Danse Macabre in a Nutshell

Chapter 50:



Requiem: *Boinking to a jaunty rhythm * We are just a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee. There we are all standing in a row…

Anita: * swaying her feet rhythmically * Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head….!

Jason: We don’t have time for anything fancy guys. There’s a battle going on the Theatre.

Requiem: I’ll hurry. *Humming merrily *

Anita: Eeeeeek! * Scratch *

Requiem: Owwww!

Nathaniel: Done!

Jason: Our turn!



Chapter 51:



Nathaniel: Double-time.

Jason: Top.

Nathaniel: Bottom.

Anita: Ack! I don’t bend that way!

Boys: Sorry, car sex.

Requiem: * Holds up Kama Sutra diagram. *

Trio: *Fumble Stumble *

Requiem: * Holds up stereo instruction diagram *

Trio: Ah! Got it. *boink boink boink *

Trio: * Shwing! *

Anita: Juuust the way mommy likes it! Forget my past scruples, more sex is good!

Nathaniel: I love you.

Anita; I love you.

Jason: I love you.

Anita: I love you.

Nathaniel: You’re my besht friend man.

Jason: Yeah man. I love you.

Anita: I love you too.

Nathaniel: I love /you/ too.

Jason: Me too.

Anita: Me too.

Nathaniel: Same here.

Anita: Oh yes, same he…

Requiem: Oh, shut the heck up.

Anita: Well, we have to get dressed anyway.

Jason: This looks like a job for baby wipes.

Nathaniel: The quicker picker uppers.

Anita: Back to the show boys, let link arms and wave to my detractors!

Jason: *Wave * Pay no attention to the bouncers from the limo.