The Wandering Inn Horny Erin Oneshots | By : Karasboon Category: S through Z > The Wandering Inn Views: 1296 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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It had all started so well, Erin thought. Pisces had been shocked at first but calmed down quickly. He took a seat at a free table and demanded food like nothing happened. Klbkch and Relc seated themselves and ordered food too and from there on an awkward but cordial conversation had developed. Erin had been hopeful. She might have even already dreamed up a scenario in which all three men would take turns with her, but before she could make it a reality SOMEONE, definitely not Erin herself nuhuh, had let slip that Pisces is a necromancer, which APPARENTLY is a big deal around these parts. Mistakes had been made and now, well, there was a bit of fight going on.
Relc ran after Pisces with his spear, trying to hurt him or worse, while Pisces dodged and weaved with more grace than Erin had ever expected from him. Klbkch at the same time was standing in front of the door, barring Pisces escape route. The guardsmen were trying to arrest or at least “neutralize” the mage and the latter wasn’t going to go down without a fight. The situation was bad, but Erin hoped that it was salvageable. Relc didn’t seem like he was actually trying that hard on the murder front and Erin assumed, he would tire himself out soon and they could talk.
And then Pisces threw a mug at the drake and hit him square in the face with it.
“That’s it. You’re dead.” The situation worsened dramatically. Erin had to do something. And so she interjected herself between the mage and the guardsman.
“STOP!” She shouted.
“Erin. You are interfering with Watch business. Move aside.” Relc said dangerously calm.
“You want to stab that guy in my inn! That must be illegal! There has to be a way for me to forbid this!” Erin pleaded.
“There isn’t. That corpse-stealing asshole over there is going DOWN.” Relc retorted.
“Well. That is not quite correct, dear partner.”
“What?!” Relc was incredulous that his fellow guardsman would backstab him like that.
“As an innkeeper outside city limits, she has limited executive power in her establishment. She can forbid the use of violence and order even the Watch to leave should she not trust them to keep the peace.” Klbkch explained helpfully.
“Really!?” Both Relc, Erin and Pisces shouted at the same time.
“Really.” The Antinium confirmed.
“So, what now? We just let him go?” Relc was shaken and unsure what to do next. Erin saw her opportunity to make a move.
“Well. We could also spend our time with more pleasant affairs. Maybe our differences can be put aside once we… get to know each other.” Erin accompanied that with another lusty smirk, betting it all on the power of horniness, but for the first time, Relc seemed to resist her charm.
“You. Cannot. Fuck. Yourself. Out. Of. Every. Problem. Woman.” Relc said and Erin learned how an exasperated drake looked.
“Well… sometimes I do play chess instead. Would that work?” Erin asked innocently. Relc just stared at her for a second and then, with an annoyed grunt, gave up.
“Whatever. I’m leaving. Are you coming, Klbkch. Zevara is certainly wondering where we are anyway.”
“Of course, dear partner. However, we should get properly dressed first.” The Prognugator said while indicating both of their still naked bodies.
“Yeah, yeah. Fine, fine.” Relc shouted and grabbed his strewn about clothes. Klbkch did the same and then turned towards Erin.
“We will be back to continue the questioning. I also will inquire with my Queen about your idea.” Then he nodded his goodbyes and left. Following Relc who was already out the door.
Silence reigned for a while.
“I… I think I owe you thanks. You saved my live.” Pisces admitted sheepishly.
“That I did. I just hope, they will be back soon.”
“Is… there a reason why you there is a true sea of cum on the floor over there, by the way?” The mage finally dared to ask.
“Yea. I’ll tell you. But first how about some pasta and a game of chess?” Erin asked. Determined to change the subject.
“Sounds fine to me.” Conceded the necromancer and sat back into the nearest chair.
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