saw two eyes staring back at me. It is some kind of large cat-like creature. It started growling at me. I have no patience for a staring contest right now. I sprung towards it and it ran. Smartie pants cat knows that I am a threat. Oh no big kittie, you are not getting away from me. I jumped and overshot by landing in front of it instead of on top of it. I turned to see the large cat leap for me. Its claws were extended and I flinched as its paw swept across my chest. I looked down to see that my shirt was now in pieces but my skin was perfect, not even a scratch. I giggled and grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck.
"Silly kitty, don't fight. I am higher on the food chain than you." I couldn't wait anymore. I sank my teeth into it and tasted the best blood I have had so far. It was large enough to be filled with a good amount of tasty bloody goodness and when I was done, I felt satisfied for the first time.
"Very nice Bella. Mountain lion is yummy, isn't it?"
"Wow, that was so much better than a deer. Why are they so different?"
"Carnivores... Meat eaters taste more like humans." He laughed. "Edward is going cream over this. Mountain lion is his favorite. He is going to be sorry he missed this."
"Why?"
"He likes watching you hunt."
"Really? Hmmm, I think he just likes watching me get my clothes ripped off."
"Probably."
"So Jazz, what's going in town?"
"It's not good Bella. Forks is a small town. When a teenage girl goes missing, it is a big deal. Not to mention, I think your dad is going crazy. He is questioning the entire student body. Edward said he is thinking about getting the FBI involved."
"What's the hold up? Why don't we just get the hell out of dodge?"
"We will, but Carlisle thinks it would be best to wait a little while. If we just up and leave suddenly, so soon after your disappearance, it might raise suspicion. We need to be careful about how we approach this."
Oh, Charlie... I can't say that I surprised that he is reacting like this. I am his only child. I bet he is going out of his mind and making everyone miserable in the process.
"So Bella, did Edward ask you how you want to end this?"
"End what?"
"Being human. Your human life?"
"I'm not sure I'm following. I think Edward already took care of me being human."
"What I am asking is, are you going to just disappear or are you going to fake your death and end your human life?"
Fake my death?? Edward hadn't mentioned anything about this. I knew we were leaving and I understood why, but I never stopped to think about this.
"I don't know. What do you suggest? Did you fake you death?"
"I didn't, but I had no need to do so. I was a soldier. Any family I had assumed I died on a battlefield."
"What about everyone else?"
"Carlisle chose to go the disappearing route. Esme was assumed dead. Edward's parents died shortly before his change. Rose, well... She disappeared and that caused a lot of drama."
"Rose? Drama? Big shocker there."
He smiled. "She was very well known. Her disappearance was not taken lightly and she was a crazy newborn, filled with rage. They had no choice but to move away quickly because Rose wanted revenge."
"Revenge on who?"
"Rose was a well known socialite, who was engaged to someone who was practically royalty. Her fiancé was drunk and beat her within inches of her life and Carlisle found her. Her injuries were so severe that he couldn't save her by normal methods and he felt bad for her, so he changed her and brought her home for Edward."
"For Edward? What's that supposed to mean?"
"Carlisle thought that Edward was lonely and that he might like Rose, but it totally backfired. They couldn't stand each other and well they still can't."
Interesting stuff. I started laughing out loud. Edward and Rosalie. Is Carlisle fucking blind? They are way too much alike to like each other. Uptight bunch of vampires in the Cullen household.
"So, who did she want revenge on? Carlisle or her fiancé?"
He laughed. "Both I guess... She has always been bitter about life in general, human or vampire, it doesn't matter. She is a bitch through and through."
I grinned. "I've noticed."
"I think the only person she is civil with is Emmett and sometimes Esme, but barely. So, don't feel singled out. She pretty much hates everyone."
"I actually don't mind her at all. I kind of like her. She doesn't sugar coat anything. I admire someone who can be that honest, even though she takes it to a totally bitch encrusted level. She even tried to warn me to stay away from Edward, before he... you know."
"Anyways, just think about what I said. My advice would be to fake your death and end your father's suffering. If you just disappear, he will never stop searching for you. Don't let him do that Bella. That would be fucked up."
I sat down and ran my hands through my hair. The emo asshat has a point. It would be pretty damn selfish of me to let him suffer endlessly. I may be dead in a bizarre sense, but he isn't. I am not that much of a hypocrite.
"We need to fake my death. It's the best way. How are we going to do it?"
"We have your truck. The easiest thing to do would be to maybe push it off of the ravine right outside of town. We just need to make sure that it catches fire, and then you will be assumed dead and we won't have to worry about a body."
"You have my truck? Fuck! I want to be the one who pushes that hunk of shit over the ravine. I have been itching to put that thing out of its misery." I rubbed my hands together. This will be fun.
I jumped up. "Are you going to hunt or what?"
"Actually, I'm not thirsty. I just didn't want to be around Esme. She feels pity for me. After a bad day, the last thing I want to feel is pity. Fuck that."
I stood motionless. I am a statue. The Jazzman is more emo than I thought.
"Why does she pity you?"
He jumped up and turned away. "Because I am a fuck up."
He leaped up into a tree and climbed to the top fueled by his emo fury.
I am the newborn. I am the one who should be crying over nothing, but emo boy takes the cake when it comes to drama. He seeks comfort. I reluctantly climb the tree, but keep my distance.
"If anyone is the fuck up in this family, most people would say it was Edward, thanks to me." I pictured Edward in my mind and was surprisingly missing his face. The swirl of emotions that is Jasper Hale was sent into a smile and then a laugh. "Seriously, as long as you didn't eat some poor defenseless human today, I think Edward has you beat."
"Thank you Bella. I don't know how you are keeping this casual demeanor, but I appreciate it."
He still refused to face me. "Edward may have gone too far, but this is the first time that Edward has ever faltered. In One hundred and ten years, Edward has managed to be perfect at everything. His control is mind boggling. He deserves to be spared taunting over this and besides, you two seem to be … ummm... Well, you seem to be enjoying each other."
He couldn't help but smile. The sexcupades of Edward and Bella were no secret. I understand the acute hearing we all posses. No wonder they all found me amusing.
"I have caused this family to stop everything and move on four occasions. Four!" Jasper ran to the nearest tree, put his hands around it, uprooted it and proceeded to hurl it in the woods. It landed with an earth shaking thud. Jasper is having a moment.
"Question? Can you manipulate your own emotions?"
He looked at me as if I had five heads. "What?"
"Can you manipulate your own emotions?" I spoke each word slowly with correct pronunciation.
He shrugged.
"Would you, if you could?"
"I don't know." God damn Jasper is so wrapped up in his topsy turvy emo world. I am contemplating smacking some sense into him.
"You haven't killed anyone. What's the problem?"
"I wanted to..." His face dropped.
I must rebut. "But, you didn't. What don't you try having some confidence in yourself? Esme feels bad, because you feel bad. You're making her feel that way, you fucking manipulator. I should know, I am one."
I don't think his jaw could have dropped any lower. He was looking at me, but his gaze shifted to the ground. He started smiling, but he didn't say anything. The sun broke through the clouds and came down in beams between the shadows between the leaves. I gasped as I witnessed Jasper's skin begin to shimmer in the sunlight. I jumped and rolled away. Was the sun dangerous to me?
Jasper crouched too and then he looked around in confusion. I stared at the skin on his bare arms. The skin glimmered in the sun like super radioactive diamonds. So shiny, super fucking shiny. I had no choice but to stare and be amazed at the beautiful sheen of his skin. I was memorizing and somewhat perplexed by what I was witnessing.
He jumped into the shade of the forest. He smiled and walked over with a cocky swagger.
"Have you been in the sun yet?"
I shook my head no.
"Hmp... Come on. Try it out. It won't hurt you, but your skin will sparkle. It's why we can't go out in the sunlight, in public that is."
I was hesitant, all the old stories and books about the sun burning vampires came rushing back to my mind. Jasper looked fine. He looked exactly the same and slightly amused by my difficulty processing what is happening.
I stepped slowly toward a small break in the trees and I held my arm out into the sunlight. I watched as my skin was more brilliant than anything else. It could have blinded me. The sunlight felt warm, it felt good. I missed it. The sensation of warm seemed foreign to me. I decided that I like the sun. The glowing orb that provides light and heat to this planet is my friend. Warmth is comforting.
Jasper stood next to me and we giggled, in awe of ourselves. If I didn't know Jasper was with Alice, I might assume that he is gay based on his girly snickering.
"Um, wow… This is why you guys disappear from school when ever the weather is sunny."
"Yeah. Thankfully, we don't get too much sun in Forks."
I've been turned into a fucking sparklepire. Karma is such a bitch.
"What's so funny? Still geeking out over your skin in the sun?"
"I was just thinking about Edward. The first day I met him; he followed me out to my truck and tried to ditch class with me."
"He followed you to your truck?" Jasper laughed. "I didn't think he had it in him. What happened?"
"I called him shiny boy and told him to fuck off."
"Shiny boy? Why would you call him that?"
"I called him shiny, because from first time I saw all of you sitting in the cafeteria, you looked so clean cut, so perfect... I thought for sure you must be the most popular kids in school with your shiny hair and your shiny clothes. All of you, you just shine."
"And now you shine too."
He is right. I am a god damned shiny freak. Go figure...
"I didn't know Edward followed you to your truck. I'm surprised. He is shy when it comes to the opposite sex. Go Edward." He snickered again.
"Looking back, I don't think he was trying to flirt with me."
"Probably not. Your blood was most likely what he was after or maybe he was trying to read your mind. You are the only person that has ever been immune to his gift. That annoyed him severely."
I take a sick pride in knowing that I annoyed him that much.
"Is that pride I feel coming off of you?" Let the staring at Bella begin. "You fucking love him. Don't deny it."
"Maybe..." My lips curved into a smile and I stared back in to his eyes, colored like topaz. I can't wait until my eyes turn that color. This red is just over the top. I want these abnormally crazy eyes of mine to lose the red and give me some of that gold.
Jasper jumped back a little. "Holy shit!"
"What?"
"Your eyes... They just turned gold, but it happened way too fast. It's usually a gradual change, but yours... they just turned."
"No fucking way." I started laughing. "Fuck me, I don't know about you, but I can manipulate myself."
He shook his head. "That is one lunatic gift you have. You are dangerous to have around."
His tone was playful and he was right. There is an insane amount of crazy shit that I could do. There is also the fact that I am not used to it and I find myself doing things without realizing it. I am a force to be reckoned with. I like that. My need to control is fully satisfied.
My arms are still folded around my chest, to hide my exposed chest.
"Turn around so that I can fix my shirt."
He turned. "Good luck with that."
I pulled off the shirt and could only think of one thing to do with it. I tied it around my chest, like a tube top. It wasn't pretty, but it would have to do.
"Alright, I'm decent. What are we doing now?"
"Feel like running to Canada?"
"Sure. Why not."
I let him lead for a little while and then I smoked his ass. I would stop every once in a while, to let him try to catch up.
"How far until we hit Canada?"
He laughed. "We hit Canada like ten minutes ago speedy."
We both stopped running. "We should probably get back. Everyone is home from school and if we don't get back soon, Edward may come looking for you."
We started to run home. It amazes me that I can run this fast and carry on a conversation with Jasper. It is like my body is on auto-pilot. He filled me in a couple more details that Edward failed to mention.
We are venomous. Like snakes or spiders. Like a predator. I guess my mouth really was watering, but that wasn't saliva, it was poison. It is the reason that the animals don't put up a fight after you bite. Another maniacal vampire trait to add to my list.
I hear something up ahead. It sounds like the wind and it smells like... Like Edward. I am smiling again. I start running faster. The thought of Edward makes me silly. It makes me totally fucking silly. I am almost giggling. What the hell is happening to me?
I can barely hear him. He must be moving fast. The sound of a twig snapping lets me know that he is close. I stop. It took exactly four seconds before Edward was standing in front of me, his hands on my cheeks. He was breathing heavy. Now that is interesting. Running doesn't make us breath heavy. I wonder what could have him all worked up? Tee Hee.
"You look great with gold eyes."
Did I just bat my eye lashes? What is this man doing to me?
"Nice shirt."' He laughed.
"You can thank the mountain lion."
"Mountain lion huh? What did you think?"
"I can see why it's your favorite."
He kissed my forehead and then looked behind me. Jasper had finally caught up. Edward walked toward him.
"I thought we agreed that we wouldn't bring Bella out alone." Edward was obviously a little pist.
"Please Edward. I have been around more newborns than anyone in this family. I can handle myself. She was fine. She hunted on her own. I though you would be happy about this."
"I am, but that doesn't change the fact that she is a newborn who has yet to come across a human. We can take anymore risks. Bella's disappearance is putting the town into a frenzy as is."
"I have everything under control. No need to worry. Have a little trust in me. I know how to handle a newborn."
"Both of you douche bags better stop calling me a newborn. I don't like it."
They both looked amused by my little outburst. Edward was trying to suppress a laugh. I put my hands on my hips and scowled at them.
"Sorry Bella."
I don't know what Jasper is thinking about, but Edward finds it rather amusing. "Don't go there Jazz."
These bastards are laughing at me.
"Cut it out you funny fuckers. You know I can make you stop."
"Sorry Newbie." Jasper has a death wish. "What? You don't like newbie either?"
I am resisting the urge to make him do something.
"What about squirt or small fry?"
All resistance is gone. This emo bitch is now denied control.
What is that I hear behind me? Oh, it's a sound I recognize.
Jasper. Go get that squirrel.
He leaped over Edward and ran after the tiny creature. Up a tree he went and he almost had it...
Slow it down Jazz. We don't want this to end so soon.
"What the fuck? Is he chasing a squirrel? Nice Bella. He needs to piss you off more often." Edward stood by my side all smug and content, but I haven't forgotten that he was laughing at me too.
Go get that squirrel Edward. Don't let Jasper get it.
And he was off. Edward pushed Jasper aside and jumped up and scaled another tree.
Whoa! Edward, not so fast. Take your time.
"What the fuck Edward?" Jasper growled and headed up the tree after him. I saw the squirrel make a jump for it, leaping onto a thin branch of a nearby tree. Both of those vamps jumped after it, but the branches were too think to hold their weight. They both came crashing down taking most of the branches with them.
There was a cloud of dust and a rumbling coming from the center. Edward was trying to get up, but Jasper had jumped on his back.
"It's mine." Jasper shouted.
Edward shook from side to side, trying to shake Jasper off. Jasper held on for dear life.
"Get off you emo fag!"
Now this is amusing.
Edward stood up straight and then ran backwards slamming Jasper into a tree.
"That was not fucking right Assward." Jasper held his grip and then ran forward, picking up Edward and throwing him then running in the direction of the squirrel.
Edward landed not too far from me, but he didn't acknowledge me at all. He growled. Before he could take off after Jasper, I decided to stop.
"Edward, stop it." He stopped in his tracks. "You too Jasper. Let the squirrel go."
They were both still seething a bit.
"Let that be a lesson to you both. I will always have the last laugh."
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