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Plum Hairy.
Chapter 5:
The next few days were a nightmare, although I did manage to find a gown I actually liked. I didn’t see Diesel the night before the wedding, he stayed with Flash and I stayed in my apartment. My family were unbearable.
I fidgeted while Valerie finished fixing up my hair and she said; “Steph, trust me, you’ll be fine.” This from the girl who got tricked into her marriage!
I was surprised when everything went smoothly except for Joe’s Grandma Bella threatening to put the eye on me before the ceremony. Diesel held her off the ground and told her to back off or he’d turn her into a toad. I think she believed him.
Diesel looked freakin gorgeous in a suit and my breathing hitched every time I looked at him. His open-mouthed comment on my dress had been; “Sheeit.” I knew what he meant.
Half the town and almost everyone Diesel knew had turned up and I recognised a few people. Elmer, Annie Hart, Snuggy O Conner, Even the Easter bunny and Sasquatch were there along with Doug the horse Sasquatch was wearing a trench coat and a hat at the back of the room. Doug was at the back door. Joyce Barnhardt had turned up just to be a pain in the ass and was looking jealously at Diesel from the back. I waved and she looked away. Joe and Ranger were both stoic but they didn’t seem too unhappy. I’d have to buy Joe a pizza and beer one day. Even Carl, the monkey was there with Suzan Stitch. Carl waved and gave Diesel the finger. Diesel did it back.
The ceremony went well and I couldn’t stop myself from smiling. When the Justice of the Peace told Diesel he could kiss the bride I almost hyperventilated. It was even better than the first time he’d frenched me. Everything went tingly and my temperature ratcheted up a few levels beyond normal. He tasted bloody amazing!
Lula wolf whistled and I heard Connie laughing. When Diesel stopped kissing me I looked up and saw Morelli and Ranger grinning. Everyone else looked slightly shocked. My mother looked like she might faint.
Once everyone had dispersed to food tables or out back for a smoke Lula barrelled up to me. “Girl, you looked like you was gonna melt if he kissed you any longer!”
“I thought I was.” I grinned. “Diesel’s a really good kisser.”
“Bet he’s good at all the other stuff too.”
“He is.” Too good.
“You’re gonna get some tonight.”
“Yep.”
Connie was smirking behind her. “If you’re not in tomorrow I’ll know to look for a gooey puddle on your bedroom floor.”
“It might be an idea.”
Lula glanced over at Diesel, who was getting cake. “He really that good?”
“Yeah. Better. More than better...”
Connie grinned as Diesel walked up beside me with cake. “It’s chocolate. I know you like chocolate.” He fed me a bit of cake and Lula and Connie ran off to get some, still grinning.
Diesel flicked a piece of hair behind my ear. “So... I’m assuming you’re leaving with me then?”
“Yeah. Where are we going?”
“Well, where do you want to go?”
“Somewhere warm. Surprise me.”
“How about Africa?”
“I could live with that.”
“What do you say we bail outa here back to your apartment?”
“Yeah, all these people are giving me a headache.”
Diesel took my hand. “Now, close your eyes and count to 10.” I closed my eyes, counted to five and opened them. We were in my apartment and Diesel was still there.
“Usually you disappear when you say that.”
“Usually I tell you to count to a hundred.”
“True.”
“Do you?”
“No. I only ever get to twenty.”
Diesel laughed and pulled me to the bedroom. “Now that I’m super-Diesel again, I get to turn you into a marshmallow.”
“You did that last time.”
“Yeah, but this time will be better.”
I didn’t doubt him and he wasn’t wrong.” Somehow my clothes had mysteriously disappeared and Diesel was crouched naked on top of me. He was really warm.
“Mmm... You’re always so warm.”
“Yeah, I know. I have a high body temperature.” He slid forward, pushing into me and the world disappeared. I think I orgasmed a bunch of times.
Diesel made an odd moaning, grunting sound and I saw stars. “Oh, shit! Diesel!” It was like he was all around me... Inside, outside... A thought that wasn’t mine went through my head; ‘You look sexy when you sweat...’
Diesel pulled out and the Earth slowly started to come back. “Did you just think that thought or am I going crazy?”
He smiled. “I didn’t say anything. It was a thought.”
“That’s weird.”
“Honey, that’s not weird, it’s magic.”
“Mmmm...”
Diesel lay down next to me and I snuggled into him, feeling pretty damned comfortable. “You’re not gonna disappear are you?” I asked, sleepily.
“Not without you.” Diesel whispered. “Now close your eyes and count to a hundred...”
***000***
I woke up to a loud ‘bang!’ and Diesel was dragging me out of bed. “What...? What’s happening?”
“Your apartment’s on fire again... I think Don came back and tried to kill you with a firebomb.” I sighed. ‘Damn!’ This firebombing thing was getting old.
We got out to the parking lot and Dillon Rudick, the building super came over to us. “You’re gonna owe me a six-pack for this.”
“Yeah, I know. Did the police catch the guy who did it?”
“Nah. Ranger got him. He followed you home. I think.”
“Damn. That’s embarrassing.”
“Yeah. The whole building heard you.”
“Shit!”
Diesel was grinning. “Damn! I’m good!”
I punched him in the arm. He didn’t say ‘ouch’ this time.
“I hope you two’ve got somewhere to stay for a while.”
Diesel grinned again. “Yeah. We’re going to Africa.”
“Cool.” Dillon left and Diesel dragged me to the Buick. “We have to go deal with Cerberus... Elmer still has him.”
Diesel drove to the Barrens and pulled up beside Elmer’s truck. “Do I get to see you pull the plug on this guy’s power now?”
“Yeah.”
I had mixed feelings about seeing Diesel pull the plug, but I followed him ‘round the back of Elmer’s trailer anyways to where Cerberus was chained up in a heavy-duty steel cage. He didn’t look happy to see us.
“Bitch! You kicked me in the nuts!”
Diesel grinned. “Yeah, it’s her signature move. Your lackey firebombed her apartment. Ranger caught him leaving the scene.”
“Don was always an idiot... So, you gonna shut me down now, or what?”
“Yeah, I am.” Diesel poked his hands through the bars and tried to grab him, and Cerberus lashed out, trying to bite him. “If you try to bite me one more time I’ll let Stephanie kick you in the nuts again.” Cerberus bared his teeth and Diesel reached out again, one hand either side of his head. “This is gonna hurt you a lot.”
He closed his eyes and shivered violently and Cerberus howled in pain, trying to break Diesels hold. He didn’t let go. Cerberus started shrieking and slumped over, whimpering now and Diesel was suddenly wracked by a great shudder. His breathing slowed and his eyes rolled back into his head. It looked painful.
I reached out to touch him and he jerked round suddenly, eyes blazing, looking mean. “Don’t touch me...!” It was almost a snarl and I jerked my hand away, afraid he might turn and attack me.
Cerberus had stopped shuddering and Diesel grunted and let go, slumping to the ground, breathing hard. “Diesel...?” My voice was barely above a whisper and when Diesel looked up at me his eyes were glowing white, jaw clenched and he rasped out; “Don’t move... Wait...”
I waited and after a while Diesels eyes slowly faded back to their normal colour and his jaw loosened. He was breathing normally now. He closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose and said quietly; “Sorry... He was fighting. It’s always Harder when they fight. If you’d touched me I could have seriously hurt you... or worse.”
“Does that happen all the time?”
“No. Only with the bad ones, like Cerberus and Wulf. They fight and it hurts. Sometimes I get a bit... feral... when I’m like that.”
I shivered, remembering the wild look in Diesels eyes and his harsh tones when he’d spoken to me. Diesel could be kinda scary sometimes. Your eyes were glowing. It was creepy.”
“Yeah. I don’t like having to do it. It hurts and I feel like I’m losing control to my dark side... but I’m the only one with the power to do it.” He grinned a little. “It’s okay. You can touch me now/ I’m cool.”
I took his hand between both of mine. It was boiling hot and felt tingly like he’d touched an electric fence. “Your hand feels weird.”
“All of me feels like that. Residual power, it’ll fade after a while. I bet if I kissed you, your hair would all stand up.” He leaned and kissed me, lightly and I felt a jolt like I’d been zapped through with lightning. I looked down and swore my sneakers were smoking.
“My shoes are smoking.”
“Yeah, I told you that could happen. If I’d frenched you just now they’d be on fire.”
I actually sort of believed him. “Now what do we do with him?”
“Someone picks him up and takes him to the loony bin.”
“And you?”
“Me? Now I take you to Africa for our honeymoon.”
I looked at him, suspicious. “How are you gonna do that?”
Diesel took my hand and grinned. “Close your eyes and count to a hundred...”
I closed my eyes and counted to twenty...
***000***
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