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Behind Closed Doors	By : ozumasgirl Category: A through F > Artemis Fowl Views: 3054 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own the Artemis Fowl book series, nor any of the characters from it. They are the property of Eoin Colfer. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Title: Behind Closed Doors
Disclaimer: I don't own it... but Artemis is just so cool... I wish I did
Summery: Something I cooked up in the middle of the night, because I couldn't sleep. You would think Root hated Artemis wouldn't you? But they get along perfectly well when no one's there too see. Slash! OOC. R&R!
Authoress Note: Wow, someone reviewed this... blinks... You guys rock:) Well for the record I think Root and Arty are cute. Ppl stare at her strangly... What? I do.
Well anyway, onto the important stuff. This story is now an AU... because... well I'm not meat to tell you, who ever has read the new AF book, will understand (I haven't got the new book yet, but I forced my friend to tell me anything important that happened in it)... Tears up I wasn't going to update this fic for a while, wanted to concentrate on other ones but... with recent news I feel I should...
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Chapter 1: Privecy... What privacy?
Julius Root was lying on his back, staring at the ceiling. Artemis was stretched out on top of him, asleep. The two had been having their "special time" for about four to five hour's now and Root thought it best if he let Artemis rest for a while.
The fairy commander ran his hands through the genius's dark hair, enjoying the soft feeling of the silky strands. He could stay like this forever. Lying here, with his lover, just, being close to each other. It was bliss. Although, Root would never admit that to anybody, save for Artemis, but that was different. Root smiled and wrapped one arm around the boy as Artemis shifted slightly, sighing.
However such peace was never meant to last, as specially if your name was Julius Root, your lover was Artemis Fowl the Second and you where having nice romantic sex in your office.
Seconds after Root had started to drift off into a slight doze, there was a knock on the door. The commander kept his eyes closed and decided to ignore it. The knocking continued, even growing louder.
Artemis sighed sleepily, running one pale hand up Roots chest. The older man growled, bringing his arms up to loop around the boy above him, hoping the fairy outside would piss off.
They didn't however, deciding instead to multiply the strength of their blows. Hammering down on the steel as hard as they where able.
Hazel eyes snapped open and darted over to the door of the office. Root ran his hand through Artemis's hair as the genius groaned, lifting his head off of the commander's chest. Turning sleepy blue eyes to his lover.
"What's going on?" he asked, watching as Root growled something in Gnomish (most likely cuss words).
The person outside was still knocking, banging on the door quite quickly. Probably thinking that the faster they knocked, the better the chances of someone answering would be.
"Who's knocking?"
Julius turned to Artemis, who was watching him in slight amusement. What the hell the kid thought was so damn funny was lost on the commander. Didn't he care that they where being interrupted by some moron who seemed to be trying to beat down his office door.
Roots dark musings where cut short as the knocking stopped. Obviously the fairy had grown tired of banging on the door and went away.
"Thank Frond for that,". The commander grunted, pulling Artemis down for a kiss. Something that never failed to calm his nerves.
Their lips where barely touching when a voice bellowed.
"COMMANDER, SIR ARE YOU IN THERE?".
The sound cut through the air. Destroying any romance, peace and most importantly quiet that might of been swirling around the atmosphere seconds before.
Artemis muffled a surprised shriek and toppled off of Roots body. The commander himself sitting up and glaring at the door. Hoping all who DARED to stand outside, would disappear. Which they didn't of course, but it didn't hurt to dream.
Whoever had been banging down the door minute's before hadn't given up and pissed off, as Root had first hoped. They had gone to get more officer's to help ruin the commander's afternoon.
"Commander Root sir! You in there?" someone called, banging on the door for good measure.
When said commander refused to answer, the knocking started up again.
"Maybe you should answer them?" Artemis said quietly, sitting up and pulling a blanket over himself.
Root grunted and stood up, sliding into the robe he had been wearing earlier and marched over to the door.
"What?" He bellowed, something he was quite good at.
All at once the knocking, calling and talking stopped. Replaced by complete and utter silence. The fairy commander hammered down on the door, trying to scare someone into answering. It didn't work, if anything Root would bet some of the LEP officer's had run away. Typical.
The silence stretched out for another three minute's before Root - not being a very patient person - motioned for Artemis to hide, yanking the door open and coming face to face with four LEP officer's. Two being Holly Short and Trouble Kelp.
"What is it?". The commander repeated, something he did not like to do.
The group of fairies eyed the royal blue robe. No one was gaim enough to ask why he dressed in such an unusual way and for that Root was thankful. He didn't really want to explain anyway.
"Would someone kindly tell me WHY YOU ARE ALL STANDING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?"
The LEP officer's shrunk back, staying silent.
Root narrowed his eyes.
"I wasn't asking," he growled.
Holly was suddenly pushed foreword, almost colliding with the commander. As Root refused to move, glaring at the Capitan with dark hazel eyes. Holly shuffled her feet, shrinking under the intense gaze of her superior.
"Well, what it is sir... is that... uh...," she glanced back at Trouble, who smiled like an idiot and gave her the thumb's up.
Root raised an eyebrow. This was taking far too long. All he wanted to do was spend time with Artemis. Which reminded him of his pretty lover, who was crouching behind his desk, wrapped in a towel.
"Capitan, my patients is running short. Now stop stuttering and tell me why you are here?"
Holly gulped, but stood her ground. She was used to the commander's temper. With one last glance at Trouble, Holly took a deep breath and muttered.
"Don't kill me for this." before stepping forward and crushing her lips to those of a very surprised Julius Root.
YAY! Done! I love this story, I really do. I didn't know I would love writing about Root so much. He's one of my favs and... bugger... I can't say anything! And if you KNOW what I'm blabbering on about, don't ruin it for ppl who don't know. If you have no idea what I'm talking about... that's fine. Review please, OH YEAH! To those of you who are against this pairing or slash as a whole, I don't know how many TIMES I have to tell you guys to piss off. What is your PROBLEM! You don't see US going around bad mouthing non slash fics, if we don't like them. You know what WE do?... We DON'T READ THEM! That's the secret you see. And if you're too stupid to figure this one simple rule out then... you're an idiot. AN IDIOT! I mean, I don't blame you if you hate this shipping. Don't tell me. You think I would go... "Oh really? I'll stop writing then if YOU don't like it."... As if. People LIKE this story. PEOPLE will always like slash. So why don't you mind your own beez wax and read something else. Go on, shoo!
Artemis: Fans me
... Sorry... it's really starting to tick me off... Anyway. My wonderful reader's, you will probably notice the lack of beta-ing in here... heh heh heh... that because my beta is busy and I want to post my stories so ppl don't hate me! I'll replace this one with the betaed version when it's done ok. So don't get your knickers in a knot when you come across my humble little error's... ' Lol.
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