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Neighbours	By : That-Girl-Han Category: Twilight Series > AU/AR > Het > Het Views: 2455 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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“Right,” I turned to face Jen, “What panties do I wear? The skimpy sexy black lacy pair or the more comfortable ugly pair?”
Jennifer sat on my bed with her chin in her hands. “Tough one. Do you feel like you’re gonna get laid tonight?”
I shifted my weight on one foot. “Um, I don’t know. What does that feel like?”
Jennifer shrugged. “Wouldn’t know. But, I’m going to believe that I’m going to be fire man fucked by one of Jacob’s buddies.”
“Jen!” I chuckled, “You can’t say that!”
“What? Why not? I wanna know if they have a big hose, if you catch my drift.”
I turned back around towards my drawers, and rifled through, for any other panties. “Yes, I know exactly what you mean.”
“Maybe they can put out my fire.” Jen joked and then quickly added, “The one deep inside me.”
“Good god, Jen!” I turned around to face her, “When was the last time you had sex? And what about these?” I held up some pink frilly knickers.
“Does masturbation count? And they look good.”
“I know, their like ‘eat me, eat me’!” I shut my draw and sat down next to Jen. “Masturbation does not count as having sex, OK?”
Jennifer flopped on my bed. “Then it’s been about….well too long. I’m sure I have cob webs growing.”
I looked back at Jen with meaningful eyes. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.”
Jennifer’s faced turned serious and she sat up straight and raised an eyebrow.
“Continue, my child,” she said, in a powerful voice.
“I have….” I took a deep breath, “had naughty thoughts about..my neighbour.”
“I see,” she nodded, “ and have you…acted on this thoughts?”
“Well, if you’re asking if I’ve used my, er, pleasure aid and thought about him, then yes. Quite a lot, actually.”
Jen erupted in to laughter. “You wanna hope I don’t get too pissed later otherwise I might feel the need to let him know.”
“You wouldn’t dare!” I warned, feeling the heat rush to my cheeks.
Jen shrugged. “No, I wouldn’t, but I can’t speak for drunken Jennifer.”
I squinted my eyes at her, “Yes, let’s hope you don’t for your sake.”
“Oh?” Jen teased, feeling up for the challenge. “Or what? There’s nothing you can bribe me with, Ness. I am fearless.”
I shook my head. “So, if I accidently-on-purpose tell the fire men about the time you pissed yourself at my 22^nd party - you won’t mind?”
I saw the tiniest amount of panic flicker across her face before she soften and smiled casually.
“It’s fine.” Jennifer lied.
I grinned at her. “Excellent.”
She pushed herself off my bed and headed for the door. “Hurry up and get dressed. The quicker I see a fireman the quicker my vagina can finally get happy,” with that Jen gave me one last smirk before shutting my door and leaving me to it.
I let my bath robe drop to the floor, slid in to my knickers and hopped in to my black cock tail dress. I had already done my make up when I got out of the bath so I just reapplied my lip gloss and redid my mascara. My hair was already dried and curled. I stood in front of my full length mirror and smiled. Damn, I look good. Naturally good. Not like some of these orange, fake boob girls with very cheap and tatty hair extensions. Before I left my room, I sprayed my perfume on my neck, wrist and in between my breast, because you never know, do you? I may have a whole bunch of drunken horny men sticking their head down there, so the least I can do is make it smell good.
I was about to leave when I turned back around and quickly put some deodorant on. Nothing worse has smelling of B.O. - especially when you’re trying to impress someone.
Not like I’m trying to impress anyone or anything.
I left my bedroom and swanned in to living room slash kitchen.
“On a scale of one to ten; how good do I look?” I asked Jennifer as I came to sit down next to her on the sofa.
Jennifer nodded at me. “I’d tap you.” She mumbled as she was checking herself in her compact mirror.
“Good.” I said to myself as I tried to wedge my feet in my new shoes. You will fit! I told myself internally. Honestly, I don’t care if I lose a toe! My feet will wear these shoes tonight. I did not pay well over five hundred pounds for a pair of shoes I can’t wear because my feet have decided that their too big.
“Are you wearing a bra?” Jen asked me, distracting me from the pain I felt as I finally managed to shove my right foot in the shoe.
“No, why?” I paused. “Am I sagging?” I looked down at my chest.
Jennifer gave them a long look. “No, you actually pull it off. I could never pull that off. Mine would just sit there all lumpy.” Jen put her mirror back in her purse. “You know, I think my breasts are actually lazy? I mean, yours are being all perky and good whereas mine would just sag and generally look depressed.”
I let out a laugh. “You have depressed boobs?”
Jennifer shrugged one shoulder. “Yes. Tragic. I’m only twenty six and they’ve given up on me.”
Aaha! I finally got my other foot in the shoe. I jumped up. “Great, let’s go!” I swiped my purse from the kitchen counter on the way out.
“So, where are we meeting these men?” Jennifer asked, staring holes through Jacob’s door as I locked up.
“At the bar, Drinks and the City” I dropped my keys in my purse. “Is that where we’re meeting Julie and Debs?”
“Nope. We’re picking them up from Debs on the way.”
“OK,” I shrugged as we descended the stairs.
Our heels clicked and clocked all the way down. Luckily neither one of us tripped or had any serious accidents. Although, I nearly did fall down the last flight. But that was probably my feet trying to get their own back.
The cold air brush our faces and the wind swept up our hair and dresses. I managed to get a Taxi pretty quickly. Me and Jennifer shuffled in and didn’t speak very much for most of the journey to Debbie’s. I was busy thinking about Jacob and mentally playing out how I would perfectly flirt with him the entire night and he love it. Of course, he’d go to kiss me at the end of the night. It’ll be perfect. I glanced at Jennifer, who was staring intently out of the window, probably thinking about all the different positions she’d fuck any man willing.
When we got to Debs, she and Julie crammed in.
“God good!” Jennifer exclaimed as we drove off again. “How short is that dress?”
Julie flashed a grin. “I know. Normally, I wouldn’t dare wear anything like this, but you know,” She lifted her eyebrows. “Firemen.”
Debbie giggled and we turned to her. When we caught all of us looking at her, she flushed deep red. “Nothing,” she waved her hand dismissingly, “It’s nothing. I’ve had a glass of wine already.” Debbie just managed to finish her sentence before she erupted in another round of giggling.
“You let her drink wine?” I eyed Julie.
“Sorry,” She frowned, “She promised me she didn’t get like this anymore.”
Truth is Debbie has always been a light weight. The slightest drop and she turns in to a giggling school girl.
“I love Deb when she’s had a bit to drink.” Jennifer said, smiling at Debbie.
“Well, anyway, I won’t be drinking much.” I flipped my hair back, nonchalantly.
Julie and Jennifer stared at me.
“What? Why?” Julie asked – shocked - like I had just said I believe that the earth was triangle.
I gave a little shrug. “I don’t wanna make a fool of myself. You know, I’ll just one or two glasses max.” I smiled a little at them.
“Not trying to make a good impression, then?” Jennifer asked me, her eyes wide with meaning.
I shook my head the tiniest bit. “No. I have no reason too.” I kept my eyes away from her.
“Riiiight!” Jennifer smiled amused. “So, remind me, you and Jason, are good friends, yeah?”
“Jacob,” I corrected a little too quickly. I flicked off an invisible bit of dirt. “And this is a thank you to him for helping with my door.”
Jennifer pursed her lips in a tight line. “OK.... You know, I had the most erotic dream about my neighbour the other night.”
My eyes went wide. “Shut up.” I hissed.
Julie caught on. “What’s going on?” Her gaze switched back and forth to me and Jen.
Jennifer shrugged and smiled. “I’m just teasing.”
“Ness…?”
“Erugh.” I straightened my dress. “I may have a thing for my neighbour. That’s why I asked him out.”
Julie and Jennifer grinned at each other. “Aw!” Julie clapped her hands once.
“So, is it a date?” Debbie spoke up.
I violently shook my head. “Oh god no. It’s more of a thank you drink. Nothing else.”
“Do you like him a lot?” Julie beamed.
“Uh, a little.”
Julies grin faulted a little. “Oh. Well, it’s improvement! You’re moving on from Nate!”
I quickly changed the subject from me and my little crushes. For the rest of the journey we mostly complained about work, since we all work for the same company. The drive didn’t take very long and luckily, no one mention the whole Jacob thing again.
As we all piled out of the Taxi, we stood outside the bar, in awe mostly. The blue and pink neon lights were blinding. I imagined it would be this bright if I looked directly in to the sun.
The queue for the club was beyond a joke. If I had known how popular this place was, I would have told Jacob that I didn’t know where it was.
“Is this it?” Deb asked as she took it in.
“It is called Drinks and the City, so I would say so!” I mumbled to her.
“Never judge a book by its cover, girls. This place is happening!” Jennifer was admiring the outside, and probably scanning the queue for any hot guys she could hunt down later.
“Great!” I sighed, “Let’s go join the queue.”
We all shuffled across the road and joined the line. The music was already pretty loud out here, so I didn’t want to imagine how loud it would be in the actual club.
“So, Ness, is Jason and his friends going to be there already or..” Julie asked as she stood on her tip toes and glanced up the line.
“I’m not sure,” I rubbed my cheek.
“Ring him, then.” Jennifer told me as she did her chilly dance.
I looked down at my shoes. I hadn’t thought about getting his number, though now it seemed like stupid thing not to have done.
“I, er, don’t have it. And his name is Jacob.”
All three of them turned around and gawked at me.
“Ness!! What if they’re not comin’?!” Debs groaned. “I would have out on my decent knickers for no good reason! These cost me a hundred and thirty pounds, you know!”
“How much?” I exclaimed. Feeling a bit hypocritical, considering I had spent almost triple that on these shoes.
“Look, so what if they’re not? There’s lots of other decent men around.” I added, shuffling up the queue with the rest of the girls.
“Debbie, why would you wear your good knickers if you’re planning to bump uglies with someone?” Jennifer asked.
I tilted my head and looked at Debs, suddenly interested in her answer.
“I want to make a good impression,” Debbie smiled with full confidence. ”Classy knickers mean I’m a classy woman – which I am!” She added hastily.
The rest of us ripped in to giggles at her theory.
“OK,” Jen spoke up, trying not to laugh again, “What does it mean when you’re not wearing any knickers?”
“You’re not wearing knickers?” My voice came out a little that I had intended it too.
“Shhh!” Jennifer hissed while giving evil eyes to the girls in front who turned around looking all snooty.
“What’s the point in wearing them if all I want to do is just rip them off?”
I nodded at her logic, even if she did sound rather slutty.
“Isn’t that a little…” Julie paused while she pondered over it “Easy?”
“Probably,” Jennifer shrugged. “But it’s the weekend, so who gives a fuck?”
Finally. We managed to get in to the club without a problem. Although, Jennifer did flirt with the bouncer even though he had told her several times to pack it in. By the look of his face, he was mauling over if he could chuck us out but luckily, he didn’t.
As I pushed my way in behind Jen, the music was becoming almost unbearable. I followed the other girls down towards the bar that was in the far left. I was literally pushing and shoving people out of my way. I think I almost pushed a girl in to a table but I scurried off pretty quick so I’d never know.
I scanned around for any sigh for Jacob, I didn’t see him. I couldn’t help but feel a little deflated, even if I told myself I didn’t care if he came or not.
When we made it to the bar, Jennifer pushed some poor bloke out of the way, turned around to face us and leant on the bar.
“Right, then. What’s the plan?” Jen asked us as we huddled in a small circle.
“Let’s get some drinks. I’m dying here!” Debs literally shouted at us over the music.
“Absolutely!” Julie added, shoving back a drunken woman.
I nodded. “I’m parched!”
Jennifer grinned, faced the bar again and hurled herself towards the bar, so she was literally lying on her stomach, with her hand out frantically waving to the bar tender.
“Helloooooooooooooooooo!! Service here!”
Julie turned to me. “How are we going to find him?” Julie called.
I shrugged. “I don’t know. I guess once we have our drinks we could go look for them.” I screamed back, trying to be heard over the booming music.
“That’s if we ever get served.” Julie pointer behind her towards Jennifer who was waving her hand even more dramatically.
“SERVICE HERE, PLEASE!” I heard her scream.
I giggled to myself at how stressed she was becoming. I turned around and gazed at people, trying spot him.
I tell you, it was like I was playing ‘Wheres Wally’. I even stood up on my tiptoes and searched faces. Still nothing.
I felt a hand tap my shoulder, my spun around and Jennifer handed me my wine. It appeared we all had the same whether we liked it or not. Debs and Julie crowed around.
“Make it last, girls.” Jennifer told us after taking a sip of her drink. “I will not be adventuring up there again! Bloody nightmare.”
We had a little giggle then Debs looked at me. “We’ll follow you then, shall we?”
I nodded. “Hmm,” I gulped. “Looks like we’re on a man hunt.”
“We’re going on a man hunt. We hope to catch a big one. “Jennifer teased, obviously taking the mick out of the famous bear hunt children’s book.
“OK, let’s gather our spears, ladies.” I grinned and turned around and headed in to the crowd.
I headed for the other side of club, where all the booths were. I had to stopped and make sure that girls were still behind me every once and a while. I continued to push and shove people and sometimes people would back up on to me and my drink would spill over my hand. It even spilled down my chest but I quickly wiped that off, hoping the wine smell wouldn’t mask my perfume I put on earlier.
“Ness!”
I felt the strong hold around my waist before I saw Jacob grinning at me.
“Hi!” I began to smile like a school girl who spoke to her crush for the first time ever.
“Glad you came,” He leaned in and pecked my cheek.
I was about to reply but he grabbed my free hand and began to pull me towards a booth in the far corner.
“Come and meet some of my mates.” I didn’t hear him say it but I saw him look over his shoulder.
I giggled as I checked behind my own shoulder, where Jennifer was ogling at Jacob.
We came to a halt as the rest of the girls piled behind me.
“Ness, this is John, Dex and sitting down is Ralph.”
I mumbled my hello’s to each of the men.
“Ah, so this one is Ness.” Dex smiled devilishly and gave Jacob a knowing look.
Apparently, I was being a bad host because I felt a pinch from behind me. I jumped a little and turned around to the girls. They were all staring up at the firemen like they had seen Santa Claus.
“Guys, this is Jennifer, Julie and Debbie.” I pointed to each as I said their name.
Dex went straight up and gave each one of them a kiss on the cheek as he said his hello. After he kissed and said hello to Jennifer, he came over to me and did the same.
“Can I buy any of you lovely ladies a drink?” John asked, struggling to keep up with the music.
Myself and Jennifer shook our heads but Debbie drained her glass and held it out.
“Of course,” She smiled.
John quickly asked any of the guys to which they all replied no. Jacob just held up his beer in his head and shook his head.
I couldn’t help but notice John wrap a cheeky arm around Debbie as they made their way to the bar. Well, that’s one down, I suppose.
“I think they’re going to get on very well,” Jacob said to me, as he leaned in close, his breath tickling my ear.
I just grinned and nodded because the sheer closeness of him sent my mind a bit wild.
“So, how have you been?” His breath was hot against the side of my head.
“Um, great, thanks!” I exclaimed, watching him withdraw.
Jacob shook his head, meaning he didn’t hear what I said. So I took a step forward and tip toed. I was practically breathing on his face.
“I said I’ve been great! How have you been?” Throughout the time I was talking, the only thing that was going on in my head was that I hope that I didn’t have horrible breath or a bogey trying to say hello from my nose.
“Not bad.” He smiled. “Not bad.
Normally, I’d have melted on the floor with him smiling at me like that but I couldn’t think straight. My head was too busy thinking about my breath and if I had messy hair or if my makeup had run.
I decided that a quick trip to the loo would be best. I quickly looked at the girls to ask them if they wanted to come, but Jennifer was laughing with Dex and Julie was having what looked like a deep conversation with Ralph in the booth.
“I’m just going to pop to the loo!” I told Jacob taking a step backwards.
“OK,” Jacob took a gulp of his beer, “I’ll come with you otherwise I’ll never find you again.” He chuckled as he put his beer on the table.
I had to hide the happiness I felt as he ushered me in the right direction for the loos. I don’t remember him normally being this nice to me, but then again, I don’t normally look this good.
Oh, what if his drunk? I mean he is drinking and he does seem very chipper.
I shoved a little woman out of the way a little too hard as I thought about Jacob being drunk.
“There right there,” Jacob leaned over me with his head literally on my shoulder. “I’ll wait out here for you.”
He gave me the tiniest nudges forward towards the door. I looked around quickly and blushed. Jacob was leaning on the post with his arms crossed watching me. I could feel his stare on the back of my head.
Right, try to walk sexy, Ness! I told myself. The last thing I want is him to see me walk like some frumpy troll.
I pushed the door open with ease. Surprising they weren’t packed. There were only two women and they were both checking their hair and makeup in the mirror. I took the last spot over the sink. I leaned forward so I could examine my face.
“If that bitch is standing with Jeremy again, I’m gonna knock her the fuck out!” The girl at the end of the row of sinks said to her friend.
“Hmmhmm! Definitely! She’s fat.” Her friend replied, pushing up her boobs.
“I know!” The first girl said, “I mean, helloooo! Did you see the size of her ass? No wonder why she’s trying to move in on Jeremy, she obviously sucked up her last boyfriend.”
Even though what she said was mean, I did give a little chuckle. The girl caught my eye in the mirror.
“Do you know who I’m talking about?” She asked me, eyeing me up in the mirror.
“Um, no.”
“Oh.” She flipped her hair and pursed her lips. “Well, you don’t want too. She’s a whore.”
I blinked at her bluntness. “Charming.”
“Marci, do you have any tampons?” The other said girl looking up from her purse.
“Nope.” The first girl said.
The second turned to me with a smile. “Hi, sorry, you wouldn’t have any tampons, would you?”
I frowned. “No, sorry.”
The second girl let out a low growl in frustration.
“I thought you already had your period this month?” The first girl mumbled, while she was trying not to poke herself in the eye with her mascara.
“I have.”
“Then why do you want a tampon for?”
The second girl slumped her shoulders.
“Hugh’s being really frisky.”
I leaned forward and redid my own makeup while I was pretending not to be listening.
“So?” The first girl shut her mouth and put her mascara in her bag.
“So, he’s making me really wet. I want a tampon so it soaks it up a bit.” She whispered to her friend.
Honest to god. As soon as she said it, I nearly choked on thin air. I dropped my make up back in my bag and headed for the door. I swung the door open and stepped out. I tried to scan around for Jacob but he wasn’t at the post where he had been before I went in. I shrugged to myself and took a couple of steps forward.
I saw him. With another girl practically licking his face. Well, not really. But she was definitely close enough for a little tongue action. They looked like they were just talking and sharing a joke but for some reason, my stomach felt a pang.
I know I shouldn’t be jealous, I know! But…grrrr!
I headed over and acted cool. When I was close enough, I put on my most sexy smile and gently rubbed his forearm.
“I’m back now.” I hinted the now towards the girl.
Jacob’s face lit up when he saw him. “Oh, Ness. This is Trisha.” He motioned towards the donkey girl.
I gave her my pity smile.
She returned the gesture with a (uglier) grin.
“OK, don’t be a stranger Jacob! See you around!” Her voice was annoying high. She squeezed his arm before letting go and waddling off.
I couldn’t help but shoot her daggers.
“C’mon, let’s go dance,” Jacob took my hand and lead me away.
I had to admit, I was getting that feeling down below. The rest of the night was going to be amazing.
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