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A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know
By : ozumasgirl
Category: A through F > Artemis Fowl
Views: 4631 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own the Artemis Fowl book series, nor any of the characters from it. They are the property of Eoin Colfer. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Title: A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know
Summery: The super genius' of AF start to fall for one another!
It's bliss for them, but what of everyone else? How will the rest of
the gang take the news? Not that it matter's :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Artemis Fowl... but I wish I owned
Artemis.
Authoress' Note: I've been looking for an Artemis slash fic but
can't find any! (Not including the ones I already read)
Kel the Nightmare told me that Foaly might have little horns on
his head, like those little goat ppl in Disney movies. I don't think
Foaly has horns but... since it sounds cute, I'm going to give him
some! I also forgot about that "hat" that Foaly wear's...
I'll put that in later.
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Chapter Six: If you want something done, get someone else to do it
Foaly was a genius, he could do anything he set his mind too.
Nothing was too difficult for the smartest centaur in the whole of
Haven... nothing that is, except this. Shaving it seemed, was
something Foaly had yet to master. He could not drag the razor over
his hairy flesh for more then two minute's before he cut himself.
Maybe Holly should of done it for him. But then Foaly would have to
tell Holly why he was shaving and he didn't think he could do that.
Or maybe he should of gone to one of those beauty salons.
Artemis would be gone for most of the day and Foaly wanted to look
his damn best by the time the boy came back. And so far, all the
centaur had done was make himself look as though he had fallen head
first into a meat grinder.
"Ah this will never do! Look at me? I look like an idiot,"
He growled, glaring at his reflection.
Artemis would probably laugh at him if he saw Foaly like this.
Covered in little square's of toilet paper and small tuft's of sandy
hair spotted all over his upper half.
Foaly sighed, bringing the razor up to his cheek.
Two hours later, Foaly had successfully removed all hair from his
human half, all but his head of course, he'd look like a fool if he'd
shaved his head. Unfortunately, he had replaced the hair with an
assortment of scratches and grazes. All of which not only looked
stupid and ugly, but stung like nothing else and wouldn't stop
bleeding. The centaur had practically covered his entire upper body
with tissues, which stuck to him due to the blood. Foaly didn't think
he could look more idiotic if he tried.
From the way things where going, he'd never look nice or even half
way decent. Artemis was sure to laugh at him when he came back. The
centaur was starting to wish he had never picked up the razor.
Just as things couldn't possibly get any worse Artemis walked into
the bathroom. Shopping bags gripped in his slender hands.
"Hi, I'm back, I got you some-?". The boy froze mid
sentence, staring at the centaur with wide blue eyes.
Foaly whirled around, his mouth hanging open.
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT?
Artemis blinked, shopping bags falling from his hands. A small,
sly smirk spread across his face as the genius placed his hands on
his hips.
"Well now, I see you've been busy,"
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Ducks under the desk as reader's throw things at her I know... I
know... It's short! TOO short, but I'm sorry. I really am? I'm trying
to update a lot of my fics and I need to make small sacrifices in
order to do that, which means smaller chapter's for the time being. I
hoped you liked it anyway. If you didn't, I don't bloody care and
don't want to hear it. You don't like what I write? That's not MY
problem, it's your's!
Anyway, I want to take a vote. Which IS! How the HECK do I make
these two have sex... I am ALL out of idea's that don't sound
corney... help me someone... I need some way for Foaly to turn into a
human some how... if it doesn't work I'll skip it, either way... I
just... want to write a lemon that doesn't have me locked up. '
kiss kiss
ozumas girl
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