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Not Your Usual Affair	By : PhebStur Category: Twilight Series > Slash Views: 4799 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Emmett was now the prisoner as he lied on his stomach enjoying the message of a lifetime by the irresistible lustful contagious Jasper Hale who sat on top of Emmett's legs....in drag no less.....messaging his back with hands that just wouldn't quit...that went in a pattern that he himself could not control.

Emmett's eyes remained closed....his smile never left his face as moaning soon continued after.

His body started to make tosses and turns. He turned over, not being able to control his urges for Jasper.

"Sit still!" Jasper hissed. "I really need to finish your message!"

"Just continue it in my mouth or I’m going to literally loose it right here and now!"

Jasper never tried to fight with Emmett, because he too was too urgent to wait hours for this... their tongues messaged with one another's and all the while making the message table their next playground.

Edward's arms were crossed as he waited in his room anxious to hear back from Alice for another hunting trip...the only friend and sister he had for the next five days.

In the next room it was all Edward could do but plug his ears.

Agitated and past the point of annoyance he banged on the wall punching a good sized wrecking hole for Esme to complain about later.
"KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE …OR I'M TELLING ROSE YOU’RE HUMPING HER BROTHER!" Lines caved over his eyes as he tried to shut out the sound.

Emmett was next to pound his share of the wall, breaking twice as much than Edward's share. Now Edward had a good room view of the sight in front of him.

"I DONT NEED A DAMN AUDIENCE EMMETT!"

"YOU TELL ROSALIE YOU LITTLE MOODY BITCH I'LL TEAR YOU APART!"

"No remember Emmett..." Jasper tried to calm Emmett. "It'll be Phillip that will have his share of Edward's ripe grapes...let Edward ...and Phillip has their fun." He smiled at Emmett who shared one back and Jasper.

"COVER MY FUCKING WALL OR I AM GOING TO TELL ESME!"

"COVER THAT MOUTH BEFORE I STICK A TWINKIE IN IT!"

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE..."

"OH YOU’RE RIGHT..." Emmett continued to rant loudly as what was left of the remaining wall started to vibrate with his beastly tone. “THAT’S LORCA'S JOB...HE'LL BE EXCITED TO KNOW HE GETS TO STICK A TWINKIE IN YOUR MOUTH!"

That Done It.
Edward's eyes flashed a violent black. He got on all fours like he was getting ready to sprint. Attacking like he had been taking down a bear he broke through the rest of the wall's foundation resembling a ravenous mountain lion he threw down Emmett.

They both knocked over the message table hitting the floor with a loud "THUD".

Edward came at Emmett so fast Jasper jumped out of the way. Being in a blue rah - rah dress wasn't a smart choice to fight in.

The mess of immature vampire play came into effect on Jasper and Alice's bedroom floor, resembling two Tasmanian devils having it out hungry and viscous for all the wrong pathetic reasons…and breaking everything in their path of revenge, a lamp, porcelain cat that landed on Emmett's head...and then..

"STOP IT!" Alice entered the room her face colored in porcelain and anger. "You two knock my drapes down your going to regret it!"

She took a hold of Emmett's ear and Edward's hair.

“Ah Alice that hurts!” Edward complained.

“Shut up you whiner!”

"Emmett....shame on you for saying that!"

"Alice, go get a new hobby!"

"I like this one very much thank you!" She spat while throwing her attention directly back at Edward.

"Your all pitching in to fix this wall and you better do it before five days is up because they will be returning from Spain and I want my room back!"

Alice released her hands. "If you had a clue in the world "EMMETT" or "EDWARD" she said rashly. “Instead of fighting like a bunch of humans, "You would have already guessed what has been happening with the Lorca’s.”

They all eyeballed each other throwing glances back to Alice.

"What do you know?" Emmett took a step closer to her.

Jasper picked up the fear from Edward who had already read Alice’s mind. His eyes read shock and terror. Emmett was the only one in the dark.

“Ugh I am always the last one to know everything!” “Why!”

...Alice spoke with a small chime voice that never sounded threatening no matter what tended to spill from her tiny rose lips.

"Our family will be back in three days." "But unfortunately.....all I can make out is that one of the four Lorca’s is missing..." "Philippe" He took off a day ago.”

They all took a long stare at Alice waiting for the bad news…well Emmett anyway.

Emmett roared. “He’s coming back for Edward!” Hahahahaha he smiled. "Epic!" That little horny vamp can't keep away from you oh how cute!"

Then he remembered something…somethign he would be loosing.

“Oh Shit!” “Aw no I don’t want to end our vacation early!” I need more time with Jasper!”

Alice squinted, her eyes at Emmett crossing her arms and standing in the position as if to tell him he had lost this round. No one double crossed Alice.

“WE ARE ALWAYS INTURRUPTED!” HE YELPED.

“Too bad Emmett…I want my husband back.” “Besides, there will be other times.”

“Yeah…in a decade or two.” “Sometimes you can be a big pain in my ass Alice.”

“Thank You Emmett.” She leaned over to kiss him on the cheek and then Edward. “Make no mistake when Carlisle and Esme and Rosie get home. We have to look as though nothing has happened and if you don’t want your cover blown you’ll have to follow my rules!” Alice was strict with the three stooges. “I will not clean up any body’s mess but I am part of it too I guess so we all have to stick together.”

Edward’s eyes were still in torment. “WHAT ABOUT LORCA?”

Emmett smiled tilting his head to the right. “Oh your balls are as good as his.”

“SLAP!”

“Ouch Alice!” He threw his hands to his cheek.
"Jasper; I’m going to sit on your wife!”

“Behave you!” "As mad as you are at Edward we have to look out for him."

“You’re one mean little p…”

“Jasper…” she called him over to her side. “Get the boy’s out of here.”

“WHAT?!” Emmett screamed. “I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU SAID I GET HIM UNTIL THEY GET HOME! He shook his fists as they tightened with building rage.

“Plans have changed well altered. Jasper looks too good to give up right now and I haven’t been intimate with him in weeks.” She stated. “Besides look at my gender bending husband…Oh My!” Her cheeks lit up like small flames a bright smile following as she bit her bottom lip with exhilaration.

“Yes ma’am.” Jasper smiled taking his wife’s small hands into his lightly kissing the tips of her fingers.

Both have lost sense of where they were and ignored their brothers.

Edward was backed against the wall throwing his head to the side.

“I am not going anywhere until someone tells me how to get rid of Lorca!” “If I kill him dad will refuse to get me my new car…and the rest of that Spanish Fuck party will try and kill me!”

Emmett got furious. Not paying attention to Edward’s words his mind was fixated on Jasper for betraying him …during his time of sexual needs.

“JASPER…WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” YOU GET ETERNITY WITH HER … WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE DAYS TOGETHER GET RID OF HER…COME AND STRIP ME JASPER!”

Emmett wined like a school kid wining for candy. But he wasn’t going to get his way. Jasper was already kissing his teeny wife on the bed…slowly removing her clothing.

“JASPER!” He cried.

“Shut Up!” Edward scowled. “You’re giving me a headache…and your being an annoyance to my presence.”

"EAT ME!"

"No Thanks!"

Emmett’s fists tightened up again as he wined for Jasper to make love to him…again for the twentieth time.

“Jasper.” Alice paused. Jasper did the same. “What’s wrong sweetie?”

“Could you throw them boys out for a while…they don’t seem to be getting the H.I.N.T.”

Jasper threw a glance at Emmett then back at Alice and winked. “Yes honey.”

“WHAT?” He ranted. “No way!” I DON’T MIND WAITING FOR MY TURN …YOU LIED ALICE, LIED!!!”

“I didn’t lie!” She confirmed. “You can have him back tomorrow.”

“TOMORROW! TOMORROW…WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO UNTIL THEN…I DON’T HAVE ANYBODY TO SCREW!”

“Wait you turn!” She said gently.

Jasper approached Emmett first giving him a heart warming look.

“JASPER…BUDDY…BABY…DON’T DOT HIS TO ME…YOU KNOW HOW TIME PASSES FOR ME I CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER DAY; THAT’S LIKE WAITING A WHOLE YEAR!”
Jasper lightly touched the side of Emmett’s face; smiling back at the hormonal bear. “We’ll continue our time tomorrow Emmett.” “Be patient hon.”

“BUT WE’RE ALWAYS INTURRUPTED AND THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING DOING IT!!!

He threw a harsh look at his younger sibling.

“Edward you SON OF A BITCH this is all your fucking fault!”

“Suck it up bicep!”

Jasper took Emmett’s arm and leading out of the room.

“JASPER!” He continued to rant.
“I will see you soon Emmett ;)”

Jasper then faced Edward who refused to move.

He gave him a confusing awkward look.

“I want some answers before I move…believe me I’ve seen plenty for my share….”

“I’ll give you updates Edward, I promise.” Alice answered sitting up on the bed waiting for her lover to return to her.

“When?”

“When I’m ready to come out.” She smiled but was a bit urgent to get him out of the room.

“Which will be?”

She didn’t say anything. Her mind gave her away.

“Tomorrow!”

“You’ll be fine.” She assured.

“But… that’s not quick enough …and now I have to deal with Emmett!”

“You two kids have fun.” Jasper smiled, pushing Edward out the room, he shut the door and locked it from the inside then he ran into Edward’s room and locked his.

Emmett was full of rage. “You’re NOT GETTING RID OF ME THAT EASY YOU KNOW!” He continuously pounded on their door.

There was silence. No one answered him this time; only giggling erupted from the other side of the walls.

“F>I>N>E!” He snapped a loud rupture. “I don’t care…you know what Jasper I’ll find myself a new muse!”

He strutted down the hall way passing Edward who was still up against the wall with his arms crossed. He threw a glance to his older brother then back into space.

“You started this you little troublemaking B…….!”

“NO…you started it. He collected his words before he spoke. “I am NOT going to put up with hearing moans and smut from the other room…and now that I know I can never rely on my brother’s again…”

“Oh come on Eddie…don’t give me that.” “I am still your Bro.” He stated.

“I just had *needs*…and you should be supportive of my needs...instead of breaking them.”

“Huff!” He grunted breathing harshly threw his nostrils then out again.

“Supportive…you want me to be supportive?” ”I have a Spanish libido after my family jewels who will stop at nothing to get them and out of every one you want me to become his bitch… and you want me to “support” you?!’

Emmett smirked. “Yes.” Then his face became serious again.

“You should be supportive…because… I was going to help you get rid of Lorca…get him to go away…not to come back.”
Edward didn’t believe him. He pretended he didn’t exist; throwing his eyes to the ceiling.

“I’m serious.” He stated. “I will make sure Lorca stays away if we can shake hands on this whole mess of a day.”

“What’s in it for you?” He glared at him.

Emmett took two steps closer to Edward until a foot separated them.

“Help me get rid of Alice.”

“Psst are you nuts I’m scared of her!” He winced.

“You’re scared of everyone!”

“No…just her.”

“Then help me!”

“What’s the problem you’ll “get” him tomorrow!”

“He’ll forget about me Edward!” Emmett pouted laying his head on Edward’s shoulder. He wanted to comfort his brother but he thought that would be too weird.

“Um…He won’t forget about you Emmett you don’t have to um … worry.”

“You really think he won’t?”

“That’s his wife Emmett, he wont forget about you…but he also wont forget about her but she…” then Edward cringed before he could finish his sentence then closing his eyes he continued. “Has Her NEEDS to.”
“You really think he’ll remember me?”
“Sure. Your um “hot” and stuff.”

Emmett embraced Edward with a hug. “Oh Eddie, I knew you would admit that someday!” “Thanks Buddy.” I feel a whole lot better.” Emmett’s body was snug around Edward’s frame as he drifted away a bit from all the awkward tension that was building up.

“Okay Emmett…you can release me now.” He shrugged.

Emmett released Edward. Suddenly his eyes were more vibrant alive…as he had an idea in preparation.

“Oh NO!” Edward backed up…”I am NOT doing THAT!”

“PLLLEASE EDDIE!”

NO WAY!”

Please?” his voice lowered to a soft whisper. "Just once..."

“I am not becoming your chew toy…that’s just not going to happen."

"You’re not going to "sleep" with me?"

"Um No...Don’t think so!"

"Fine. Fine, I'll just sit here and suffer...pussy!"

Emmett glowered. Sitting on the floor. He was full of confusion and needs and knew what ever he planned Alice would find out. But then at that moment all became clear. They had to “Pretend.”

He stared up at Edward and knew what he needed….what new plan he wanted to try because lets face it no one was going to come out of that room not knowing anything, someone was going to find out anyway as soon as the plans were made and Emmett was more than urgent for sex and he could only think of one thing………..

Edward was single. He was moody and he would be a good volunteer for playing “hard to get.” He was pretty…maybe not blonde but he had potential…and knowing Edward would be able to read his mind he threw the idea into his head.

Edward slowly threw his attention looking to the floor beside him facing Emmett.

A flame burned in his deep gold eyes that were fiercely turning back to black.

“Edward…it will work…”

“Leave them alone…they’ll come out tomorrow!”

“Let’s just try it.”141

“I am not making more tension that is needed in that room especially when I need Alice’s help on Lorca’s location…she wont help me after this!”

“Exactly; more the reason to try it besides, you don’t need her I can help you with that.” His eyes grew anxious and begging started to take effect.

“How do I know you won’t go back on your word?”

“Reading my mind…” “I am DESPERATE for Jasper back…I’ll do ANYTHING I swear.” Now he was on his knees in front of his brother…begging.

Edward read Emmett’s mind. There was no sign of lying unless he was hiding it well from him…though all Emmett wanted was to hold Jasper back in his arms. And the only thing Edward wanted was a permanent escape from Phillip Lorca.

“Give me a minute.”

“Fine.”

He knew he could just let it go now and wait for a reply from Alice.

But if she didn’t come out of that room earlier like she was planning to tomorrow who knows how long it would be before she would give him a prediction.
Her mind at the moment was more than pre’-occupied. Ugh! Edward squinted.

What would be his next move…when if he was almost here?”

Doing this…Edward would feel most awkward but nothing would happen in the slightest way before Alice already knew and Jasper would be the one pounding on the door…or would Jasper even care…?

Where the two of them so caught up in the other room would they even notice Emmett and Edward "faking"...?

Edward stood in deep thought…

“But they would know we planned it out for them…for jealousy purposes …would it work that easily and would they just give in or would they be planning something for us? How far did Jasper and Emmett’s emotions stretch for jealousy? Did I care obviously No.
But if she knew our plans and we knew they’d be after us for something what would resolve from this mess…” who would end up helping who…ditching who?”

But then again we had no other choice. If Alice wasn't coming out of there until tomorrow I was as good as "dea...well ...good as violated. Lorcaesque style.

And to get that brat of an Emmett off my case about something that itches my now fragile mind, I'd do anything at this point. Because running wouldn’t do anything...Lorca knew my scent and he would find me. Also, he was a little uneasy around Emmett and scurried away every time he came around. This could be the very thing, no matter how awkward that could save my pride and …something else.

Emmett believed Edward had a thought in mind and started to speak.

“They’ll know we planned it out at first….but then we can “make believe” and you and me will both convince her we “really are.”

“Until when?”

“Until she gets to the bedroom and sees it for herself.”

“That’s it?”

“That’s it.”

"This is not going to work Emmett you know that."

"Oh well...as long as I get him jealous that’s all I care." "She'll she how much I dig him, maybe she'll let me off easier in the future, or perhaps give him to me more often."

“Your not going to “do anything” to me are you?”

“Promise…”

Edward sighed. “If this goes wrong Emmett…..and I get caught by Lorca…I really will tear you apart.”

“Fine…deals a deal.” The brother’s shook hands. Now get in my bedroom…”

“Ugh don’t say it like that.” He choked. “That’s just ….wrong Emmett.”

“Fine!” His voice lowered. “Get into my bedroom “New Lover”: D

Edward glowered not moving from his position like stone against the wall.

“Ugh you really are a “hard to get”.

“Fine…I am walking into the room.” He got to his feet walking down the hall to the third room on his left. Edward was still cautious but trusted Emmett …maybe it would have been much different if he couldn’t read minds…

Edward walked into the bedroom….not being so sure what to expect.

Emmett slammed the door locking it.

“Unlock that door…!”

“Oh …right...” Emmett unlocked it.

Edward stood against the wall. Leering at Emmett. “Let’s make this quick and painless…”

"Relax Eddie." Emmett strutted over to the scared vampire. "After all....we're only..."faking"...:D
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