Why I Like You

Anita: I like Requiem because he is a gentleman.

*Requiem: Oh yeah Mr Respectable. Had friction burns for a week*

Jean-Claude: I like Requiem because he is a loyal member of my Kiss.

*Still have nightmares about Belle....shudders*

Nathaniel: I like Requiem cause he can't bespell Anita

*What I would give for a pair of scissors*

Richard: Bed getting a little crowed, 'Nita?

Anita: Shut up!

Richard *shrugs*: I like Requiem because he is screwed like the rest of us.

*sad but true. sad but true*

Graham: I like Requiem's poetry. *puts finger to head as if he is going to shoot himself*

Jamil: I like Requiem *shrugs*

Shang-da: I do too *glances around and folds arms across chest..makes a shrug*

Meng-die: Their enthusiasm underwhelms me. I like Requiem bleeding all over the floor.

*and a stake through your heart would be nice*

Asher: I like Requiem and would like to know him better.

* OH FUCK! OH FUCK! NO!*

Micah: I like Requiem's pleasant nature

*coming from Mr. Personality that does not say much*

Elinore: I like Requiem's enormously. He is elegance and culture personified, with the soul of a poet and the heart of a warrior. *all the werewolves are staring at her with mouths agape* What?

Jason: Channeling him now, are we? I like Requiem's dance routine, the Highwayman.

*knew the author well*

Byron: I like his cape

*you can not have it!*

Nathaniel: I like his boots and hat.

*It's a tricore and you can not have it. And I know you stole my last pair of boots. I know you did!*

Meng die: I like him screaming.

* the feeling is mutual*

Jean-Claude clears his throat

Meng-die *softly*: but I do

Anita: I like that he listens to me and doesn't ask questions.

Jean-Claude and Richard: I know...we know *smiles at each other*

Anita: OH NO! The Ardeur!

*Everyone starts stripping but Richard, Jamil, Shang-da, Graham and Damian. Requiem walks over to sit with them while the orgy forcuses on Anita. Jamil takes out a comic and starts reading it. Shang-da has a copy of the Wall Street Journal. Richard and Damian discuss a recent astral phenominum while Requiem peers over Jamil's shoulder*

camera fades
camera returns an hour later

Damian: I like Requiem because we have a lot in common.

Richard *to Anita*: Finished?

Anita* shoving hair outta face*:Bastard *Elinore hands Anita a brush*

Richard: Woof! Woof! I like Requiem because like Damian and the rest of us *he lays his hand on Requiem's shoulder* you are screwed.

Anita: You Wish! You wish Rickie Zeeman! You wish!

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