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Neighbours	By : That-Girl-Han Category: Twilight Series > AU/AR > Het > Het Views: 2453 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Neighbours
A/N: This is a new take of the whole Jacob & Nessie relationship. Jacob isn't a werewolf, Ness isn’t a hybrid vamp, either. Jacob moves in to the same building as Ness, and their relationship grows from there. This story does include SMUT. All human, fluffy romcom. R&R
[This story was originally on fanfiction but was moved to here due to the adult content.]

I sighed and looked at my phone. My heart felt heavy as I read the words over and over again.
‘I’m sorry. I never meant to hurt you. XOX’
“Ness, delete his number.”
My body filched slightly at Jennifer’s voice. I slowly looked up at her. “I can’t,” Ibit myr lip, “I’m sure he didn’t mean to.”
Jennifer nodded as she took a mouthful of her wine. “Hmm, you’re absolutely right! He did not mean to shag another friend then get caught!”
I shifted uncomfortably in my chair and looked away. “Exactly. I’m sure it was just a misunderstanding.”
“Honey, look. You know I love you, so listen to me when I tell you to stop being such a fucking marshmallow! We both know full well that what he did was horrible and he did it without even a blink in your direction.” Jennifer pursed her lips. “You know I’m right.”
“Urgh, I know!” I threw my ups in desperation. “Men are such….fuckers!”
Ah,” Jennifer picked up her wine glass from the coffee table, took a swig then smirked. “Mother fuckers, in my case.”
I couldn’t help but give a little giggle. Icould remember when I had gotten the call from Jennifer when she found her husband was having an affair with her mother. She was so messed up, I even went with Jennifer to slash Nick’s tyres. Otherwise she probably would have done something really bad, like scratch his car with a picture of a penis – like she originally wanted to do.
“Are you still not speaking to your mum?” I asked, trying to pry open the tin of chocolates.
“Give ‘em here,” Jennifer reached out and took the chocolates from me. “No, I’m not. You know, I heard from Karen that apparently he’s moved in with her.”
“Oh god! I’m sorry, Jen!”
Jennifer shook her head and handed back the chocolate. “Whatever. If he wants to be with her then fine. I want nothing to do with either of them.”
“Has she not tried to contact you or anything?” I popped a chocolate in my mouth.
Jennifer nodded. “Yup. She sends flowers all the time.”
“Maybe she’s sorry…”
“Or maybe she’s a cunt.”
“Jenny!!” I gasped.
“What?” Jennifer smirked, “She’s supposed to be my mother, not the other woman.”
“I couldn’t imagine my mum sleeping with Nate…. Or any boyfriend.” I quickly added when I felt Jennifer’s hard stare.
“What is it with you and Nate?”
“I, er, don’t understand what you mean!” My cheeks began to flush red.
“Yes, you do,” Jennifer pressed, another taking another mouthful of wine. ”You have this infatuation with him. It’s weird.”
“It is not! He was my boyfriend, for years! I’m supposed to feel something for him.”
Jennifer rolled her eyes. “I’m telling you, It’s creepy.”
I sarcastically laughed. “Yes, of course. And listening to Nicks messages and hacking in to his email account is not?”
“Hey, I was paranoid that he was cheating on me and I had to do something! You can’t say anything, though; you suggested the hacking in to his emails. Tell me, Ness, where did you get that idea again? Remind me…”
“I dunno what you’re referring to.”
Jennifer slid off the sofa and on to the floor opposite me with her evil smirk. “Then let me refresh your memory, shall I? Do you recall a man called Alexander? Remember him? Gorgeous, tall, hunky…you two were together for a couple of weeks. I even remember you calling him the best sex of your life. Then what happened, Ness?”
I looked around, not meeting Jenny’s eye line. “He called me Vicky.”
Jennifer clicked her fingers. “Ah, that’s right! Soooo, what did you do?”
“God, OK!! You win!” I clenched my hands, getting frustrated at the memory. “I’m a little weird when it comes to relationships. So what? Isn’t everybody?”
“No. You’re a freak.”
I pursed my lips as I reached out for my glass. “Maybe so, but your friends with me so what does that say about you?”
“That I help the less fortunate, obviously.” Jennifer grinned.
“You’re a cow.”
“You’re a hippo.”
“I hate you.” I said as I flopped back on the ground. Feeling the cold wood on my skin felt good, especially since I was burning hot. I hated this horrible hot sticky weather.
“I hate you more.”
I closed my eyes and slowly began to relax. I let the music in the background help me slowly drift off in to my happy place. It was hard not to since everybody love 80 power ballads, don’t they? I was just enjoying the sound of the music when Jennifer’s voice spoke out.
“Ness?”
“Yeah..”
“You know how you said that Alexander was the best sex of your life…” Her voice cut off.
“Yes?”
“Well, was Nate really shite then?”
Hmm, when I really thought about it, Nate was quite shit. I mean, he didn’t really know what to do. Obviously, he knew where he went but he really didn’t know how to tend to my needs.
“Um, yeah I suppose.”
Jennifer sprang up. “Really? How comes?”
“Um, well with Alexander, it was like he knew how please me. You know? He just knew where the right spots were. But with Nate, I dunno. There were a lot of fake orgasms.” I laughed.
Jennifer burst in to fits of laughter. “I’ve had my fair share of fakies. I’m the Nicole Kidman of fake orgasms. Honestly, I should win a Oscar. I’m that good.”
I took a swig of wine and shook my head. “I can to one better. Like with Nate, I was so good at faking my orgasm that I actually had one! I tricked my body in to giving myself orgasm. Now that is Oscar worthy!”
“No, that doesn’t count!” Jennifer shook her head. “See you had an actual orgasm therefore it isn’t faked!”
“Yes, it was!”
“Nutuh. He probably knocked your clit a couple of times and wala - you had an actual orgasm.”
I scoffed. “He did not knock my clit, trust me. He didn’t even know where it was!”
Jennifer nodded. “You know, I have a theory?”
“What’s that, then? I asked, helping myself to some more chocolates.
“That men are incapable of naturally pleasuring a woman. That’s why we have two pleasure spots.”
“Go on,” I said, now intrigued.
“Well, we have a g-sport and a clit? I mean why would we have both if men knew how to use one? Evolution has allowed for girls to adapt so that we have a better chance of getting a mind blowing orgasm.” Jennifer nodded as if she was talking about matter of life and death.
“But some men don’t even know how to use both of them.” I added.
“I know!” Jennifer vigorously nodded. “It should be illegal!”
I chuckled. “How much have we had to drink?”
Jennifer paused as she was about to pour the last remaining wine from the bottle in to her glass. “What, tonight?” She asked innocently.
“Yes, tonight.”
She bit her lip. “Um, I don’t know. We’ve had…” She turned around and glanced at the pile of empty bottles. “Ah, well this would be our fourth.” She shook the bottle empty and placed it on the floor.
“We drink too much.” I noted as I downed the last of my wine.
“According to whom?” Jennifer challenged as she took a couple of gulps of hers.
“The AA.” I quipped.
Jen looked at me. “You’re right. Let’s do something about it tomorrow.”
I smirked. “Always tomorrow.”

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I can’t say that I remembered much from last night because I don’t. I remember that me and Jenny played a drinking game and then…nothing. I just hoped that I didn’t trash my front room again like I did at my 21^st birthday party.
I was lying in bed feeling like complete shit, hoping that Jennifer would shut the fuck up with her thunder snoring right next to me.
I groaned as I tried to push myself up. As I did, my head felt like it was going to explode.
“Arhh, bad idea,” I grumbled to myself as I slowly eased my body back down on the bed.
I shut my eyes again, trying to force myself back asleep. It felt like forever since the last time I had a decent night’s sleep. Since my break up with Nate, I’ve been struggling to sleep. Especially without the aid of wine. I’d normally be concerned with my newly drinking habits but Jennifer’s already assured me that my drinking isn’t a problem and that even Madonna turns to the bottle in hard times.
Although, I didn’t really believe her when she mentioned Madonna….
I just managed to slowly drift off when my door bell went off. I groaned and turned my head in to my pillow. It was probably Ms Long asking to borrow my blender again.
It went off again.
“Fuck sake, girl. Answer your bloody door. Make the noise stop!” Jennifer mumbled angrily.
I kicked my legs out of the duvet and groaned loudly.
“Fine!”
I stormed all the way to the front door, ready to give Ms Long a bollcking for knowing so bloody dawn early.
“Do you have any idea what the time is!!” I raised my voice as I whipped open the front door.
As I did, I suddenly wished that I checked the peep hole. It wasn’t MS Long with her hands out waiting for my blender. It was a man. A really gorgeous man. He was tall, I could see his muscles asking to be realised from his shirt. Good god, the man made my mouth go dry.
“Sorry,” he chuckled. “ I didn’t know,” he checked his wrist watch, “that half one in the afternoon was considered morning for you.”
“Er..sorry. I thought you were…um, nevermind.” I smiled sheepishly as I pulled the door around so I could hide my semi dressed body.
“I’m Jacob. I moved next door.”
I mentally kicked my ass as I remembered that we were having a new person move in to the building. When Ms Long told me we were having a man move in, I automatically thought of an older man with a bald head and some cats.
“Of course, of course. I’m Ness.” I leaned awkwardly out of my door, holding my hand out so he could shake it.
He took it gently, shook it then gave it a little squeeze as he let it go. God, he’s hand was soft and warm.
“I would invite you in for a coffee but as you can see, I’m not dressed for entertaining company.” I smiled as he grinned.
“That’s fine. I heard you had quite a night.” He winked and crossed his arms.
I was puzzled. I had quite a night? Did i? I thought frantically about last night. Nothing came to mind.
“I’m sorry, what do you mean?”
Before he could speak, Jennifer’s voice echoed through the flat.
“Tell the old bag to piss off! If she wants a blender, she can take herself down to Argos to get one! She can’t be a sponge forever! ”
Jacob’s face crumpled with laugher at Jennifer’s little rant.
“Sorry about that..” I mumbled quietly. “So, what were you about to say”?
Jacob smirked, “I heard you and your girlfriend?”
I was completely lost. Me and my girlfriend?
“Um, her.” Jacob pointed in to my flat, obviously meaning Jennifer.
“Ohhh! That’s Jennifer.” I said quickly. “Girls night.”
“Bet it was.” Jacob grinned. “Well, anyway. It was lovely to you meet you, Ness.”
“You too. Take care!” I gushed as I shut the door.
I still wasn’t completely sure what he meant by his comment, mind. I shook my head and headed back in to my bedroom.
Jennifer was lying face down, with her arm and leg hanging limp off the bed.
“You look dead,” I noted as I walked past her and climbed back in to my side.
“Urg,” she groaned.” I feel it.”
As I nestled in bed, I sighed. “Your hair looks like you’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards.” I told her.
“You smell like a farm.” She mumbled her response in to the pillow.
I smirked to myself. “You would know.”
Jennifer gave a chuckle. “Fuck you. Who was that at the door, anyway?”
“My new neighbour. He’s called Jacob. Very very very very attractive.”
Jennifer snapped her head up and looked at me. “Really?”
“Yup.”
“Probably gay, then.” Her head flopped back down on the pillow.
“Probably. Either gay or married.” I replied, shutting my eyes.
“Mmhmm.”
“Speaking of gay. He thought we were lesbians.”
“Really? That’s nice.” Jennifer said, not paying attention.
I pursed my lips. “Jen, why would he say that it sounded like we had a good night?”
Jennifer turned her head around and looked at me. “I don’t know,” she shrugged.
“Hmm. Strange man. So, anyway, shall we get dressed and head over to B&H for breakfast? Even though its way in the afternoon, but I mean to-“
“Ness! I know why he said that!” Jennifer pushed herself up and crossed her legs.
“Err, OK, why?”
Jen took a deep breath and shut her eyes. “I remember us calling Nick up and I think I pretended to be having sex and I distinctively remember you trying to groan like a man.”
As soon as she said it, it clicked.
“Oh god! I called up Nate aswell! Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.” I dashed off my bed and headed for the front room searching for my phone.
As I was searching for it, I remember that me and Jen were making stupid sex noises, trying to get them jealous but it didn’t work.
I froze.
Shit.
“Jen?” I called out.
Jens head popped around from the bedroom. “What?”
“I think I told Nate I was pregnant with his child!”
Her eyes were wide open and her hand clamped over her mouth. Slowly, she began to nod. “Yes, you did.”
“Oh god! I think I need a drink!”
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