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A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know	By : ozumasgirl Category: A through F > Artemis Fowl Views: 4631 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own the Artemis Fowl book series, nor any of the characters from it. They are the property of Eoin Colfer. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Title: A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know
Summery: The super genius' of AF start to fall for one another! It's bliss for them, but what of everyone else? How will the rest of the gang take the news? Not that it matter's :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Artemis Fowl... but I wish I owned Artemis.
Authoress' Note: Ok ppl! I have something to ask of all of you! If there are ANY Foaly and Artemis slash stories out there... I would love to see them... I have looked but as of yet... nothing has jumped out at me. Which sucks... I need to see how these two can go about their... special buissness... grins Anyway, TrunkZy, bless her, told me that this story was being sorely neglected... I am SO sorry. Allot of my fics are being neglected... (Mostly my DBZ ones) I guess that's what happens when you keep posting new stories and forget where you're going with others... but I am going to update everyone single on of my stories... one by one... even if they are short chapters... but I guess a short chap is better then none.
I remember it being mentioned in the books (AF files I think) That Foaly is pony sized, meaning his horse body is the size of a pony... but... I think he'd look kind of... stumpy like that... if you would prefer Foaly to be horse size then I shall make him like that, I've always thought of Foaly like that anyway... it's cooler
Oh yes, Artemis will tend to be OOC (In the seduction area) so if you don't like it... suck it up, because it's my story and I can do what I please
Also, I have no idea what Foaly looks like... so I'm improvising here, I'm guessing he'd look allot like the centaur's in HP and fantasy movies... so don't yell at me if I have described him wrong.

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Chapter Four: Sex and Shaving
The two genius' didn't see Holly and Juliet for a good three hour's. Something they where both grateful for. The reasons, Artemis, they both annoyed him greatly. And Foaly, it gave him time alone with his love.
Not that neither of them dis liked the two girls. They liked them, enough. Artemis loved Juliet like a sister, he liked Holly as a friend. It might of developed into something more had the fairy cut him some slack whenever they were with in ten feet of each other. The punching, cursing and insulting really wore on his nerve's. He had said sorry for kidnapping her. More time's then he cared to remember, but that girl could really hold a grudge.
Foaly chanced another look at Artemis, who seemed to be gazing at the computer but not really seeing it. His blue eyes where glazed over and his head was tilted to the side in a sort of lazy way. The look as a whole determined that Artemis was deep in thought. But about what? Well if Foaly knew, he'd most likely have a heart attack.
"How do centaur's have sex?" Artemis suddenly asked half an hour later.
The two genius' where still locked in Foaly's booth, and it had been pretty quiet since Holly and Juliet had been kicked out. That is, it was quiet until Artemis decided to liven things up a bit. Foaly choked on the soda he was currently sipping and whirled around to face a curious if not sly looking Artemis.
"What?"
"I'm just curious, I mean I haven't met any other centaur's, how do you satisfy you're self? You must be frustrated," Artemis said, looking for all the world like he was asking about what Foaly had for breakfast.
The centaur could do nothing more then gape at his crush, who sat next to him, waiting for an answer.
"Well, you see... I ah... what it is..." He trailed off, blushing.
Artemis just smiled and stood up.
"Don't worry Foaly, I'm just kidding," He said, walking over to the door. "Why don't we go and get something to eat?"
The older genius nodded and opened the door, trotting to the side so as to let Artemis exit first.
"What a gentlemen," The Mud Boy commented softly, walking past Foaly and stepping out into the dimly lit corridor. (AN: Where IS Foaly's booth? It was probably mentioned in the books but I'm too lazy to look)
Foaly blushed and walked out behind him. They would go back to the centaur's house and eat there, in privet.
As they where walking, the pretty human would glance at Foaly, running his stunning blue eyes over the "human" part of the centaur. He then would chuckle and turn his attention back to the front. Foaly frowned and looked down at himself, feeling more then a little self conscious.
"What is it?" He asked after Artemis looked at him again.
The boy just shrugged and said nothing, smiling slightly. But this just made the feeling that Artemis though him ugly, worse. Foaly crossed his well muscled arms over his hairy chest and frowned at the floor.
"Have you ever considered shaving? Or waxing?" Said Artemis, looking up from his All Berry smoothie.
They had stopped at a juice bar and Artemis had asked if he could have something from there. As it turned out the boy was obsessed with smoothies and had to have them as frequently as a chocoholic has to have chocolate. And Foaly had jumped at the chance of buying the smaller genius something that had made Artemis seemingly very happy. Foaly himself was having a few carrot's, his favorite food. And like I had said before, they where enjoying their lunch at Foaly's flat. But back to the mater at hand.
Foaly swallowed his mouth full of carrot and frowned.
"Uh, no not really? Why?" He asked, that feeling of ugliness coming back to him.
Artemis just smiled and took a sip of his smoothie.
"Oh no reason, I just think that you would look much sexier without all of that hair on you're body," The boy said, smiling that seductive smile he had somehow began to wear when around the centaur. "You have a great upper body and it would look better without the hair,"
Foaly raised his eyebrows and looked down at his chest. It was true he was very hairy. But all centaur's where. Well, all male centaur's where anyway. But some would have their hair removed. Foaly himself had never seen a reason to shave before, he had no one to impress and always thought he looked pretty good. But Artemis, love of his life had said that he, Foaly, would look much sexier with out the hair. Sexier!. Well if Artemis thought that, then Foaly would do all that he could to get rid of his body hair.
"You think so?" Said the older genius.
Artemis nodded, dipping his pointer finger into his smoothie and bringing the slender digit up to his mouth.
"Oh yes," He said and slid his finger between his lips, sucking the liquid meal off the tip of his finger.
Foaly's golden eyes where glued to the boys full pink lips as Artemis sucked slowly on his finger. After a minute the mud boy pulled the digit back out and wiped his hand on his pants, his bright blue eyes piercing into Foaly's. The centaur gulped, and ran a hand through his curly locks.
They continued to stare at each other for a moment longer before a loud knock on the door broke Foaly and Artemis away.
"I wonder who that could?" Artemis started, but was cut off as the door slide open and Butler strode in, Holly and Juliet lingering in the doorway.
"Artemis, I've been wondering where you'd got to, you really should call me every hour to let me know where you are," Said the boys bodyguard, coming to stand beside Artemis, who smiled slightly.
"I'm sorry Butler, I forgot," He said, patting the larger man on his arm.
Butler grunted and smiled at Foaly.
"Hello Foaly, sorry to come barging in like that, but I get worried," He said, glancing down at Artemis, who was sipping his smoothie and staring into space.
The centaur nodded and smiled back. It was understandable. Artemis had an uncanny ability to get himself into dangerous situations. It must be hard to be Butler.
"No problemo Butler, you are his bodyguard after all," He said, watching as Butler nodded curtly and scanned the room. Out of habit, Foaly guessed.
"Hey Artemis!" Juliet suddenly hollered, peering around the corner into the kitchen/dining room. "Holly was going to take me around Haven, we wanted to know if you wanted to come?" She asked, turning on the puppy dog look, full force. Now true, you would think someone like Artemis Fowl the Second (AN: That is SUCH a long name...) would be wholly unaffected by a look like that. But to her great delight, Juliet had found that Artemis was a sucker for her pleading wide eyed look. The boy had said it had something to do with her being like an older sister. And it worked now.
Artemis rolled his eyes and looked at Foaly.
"Do you mind?" He said, his voice polite and soft.
Foaly of course did mind, he didn't want Artemis going anywhere! As specially with those two. Holly and Juliet seemed to have the hots for Artemis and it pissed him off. Now to be fair, he loved Holly, she was his best friend and Juliet was cool too, but Artemis was his or he wanted Artemis to be his. But Artemis looked like he wanted to go, after all Holly and Juliet where his friend's too.
"Of course I don't mind, I have something I need to do anyway," He said, smiling as Artemis stood up.
The boy wasn't given a chance to make a reply longer then "Goodbye" As Juliet had bounded in happily and yanked him out the door, Butler following. Waving to Foaly before shutting the door behind him.
Now alone in his ugly little flat Foaly glanced at Artemis' half finished smoothie and smiled. Remembering the conversation they had been having before being interrupted.
"He thinks I'd look better without the hair huh? Well I guess I could give it a try," He muttered to himself, trotting into the bathroom.
It was amazing that even though Foaly never shaved, he still had a razor in the cabinet above his sink. Holly had bought it for him the year before, saying he might need it one day, whatever the heck that had meant. It was a nice battery powered razor, as specially made for thick centaur hair. At the time Foaly had scoffed at the thing, thinking that all the hair made him look manly. But now...
Foaly picked up the razor and turned it on, watching as a blue ring around the blades began to foam up. Built in shaving cream.
"Well... lets get started," He said, turning the tap on.
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A mis leading chapter title I know... it had hardly anything to do with the chapter its self... sorry about that... :) Anyway, I hope you liked this chapter, it was short, sorry... I seem to be doing that allot lately... writing short chapters
well review please and lend me you're thought's! Nice ones mind you, and I don't want any of you telling me stupid pointless rude things like, seeing you're English teacher, who is really good with grammar or that I should read an English text book. Please ppl just read the story and shut up about the grammar, I know I suck, you don't need to rub it in... sorry if I sound crabby, but it's really starting to piss me off.
Anyway, to all of you who like this story and can deal with the mistake's I make and tell me in helpful, polite ways, I thank you ALL for reading this chapter! Love you guys for it, really I do!
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