Why I Like You
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A through F › Anita Blake › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
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2,062
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I do not own the Anita Blake series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Jean-Claude
Richard: I like Jean-Claude when he's asleep.Anita: I like Jean-Claude when he doesn't exaggerate situations.Asher: I like Jean-Claude nude and in bed.Meng Die: I like him when he's not fucking Anita.Anita: Watch it fang face!Jason: Girl Fight!Camera shuts off...returns a few minutes laterAnita: I like him in his black furlined bathrobe.Richard: I don't know why I like Jean-Claude.Jason: I like Jean-Claude because he treats me well and the pay is good.Elinore: I like the fact that Jean-Claude protects his people from evil outsiders.Damian: I like the fact he stuck me in a coffin when Anita ran off and left me.Anita: I told you then I didn't know how it would affect you.Damian: But you took Nathaniel, didn't you?Nathaniel: Anita takes me everywhere. And I like Jean-Claude for giving Anita the ardeur cause now I get more sex than Richard.Richard: Bite me fur face! *sticks out his tongue*Byron: I like Jean-Claude because he lets me work with all these beautiful men. *all the straights slide away from Byron*Requiem: I like Jean-Claude like the sea likes a breeze, like the desert likes rain, like trees like......Elinore: You can stop anytime.Jason: Yeah, like yah know?Micah: I like Jean-Claude because he has excellent taste in women. *grins at Anita who grins back*Richard: Suck up!Nathaniel: Jealous!Richard: OK, that's it!Nathaniel: Anita! Anita! *sound of running feet as camera fades*