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Danse Macabre in a Nutshell
By : Storyseeker
Category: Anita Blake > Threesomes Plus
Views: 2423 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own the Anita Blake series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Chapter 49:
Anita: Lets get ready to Rrrrummmble!
Jason: Yeah baby! Bodyslam that fangbanger!
Requiem: I’m not a fangbanger!
Munin-Raina: You want to be.
Requiem: Who doth whisper in my ear?
Anita: Hang on Req, I’m going to hold a two-way with the Ghost of Horndogs Past.
Munin-Raina: Woof-woof.
Requiem: (Did she just call me ‘wreck’?)
Munin-Raina: I want this new Requiem tidbit.
Anita: No, I won’t share my men with another woman, even a ghosty woman.
Munin-Raina: In that case, let me poke around in YOUR goodie bits. * poke * *stir *
Anita: Strudel and Salsa, that’s me.
Munin-Raina: What’s this? No fair, you have your own she-wolf. I thought I was your only bitch?
Anita: I’m the Uber-everything in this series, including ‘bitch’.
Munin-Raina: * Pout * I’m out of here.
Jason: Bye Raina, give my love to Gabriel (Jerk).
Anita: Ice cold corpses. That’s hot.
Requiem: I’m your cadaver of love.
Anita: Ooo, you have holes in you. Can I poke them? *jab * * jab *
Requiem: Ow! No poking! How about I poke your boo-boos?
Anita: No…! Hmm. Well, how about that, The Munin-Raina healed my cross-burn.
Requiem: …And not me?? There’s just no limit to your freaking specialness is there?
Anita: Apparently not.
Requiem: I’m going home.
Anita: Wait. I feel a new power coming on. Now, not only can I heal the living by using the Munin, now I can heal the dead. Check it: *Whooosh *
Requiem: I’m all better!
Anita: Yawn. Sleepy now. Shutting down all metaphysical links…which unlike earlier in the book won’t cause everyone to freak out and almost die.
Nathaniel: That’s nice of you to spare us the negatives this time I guess.
Jason: We need everything working. Requiem, use your power to call the ardeur. She’s too sleepy to control you with it.
Requiem: …Groovy. I can get it up this time, unlike last time, when I was too scared she’d turn me into an Ardeur addict like she did London.
Jason: Uh. From what I hear, you offered pretty much just that last time.
Requiem: I’m nothing if not inconsistent. This good with you m’lady?
Jason: (Did he just call her ‘malady’?)
Anita: Climb on-board already! I won’t think any less of you.
Requiem: And I won’t think anything more….- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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