Why I Like You

*Jason is sitting in on his taping*
Nathaniel: I like Jason because he is my best friend.

Jason:Aw that's nice. You're my best friend too, Nathaniel

Anita: I like Jason because he's funny and makes me laugh.

Jason: And I'm on your radar!

Jean-Claude: I like Jason because he is my pomme de sang.

Jason: And a good master you are.

Shang-da: I like Jason because he's easy to carry.

Jamil: I like Jason because he knows when to shut up.

Graham: I like Jason because HE stays outta my way.

Micah: I like Jason because he is not a speciest.

Jason: Thank-you, Nimir raj. *casts wary eyes toward his pack mates*

Richard *arriving with food from Mickie Dees* I like Jason because he heals quickly. *Passes it out to Jamil, Shang-da and Graham...tosses a burger to Clay on the camera*

Jamil: Very quickly, my Ulfric. Did you get any extra ketchup?

Graham: Remarkably fast. *hands extra ketchup to Jamil*

Anita *glaring at the werewolves* I like Jason because he isn't a boorish thug.

Jason: Thank-you Anita, but one praise is enough.

Richard: Nah, it's OK. *giving heated eyes to Anita* I like Jason's loyalty to the wolf pack.

Cherry: I like that Jason is not a bully. *Jason pales*

Jason: That doesn't help, Cherry.

Asher: I like that Jason has no issues feeding the vampires.

Richard *scowling*: Like me?

Jean-Claude: Eat your burgers, mon loupe. Please.

Requiem: Jason is the blood of the apple most sweet, a tender wolf most delicious. *Looks at Elinore*

Elinore: Short is good.

Graham: I like Jason cause he's short. *half devours his Big Mac with one bite*

Richard: Easier to toss. *Bites into his Big and Tastey*

Shang-da: I like that he only shows up at the Luparnar on full moons *slurps down a vanilla shake*

Jason: That's not true! I attend pack meetings ....sometimes.

Anita: I like Jason because he doesn't make idle threats to his friends.

Richard *looking at Jamil* I bet he'd be good on American Idol. *all the eating werewolves nod*

Jason: This is enough. Everyone likes me.

Anita: No, it's not. You are a good friend who doesn't ignore his friends.

Jean-Claude: Ma Petite, Jason is a good and loyal friend.

Richard *stuffing fries into his mouth*: I said that.

Nathaniel: Why then does it sound like a threat?

Shang-da *to Graham*: Did you hear something?

Richard *finishing his food*: Jason, toss this in the trash for me, please?

Jamil: Since you are going that way.... *hands Jason his trash*

Shang-da: Yes, one trip. *hands his and Graham's trash to Jason* I like that he keeps such a clean room.

Graham: Very clean.

camera fades