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My Shiny Freak	By : Prettyflour Category: Twilight Series > AU/AR > Het > Het Views: 3183 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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"I want the empath."
My mouth dropped open.
Edward pulled on my arm and I released Aro's shoulder making Marcus, Demetri and Alec raise slightly from their crouches.
Aro laughed an evil laugh. "Volterra needs this. It is everything I want in a home. It is vast, beautiful, timeless, filled with my brethren, the most powerful beings to walk this sorry excuse for a planet and the place is a piece of history that brings thousands of tourists year round." He licked his lips and patted his tummy. "I have two problems with it though. Number one is lack of entertainment, and number two is... Though I enjoy the company of the guard, most are... How should I put this?" He rubbed his chin while contemplating. "They are all a bunch of uptight pricks."
He smiled and stood between Marcus and Demetri. "Vicky will take care of the lack of entertainment and Jemo will pull all the sticks out of there asses with his gift. It will be wonderful."
As he stared off into the distance dreaming of high times in Italy, Edward looked pissed and somewhat defeated. I thought about everything that I have learned about Aro and The Volturi. How he's acted immature and unpredictable, as well as Rosalie's theories that he is totally bonkers. There has never been any secret about Aro's friendship with Carlisle, though there have been things that I didn't take very seriously. The Rules, the fact that Aro and his bunch of merry men are royalty and law enforcement of the immortal world. They obviously hold great power and they outnumber us. Seeing Edward next to me looking particularly nervous made me realize that I may have underestimated them. He has an army of gifted vampires at his beck and call. I never considered that he would go from Yahtzee to Nazi over Jasper of all things. We might be totally fucked.
Not to mention, Carlisle, Esme, Rose and Emmett are gone, off gallivanting god knows where in hopes of selling emo intoxication. Hence, they are not here to back us up. I have no idea where Alice and Jasper are. I can't smell them in the house. I can only hope that Alice saw something, anything to give her the good sense to stay the hell away.
As the wind picked up, I caught the scent of immortals in the air. I can smell six, no seven. Shit, make that fourteen.
"Take him." Aro waved his hand and Edward disappeared from beside me shouting, "Run Bella!"
I turned to see Edward being thrown against the wall and pounced upon by three vamps I don't recognize.
I crouched and hissed and Aro chuckled, bending over and glaring at me. "Don't even think about it." He reached down and clasped his hand on my shoulder. "All you need to do is give me Jasper and Edward will be just fine."
My eyes focused on Edward who was helpless against the three fuckers that had him pinned against the wall. The two males held his arms and torso and a female had his legs immobilized.
Aro touched my cheek. "If you dare manipulate me, I will order them to tear him limb from limb."
The female laughed and brought her hand to Edward's crotch. She looked at me and smiled. "I'll start right here." She squeezed and groped his dick before moaning and licking him over his jeans. I caught the stench of her arousal.
That was when I freaked the fuck out.
I growled so loud the house shook. My field of vision turned red with fury and I suddenly had no control over my actions. In my crazed state I took full advantage of my newborn speed and strength coupled with pure unadulterated rage pumping up my need to destroy something.
I tore those fuckers apart.
Each and every one of them, in three seconds flat.
It was exhilarating. It was fucking awe inspiring. It was a sick display of what I am capable.
My brain entered a state of slow motion ass kicking.
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I started with her. Her tongue to be more specific, yanking it off and stomping on it repeatedly.
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Her smile had to go. Her lips were gone before she even had a chance to scream.
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Her hands had touched Edward's man parts. Outside of his jeans or not, they were no longer allowed to be attached to her body.
I may have even chewed up her fingers and spit them into the fire place, whooping in triumph as they burned and evaporated into purple smoke. "Have fun growing those back you bitch!"
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Demetri had the nerve to smile. He was far to smug for my liking. I simply started with his head and worked my way down his body breaking him into little pieces and haphazardly tossing them aside.
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Alec finally noticed what I had done and the silly boy tried to run from me. I'll give him credit. He was quick but not quick enough to escape my hand as it latched on to his ear as dragged him back like a petulant child. His head popped off in a way that was disappointingly easy.
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The two unknown males attempted to gang up on me. They both lunged and I ducked. It was the oldest trick in the book they totally fell for it, crashing into each other with a deafening crack.
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I jumped in between them, grabbing them both by the scruff of the neck and swinging them around, knocking down Marcus in the process.
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From there it was divide and conquer, quite literally. Torn off arms and gnawed off feet surrounded me. It was venom covered gore and wiggly vampire bits strewn about the great room. Had I been rational, I may have spared Marcus as he did amuse me marginally.
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Aro growled. For a moment I thought I would have the pleasure of giving him a good beating and that the he would be idiotic enough to fight back, making it all the more sweet when I shredded the bastard. The fucking coward turned and ran. I sprang forward but he was out of my reach. I grabbed the closest thing to me. Marcus. Err... Most of Marcus. His torso and one arm to be exact. Anyway, I swung the venom gushing torso as hard as I could and it smacked Aro in the back of the head, sending him into a delightful face plant.
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I snickered. Fine. I had a short lived fit of exuberant giggles. I dropped Marcus and focused on Aro.
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Sweltering rage welled inside me sending me into a murderous ripping frenzy. Each finger and toe was happily jerked away and carelessly thrown over my shoulder, a few through the window and a few in the fire for good measure.
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"Ha! He barked. "Tis a scratch."
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Arm and legs? No longer attached and utterly unrecognizable as I used my finger nails to slice and dice them and threw them up in the air like confetti.
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He somehow found the strength to wink at me. "It's just a flesh wound."
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I scoffed. I could not tolerate him quoting Monty Python.
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I sat on the floor twitching and giddy, expressing amusement in fractured laughter and snarls, surrounded by random squirming body parts as I bounced Aro's head back and forth against the wall while he was still talking or shall I say screaming in agony?
Edward's gasp brought me out of my raving dismemberment session. "Oh god... What did you do?"
It was that moment that the fourteen vampires I smelled earlier came rushing through the door, some gasping in horror, some frozen in shock. I tossed Aro's head to the nearest one who shrieked once he realized what he held in his hands.
Aro rolled his eyes. "Stop gawking you sissy. Find my body pronto and put it back together, like now."
The immortal promptly shuddered and handed Aro's head to the guy next to him. I took a step back, shaking my head in half awe, half disgust at what I had just done while some distant part of my brain attempted to formulate a plan.
I took a breath and looked up, my entire body buzzing with a crazy anxious energy. I needed to do something and it needed to happen fast. "Back the fuck up. All of you, do it now."
No sooner did I speak the words than every vampire in the house took three steps backward, all of them stared at me and the pile of limbs writhing around on the floor. I ran my hands through my hair and tried to think of what to do.
"Whoa! Is that... Aro?" I turned to see Jane and Vicky standing in the doorway. I kicked away Desert's hand away as it tried to crawl up my leg.
Jane rushed toward me, getting in my face and narrowing her eyes at me. "You..." She poked her finger into my chest. "You did this. Didn't you?"
"I... I'm sorry. I didn't... err... mean to..." I shut up then.
"Jane!" Aro shouted. "Thank god!" He cried out and then clenched his teeth. "Get Bella. Get her! Kill that manipulating little shit!"
Jane stomped over, grabbed his head and used her hand to cover his mouth. She walked over to the door and removed her hand only to grab his pony tail. Sighing, she raised his head up and looked him in the eyes. "I have been waiting six hundred years to do this."
Without another word she poked him in the eye and then kicked his head with every ounce of energy she could muster, sending it catapulting through the air, over the trees and into a large body of water.
Then she ran to me, wrapping her arms around me and thanked me profusely.
Then all hell broke loose. In a surprisingly good way.
I expected chaos and mayhem. I thought I would have to manipulate my ass off to escape this situation unscathed. Instead I was surrounded by cheers of joyous rapture. It reminded me of the scene in the Wizard of Oz where the Wicked Witch of the West was melted by Dorothy. I was yanked upward and placed on someone's shoulders and hauled all over the house in some kind of impromptu party conga line. Gobs of immortals broke out into song. There were high fives and fist pumps aplenty, music, dancing and juggling courtesy of Vicky. Jesus Christ came flying through the door, kissed me full on the lips and then sang out, "Hallelujah!"
Carlisle flew through the door and looked right at me. "Dammit Bella! You promised!" He threw his hands up and stomped his foot.
"I promised not to dismember anyone in our family. They don't count." Pfft. They threatened Edward. They are lucky that only a few fingers ended up in the fire.
"You have no idea what... What the fuck?" He finally noticed the multitude of people laughing and embracing each other. Edward was cracking up laughing in the corner, Vicky was engaged in her first pole dance of the evening and Carlisle looked so very confused. "Huh... They're celebrating?"
"I suppose so. I'm just as surprised as you are and no, I did not make them."
He shook his head and visibly relaxed. "Well... We've got all the body parts right?"
I shuffled my feet. "Sort of."
"Not so fast, Carlisle." Jane approached with Vicky in tow. "Yes, we have all the body parts, but it's high time, no pun intended, that Aro be taught a lesson. His abuse of power has to be stopped. He needs to be punished for his indiscretions and this is just the way to do it. Thank you again, Bella. Much appreciated." She winked and squeezed Vicky's hand. " At any rate, I figure a decade or two disassembled will give him some much needed time to reflect on his bad behavior. The entire guard agrees. So be it."
Emmett bounded up onto the porch and strode through the door cackling. "Bella, Bella, Bella... And here I thought you were all talk with the dismemberment shit. Remind me to stay on your good side. Oh gross!" He pointed to Jane's hand.
"What is that?" Edward asked.
Jane gave a devilish grin and held up her hand. It was that moment that the sun decided to shine, causing beams of light to come through the door, illuminating and sparkling off the small squirming body part dangling from her hand. It was so shiny, I couldn't identify it. I was guessing it was a finger.
Vicky grimaced. "Jesus Christ!"
"Yes?" Jesus appeared next to her.
"Oh... Not you. That..."
Jane's face contorted into a mega-scowl. "I hate Lady Gaga!"
What the... Oh my fucking god! I turned toward Edward and buried my head in his chest, recoiling in horror as Jane chucked the famous disco stick into the fire place.
I could have sworn I heard Aro screaming in the distance.
And with that, she gathered up Alec, took Vicky by the hand and sped out the door.
"That solves that problem," Edward said as rubbed my back.
Carlisle huffed and ran his hands through his hair. "I'm going to put Marcus back together." He started gathering pieces and tossing them to the couch.
Alice came rushing through the door and I thought she was headed right for me, her arms open wide, her eyes focused on me, but she flew right past me and plowed into the wall. Jasper scrambled in behind her, scooped her up off the floor and dusted some stray plaster off her head while she giggled and mumbled, "A little less confusion, baby."
He kissed her head and set her on her feet before he looked at me. "Bella…" He paused and smiled. "Good looking out."
Alice put her head on my shoulder. "Good is quite the understatement. She was fucking stellar. Who else who would rip apart Aro and six other guard members to save your sorry, emo-slinging ass?" She snorted and slumped against me. "You're my hero, Belly. Oh! You should see the lingerie I bought for you. If you though that black outfit was slutty, just wait until you see what's coming your way. Oh!" She blinked. "Overnight shipping. I highly recommend that you hide out at the cottage to avoid the delivery man. No twinkies for you!"
She stood up straight and poked Jasper in the shoulder. "More Euphoria I think…"
Jasper took a deep breath with his eyes closed. "How about now?"
She shivered and licked her lips. "Oh yeah… that is nice."
Then she threw herself at Jasper, rubbing her face against his upper arm mumbling something about how soft he feels.
"Are you sure that is a good idea?" Edward asked Jasper who shrugged and rubbed her back.
"She volunteered and her feedback is proving to be very helpful."
"What are you two talking about?" I asked.
"Jasper is testing out new products on Alice." Edward laughed and shook his head.
"And right now she's..." I cocked an eyebrow at Alice who is now running her hands over her own breasts and moaning a little bit.
"Ecstasy," she breathed and grabbed Jasper by the collar of his shirt. "Take me upstairs right now. I need you."
"Yes Ma'am!" He said and carried her away at vampire speed.
There was high pitched squealing coming from outside.
"It's true!"
"This is awesome. The best ever!" Sounded like Kate and Irina were outside.
"I wish I could have been here. I would have loved to see that." And Tanya too.
"He had it coming." And Eleazar.
"CrazyBastard! He should have known better! To fuck with a newborn as powerful as Bella? Pfft!"
Ah Carmen, still talking at mega vampire speed and complimenting me too. She rocks.
Our golden eyed neighbors walked in and came straight over to hug, kiss and thank me. Even Tanya.
It was once again party central at the Cullen house. I stood next to Edward and nervously glanced around at the horde of vampires that were hanging out socializing.
"Bella?" Edward took my head in his hands. "Are you OK?"
I hugged him and breathed a gigantic sigh of relief. "Yeah, I'm alright. I just can't believe this."
He laughed quietly and hugged me back. "You did good my love. You were absolutely brilliant. I am so proud of you."
I turned around and noticed a line had formed behind me. Apparently everyone wanted to meet me. I shrugged decided to get this over with. I had to admit that I was curious to meet all these so called royal guards.
There was Stefan who preferred to be called Stevo. He had the gift of being able to read objects. Upon touching things he could tell who owned then, when they were used and how often. It was kind of like Aro's gift only with inanimate objects. He used this for tracking mostly.
Next were Carl and Penelope. They were a married couple who had been together four days shy of a century. Carl was an empath, but not quite as powerful as Jasper. He could only amplify emotions. His wife had the gift of being able to drive someone crazy and I mean that very literally. She could cause you to become severely disoriented and display signs of dementia. Put them together and they could make you shake with fear while you went bat shit crazy. I liked them.
Then there was Mark who was wearing nothing but plaid pajama bottoms and carrying a pillow. He had the capacity to sort of hypnotize both humans and vampires and when he did it, that person would appear to be sleeping.
I gasped. "No way!"
He smiled. "Yes way. Watch this." With a wave of his hand, Edward slumped down on the floor and proceeded to snore softly.
After a quick nap, I was introduced to Thomas, who could cause paralysis; Tia, the fire starter; Garret, who could control natural elements; Winston who could vaporize objects; Allistair, who had the gift of telekinesis; Bruno, the memory thief; Eric, the vampire equivalent of a lie detector; Zafrina, who could create visual illusions; and Vlad the ugly. And believe me when I say, he was truly hideous. I briefly questioned whether or not he was actually a vampire. Which was silly really, seeing that I had no desire to eat him. He told me that he was in fact the only unattractive vampire to walk the earth, and that humans did not shy away from him. His repulsive exterior was the ultimate cloaking mechanism.
At the end of the line were two vampires that I recognized immediately. The first was Bruce Lee who, not surprisingly, had the gift of super speed. I challenged him to a foot race and he ran circles around me as I sprinted as fast as I could go.
And lastly was James Dean, who shook my hand, and then took one look at Edward and sneered before saying, "Nice hair."
Carlisle was trying to feed Marcus caribou blood, which he immediately spit out to demand human blood.
"You know I can't do that. Just drink the caribou. I know it's not your preference, but it will start the healing process."
"Bleh! That is abysmal. Do you have anything else? Something less bitter?"
Carlisle rubbed the back of his head. "Emmett! What else did you round up?"
Emmett opened a cooler and started rummaging through bagged blood. "OK, we've got elk, dall sheep, mountain goat, reindeer and hoary marmot."
Marcus raised an eyebrow. "Hoary marmot? What the fuck is that?"
Emmett shrugged. "It's kind of like a woodchuck."
Marcus groaned. "Fucking omnivores! You want to feed me pussy leaf eaters? No. I'll starve thank you."
He attempted to move which resulted in his left leg falling off. Carlisle grabbed a bag of elk blood, stomped over and placed it in my hand. "You ripped it off, you help me get in back on. Make him drink this."
In a show of his annoyance, Carlisle put his hand on his hip and tapped his foot impatiently. I decided to make quick work of it. I stared Marcus down, demanded that he drink it quickly and then I tossed him the bag which he caught with his one good arm and drank like a good boy. I patted his head and then suggested he try out the reindeer and the hoary marmot too.
I plopped on the couch and exhaled. Guard members were gathering up the pieces of those I had torn apart and packing them up in sacks and suitcases. As they started to leave Marcus groaned and pouted. "I can't go back to Italy like this. Would it be too much to ask that I stay here until I've healed?"
"Fine by me." Carlisle answered and then retreated to the bat cave.
I took a moment to think about Volterra. What would it be like without Aro there? "You're going back?"
"Of course I am." He scoffed and rolled his head around, stretching.
"I'm sorry. I thought maybe you'd try the nomad thing."
His brow furrowed. "I can't."
"Why not? You could shred all your suits and run around in jeans and t-shirts. You could follow the Jonas Brothers or something!"
He laughed. "Follow the Jonas Brothers? I can't do that either."
"Why not?"
"They're not touring right now." He smiled softly looking slightly embarrassed. "Besides, I'm needed in Volterra."
I rolled my eyes and handed him another bag of blood which he drank willingly this time, although he did gag a few times getting it down. He coughed a little and rubbed his head. "It's not so bad you know. Volterra... And whether or not you realize it, the law must be kept. I have a responsibility to keep our existence a secret and to punish anyone who threatens to expose us."
He sat up slowly and wiggled his toes. "Sorry I ripped you apart."
He smiled weakly. "It could have been worse." He glanced quickly over to the fire place. "I have to admit, I am mildly looking forward to returning to Italy now that Aro won't be my main priority."
I chuckled.
He huffed. "Yes, I know. Laugh at the Royal Babysitter. But that's just it! I don't have to chase him around anymore. I can actually do some good."
"Are there truly that many threats to us?"
He looked at me as if I had three heads. "You obviously haven't spent much time around normal vampires."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Have you ever been in the presence of another as young as yourself?"
"No."
"That's what I thought." He hesitated rubbing his hands together. "Most of the newly turned are utterly uncontrollable and consumed by bloodlust. They want nothing more than to drink and think nothing of the consequences, which is why we have the five year rule. Sadly, some makers shun our rules and their ravenous newborns feed on anything they can get their hands on, in public, not exercising any caution at all. That can't be tolerated." He groaned and grabbed another bag of blood, dall sheep I think. Drinking it down, he grimaced. "Have you ever stopped to think about what would happen if humans knew we really existed?"
"A little, but we are at the top of the food chain. They would be idiots to challenge us."
"Exactly. Humans are arrogant and foolish and would most likely attempt to annihilate our race."
"You don't think... Could they?" I leaned closer, pondering the likelihood of that.
He bust out laughing. "Of course not, but they would try and it would inevitably start a war. Vampires are greedy, power hungry bastards. If threatened, they wouldn't think twice about killing off the human race, but destroying our food source isn't such a great idea, is it?"
I shrugged. "There's always animals."
He laughed even louder. "Bella... Your way of life is extremely rare for our kind. Most wouldn't even consider drinking from an animal."
I sat down and frowned, struggling with my own experiences. I could talk shit on other vampires' lack of tolerance for our lifestyle, yet I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that had I not been brought into this life with the Cullens, I would probably be sucking down humans like a fat kid gobbling up candy on Halloween. Oh the lack of humanity!
"I know..." He whispered. "You are young enough to remember what it is like to be alive and to feel guilt over taking a life, but the majority of immortals have accepted that they are not human, and that they have no soul. Especially the older ones. Their human memories are gone, making it that much easier to let go of their humanity entirely. All they have is bloodlust, and in case you haven't noticed, we are all ruled by our instinct to kill. Your little tantrum earlier proved my point quite nicely."
Dammit! He had a point. Once Edward was threatened, I never once thought about the consequences of my actions. I just let my stupid instincts take over. I refused to dwell on it. I am a happy vegetarian. It keeps me satisfied just fine.
"Whatever. I still think you should take some time off to see The Jonas Brothers. They have to tour again sometime. Travel first, then stalk them or follow them. Whatever you prefer."
He grinned and winked at me.
"You're not going to eat them are you?"
"Nah, too famous, and besides, I'm really looking forward to their next album."
Edward strolled back into the room and looked concerned. He turned and looked at Marcus. "How long has she been doing that?"
"A few minutes," Marcus sighed and layed back, putting his feet up.
"What?"
Edward zipped over and touched my hand. Funny, I hadn't noticed that I had been clutching my throat.
"I'm taking you hunting."
And we were off, sprinting away from the house in search of sustenance. With everything happening, I had forgotten to eat and was awfully thirsty. I drained five helpless deer and a moose before the burn subsided. I disposed of the bodies quickly and stood up straight, inhaling and stretching my arms over my head. My mind felt renewed, refreshed and clear. Until I got a whiff of something else that I considered very appetizing. I whipped my head around and spotted Edward casually leaning against a tree, his arms crossed, that silly crooked grin blazing. "Feeling better?"
I ran to him and jumped on his back before shouting, "To the love shack!"
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