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Edward's Egg
By : Darkpen
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Chapter 16
Charlie was not the only one to have been stunned by the blue-haired woman’s breasts. Jacob was another victim of her luscious love-clouds. Her breasts

combined with the constant cock-teasing of Bella had caused him to go over the edge.
He had jerked off seven times that night.

Seven times.

The weight of the number crashed down a shameful downpour on his man-pride. What the hell was he doing sitting there in a pool of his semen when he

should be going out chasing after that ambrosial poontang?

He sat up, and idea stirring. “I know! If I have sex with the big-titted girl, then the pack members will give me back my man card!” He then pushed his

lips to one side of his face, deep in thought, “But I’ll need an excuse to go after her…hmm.”

“Of course! I’ll tell Charlie that I’m going to go look for Bella!” with that he darted off to the front of the Swan household.

He knocked on the door eagerly, and waited for Charlie to answer. Jacob heard a few dragging footsteps and then the heavy woodened door opened from

within to reveal a very drawn and weary looking Charlie. Accompanying Charlie was the tart smell of alcohol and cigarette smoke combined.

Before Jacob could greet Charlie, Charlie’s face went from tired, to a mixture of angry and surprised, “The fuck you doing in my front door

naked boy?”

Shame crashed down on Jacob, so much shame, all he could say was, “…I’m going to get Bella!”

“…the fuck?”

Jacob was running out of ideas of what to say, there he was standing naked as the day he was born in front of the chief of police. He then

thought the element of surprise yet again couldn’t hurt the situation, so it was then and there he transformed into his wolfish form.

Charlie said nothing as he reached for his long barrel shot-gun.

Jacob sped away paws first into the woods with bullets whizzing past him. His tongue flopped about happily as he panted and drooled transfixed

by the trail of scent the big breasted woman left for him to follow.

***

Bella awoke painfully as she was still heavily bound and gagged to the arm chair.

“Meh! Why did that bitch do this to me! I didn’t do anything wrong! I just love Edward and I WILL FIND HIM!!!”

She whined and struggled in her makeshift bonds. Then, to her horror she heard a rustling sound to her left. The origin of the sound was on the

floor. She craned her neck over the chair arm to see what it was. Suddenly from the floor arose a familiar short bald guy wearing an orange jump suit.

The realization that she was naked and bound to an arm chair hit her hard. Her face flushed and her heart rate soared.

The midget seemed transfixed on her nude body as if it were the first time he had ever been a woman naked before. Bella whined once more

beneath her gag before she began to sob.

The bald guy jumped back startled by her emotion. He waved his hands side to side, “I uh, I promise this won’t hurt. Because…well I’m not very

well endowed.”

Bella paused her sobs and stared at him for a second almost feeling sorry for the midget. He stepped forward, her sobs returning, and he cupped

one of her small breasts.

Bella couldn’t help but find herself becoming slightly aroused, all she could think about was it being Piccolo instead of this idiot.

Krillin’s pants began to tent at the sight of this girl bending to his touch.

“Booya mother fucker!” He thought happily.

Now he brought both hands to her breasts and she crooned even more. Her head rolled back and she stared hazily at the ceiling.

Krillin thought Bella had moaned the name “Piccolo” but it could have just been his bad self esteem. Krillin almost began to sob, he had never

in his life had so much fun with a girl, “I wish I could die right now so I could die happy!”

A sharp blow was made to his head and he nearly fell unconscious again.

Chi-chi had stepped on Krillin. Bella stared back horridly at the woman before her.

“I will NOT have you two vermin bredding in this house!” her words harpooned Bella’s ears, and she nearly began to cry again.

With her claws Chi-chi ripped the bonds off of the pathetic girl.

“Go upstairs and put some clothes on! If you do as I say I’ll take my gag off of you!”

Bella swallowed and run up the stairs attempting to cover herself vainly.

Krillin returned from his daze and whined seeing that Bella was gone, “Aw, come on Chi-chi we were-“

“I know what you were doing and it is Unacceptable! What if Gohan saw-“

“What if I saw what mom?” Gohan chirped out of nowhere.

Chi-chi was caught off guard, “Ah um nothing pumpkin!” Her voice was all too sweet as she attempted to hide something.

“Hey mom, that girl ran into her room naked…”

Chi-chi gasped horrified. Krillin snickered. Chi-chi slapped him. “Ow,” the midget whined.

“Ah Gohan, why don’t you go outside and play! Mommy will make breakfast!”

“Yay! Okay!” He jumped for joy in a manner that reminded her of Goku and sped out the front door.

“Come on Chi-chi, I’m still a vir…hi Bella!”

Bella stood in a burgundy t-shirt and jean shorts, her pale skin bare for Krillin’s hungry eyes and Chi-chi’s hard disapproving glare. She met

both of their gazes with watery eyes, and a gag in her mouth, making her look all the more submissive.

“Turn around.” Said Chi-chi sternly. This thrilled Krillin.

Chi-chi undid her bond swiftly, avoiding touching Bella, “Now turn around.”

Bella did as she was told.

Chi-chi balled her fist around the gag and swung it in her face, “ONE whine out of you, and you’ll wear this forever!”

Bella nodded blankly.

With a hard swing of her arm and her sharp finger pointed to the sink Chi-chi growled, “Get over there and start scrubbing!”

“Ok.”

The day continued on in this fashion. Soon everyone awoke and wanted breakfast. Bella was denied food by Chi-chi until everyone else had eaten

and all of the dishes were cleaned. She then had her clean and scrub every sink, toilet, shower tile, floor and walk way in the house. After this task

Bella panted and whined saying how she missed her Daddy. Chi-chi slapped her across the face and told her, you should have thought about that before

you treated your father like an expendable toy. Bella cried saying she didn’t understand. Chi-chi then assigned her to sweep the hallways and deodorize

the carpets.

While Bella did these tasks Piccolo, Chotzu, Gohan, Tien, Yamcha, and Master Roshi trained together on the beach.

“Mr. Piccolo, do you think my mom’s abusing Bella?”

Piccolo eyed the house with a smirk, “Your mom knows exactly what she’s doing kid.”

Bulma, on the other side of the island, laid out to tan. Master Roshi, taking a moment to neglect his training, snuck around to observe her

absorbtion of Vitamin D.

Roshi snickered as she rolled over to lay on her belly, undoing her top. She carefully inched off the thin cloth with a relieved sigh as she

released her dirty pillows from their prison. Roshi’s nose began to bleed in happiness as sinister laughter peeled out of him.

“Oh no! What’s that!” Cried Roshi as he pointed out to a blank distance in the sea.

Bulma instinctively looked up, her breasts for a moment revealing their rounded glory to Roshi.

Roshi snickered as Bulma glared at him.

“You old perv! The planet is in danger and all you’re doing is being a peeping tom!” She threw sand in his eyes and went back to tanning.

***

Chi-chi had enforced Bella to go underneath the sink and clean all the bottles of detergent and then clean the inside of the cabinet. Before

too long Bella bumped her head and began to cry for her Daddy. Chi-chi became infuriated and put her gag back on her, calling her a bad girl. Despite

being gagged Bella continued to weep while she worked.

***

Edward awkwardly boarded the flight to California. He made sure no one touched him and that he wore sunglasses. He didn’t need any bitches

glaring at his sparkles in envy, besides, he had bigger problems. Namely Bella.

Ugh! That little twit! I can’t believe I got mixed up with a stupid little human like her! He sat in his first class seat as his mind rambled

with the horrid possibilities. The engine then began to rumble beneath his rear, a sensation he found oddly pleasant. It reminded him of Emmet, his

rock hard body and deep voice…

He stopped himself before he got an vampiric erection.

I might as well drift off a bit, I’m sure to have a dream about my Emmet!

Edward was wrong.

He sat in a high school science lab. He was bored and certainly not paying attention to what the teacher was talking about. Instead he amused

himself by reading the minds of the fragrant young men in the class room. Almost all of them were thinking somewhere along the lines of Edward’s

boredom, however to his disgust the majority included tits and ass accompanying said boredom. However there was one that caught his attention, and the

attention of the one eyed stone-hard monster in his finely made trousers. There was a young, twinkly looking boy, no older than 15 reading naughty

Naruto yaoi.

“Oh my, is he ever a bad boy,” Edward smirked, licking his silky lips, “after this little charade is over, I’ll just have to lure him into a

bathroom and-”

Suddenly, without warning, a most insidious smell overcame his nose. It was the aroma of his most hated organ.

Vagina.

He covered his nose and felt a light breeze on his hand, he glared at the fat but then his eyes found a new source of blame. She was dreadfully

skinny, probably anorexic, with dark lifeless hair that hung pin-straight past her shoulders, and the greatest of all horrors that this creature

possessed were the empty mud-colored eyes that gazed at him with more than just extreme interest.

She came closer, her thin chapped lips drawing back into a smile showing her small childish teeth.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! His mind cried. As soon as the shapeless bottom of the creature touched the poor, undeserving plastic chair Edward

rushed out the door, for the first time in centuries truly nauseated.

He sped down the hallway, panting like a fat chick running a mile. Then, a sight came before him that erased the foul smell from only seconds

ago. Emmet rounded the corner towards his brother, a towel draped about his shoulders wiping away the sweat that wasn’t there. His dark eyes found

Edward and gave him a condescending look, “What are you doing here fairy boy?”

Edward was stunned and happily humiliated, “Um…ah.”

Emmet kept striding his smirk turning into an arrogant sneer, “That’s right, you suck.” Emmet walked away down the hall away from Edward. The

sparkling twink’s eyes were fixed on the glorious switching half-moons of his ass.

“Why yes Emmet, I do suck.”

Edward awoke in a cold sweat, and a half erection. He had arrived in California…from New York all within the time of his slumber. He shivered

knowing he had been stuck in that horrible nightmare for the better part of 12 hours, not even first class could save him from Bella.

After he landed he was then going to drive a rented car to a marina to then rent a boat. All to protect his sexual identity from one tiny

little brat! He couldn’t kill her, that would be far too suspicious since his family was convinced he was head over heels in love with the baboon. A

bad taste arouse in his mouth, him being inlove with that twat bearer! That alone would rip a hole in the fabric of the universe.

He bared his teeth in anger thinking of the day ahead. It was going to be a long night.

***

Bella peered around the corner of the hallway checking to make sure Chi-chi couldn’t see what she was about to do. Bella crawled into the hallway

closest, closing the folding doors as quietly as possible, and began to cry.

“It’s not fair! I wanna go home! I WANT EDWARD!”

The doors opened to reveal an agitated Chi-chi, “If you were trying to be quiet, you failed.” Her black eyes bared into the skinny little girl.

Before Bella could whine another breath Chi-chi grabbed her by the hair and shoved her into the bathroom where she was going to fix a leak.

The day carried on as such. Dinner approached and as instructed by Chi-chi it was Bella’s job to make dinner, and she could not have any for herself

until everyone had been served and the plates cleared. Bella made a small plate of what remained of lasagna alone. Gohan tried to sit with her but

Chi-chi grabbed him and told him to go meditate with Piccolo.

Bella thought she was alone in her repast however leaching over her shoulder was the master of the house, “Hello there little girl! Heheheh,” a wide,

scary grin stretched across his face.

“Um…hi.” Bella cowered.

“I would just like to give you a friendly reminder that it’s not Chi-chi who runs this house, “his glasses shined, “It’s me!” He pointed at himself

with his thumb and cackled.

Bella shook, not knowing whether to feel scared or relieved, “…ok…”

“I also have a way for you to pay the rent.”

“Wha?”

“I want you to wear this outfit,” he handed her a strange, folded dark cloth. Bella held one end and let the other fall. A head band with bunny ears

fell to the floor. She gaped at him with horror.

“Eheheheh! Now, meet me outside tonight! See ya later sweetie!”

A tumultuous wave of shameful sorrow crashed onto her that manifested as tears in her eyes, “Meh! Why does this always happen to me!”

“Would you stop your whining! I’m drawing Gohan’s bath,” shouted Chi-chi from the downstairs bathroom.

“But this is terrible! WAHHHHH!!!”

Chi-chi cursed aloud and rolled her eyes, “Eh I better see what this is all about, with all that cackling Roshi’s been doing it might just be something

worth investigating. Hell, it might give me a laugh and I sure could use one.” Chi-chi rose to her feet and made her paces to the kitchen were Bella

sat solemn at the dinner table, clutching a dark cloth.

Chi-chi glared at the young undesirable, “Alright runt, what’s the matter?”

Bella pouted, wondering if she would ever get away from this bitch, “The old man wants me to wear this!” She thrust her fists out holding up the

garment,

Chi-chi’s face turned from fury to humor, Chi-chi darted away from Bella running into the living room in an attempt to throw herself on the sofa but

she collided with a tall, hard, scaly surface.

“You know, you might want to watch where you’re going,” The tone was gruff and mocking.

Chi-chi glared playfully at Piccolo, “Well you shouldn’t stand in the way of a lady.”

“Lady? I’d say you’re acting more like that silly little girl over there.” Piccolo gestured with his claw.

He was cut off with a small fist hurled into his chest. He tilted his head downwards to find her face twisted with fury, only tinted with a hint of

glee, “I am NOTHING like that little twit!”

Chi-chi tried not to laugh as she flung a casual look back to Bella, the mother was stunned by the inferno of rage in Bella’s eyes. It startled her and

Piccolo, they had both witnessed her whining, crying, and her arousal, but neither of them had witnessed her anger. Bella sat on the chair, her feet

resting on the floor, clutching her outfit in a strained fist.

Chi-chi knew there was only one thing that could ignite fury in the girl.

Jealousy.

Bella fumed, the envy like a burning gash on her insides, “She can beat me all day long. But that bitch WON’T take my man.” She thought.

Bella stood up, and strode past the both of them, refusing to make eye contact. Before ascending the stairs Bella flung an ice-cold look back to

Chi-chi and then continued upwards.

Both the woman and the Namekian were silenced. Piccolo saw the determination in the girl’s eyes that sent prickles of fear through him. He feared

deeply that those horrid sores may surface again just by being in her presence. Chi-chi returned from her shock, to anger, that little bitch thought

she could have Piccolo? Well she was wrong.

Wait, why am I thinking this way? Piccolo wasn’t her man Goku was! Why did that suddenly not seem so significant?

***

“That BITCH!” squealed Bella outloud, clutching her outfit to her, “She wants Piccolo! She can’t have him, he’s mine!” she then remembered Emily’s

suggestion from yesterday, “I WILL ride that green cock!”

The night came all too soon. Bella adjusted her outfit nervously; making sure the bunny-eared head band was on straight. She exited her room and walked

down the stairs feeling quite light-headed.

To her horror as she stepped out into the living room, everyone stood waiting. Krillin’s eyes were full of his usual unrequited lust, Bulma let out a

hoarse laugh remarking how Bella couldn’t quite fill out the cups that she when she wore that outfit, Yamcha agreed whole-heartedly and stared at

Bulma’s endowments, Tien looked at Bella sadly and tried to cover a fidgety Chotzu’s eyes. Chi-chi wrapped an arm around Gohan’s eyes while giving a

death glare to Bella. Piccolo stood at her side his handsome face ever so slightly tinted with a vindictive smirk. For the first time in Bella’s life,

she knew there was going to be no sympathy from this crowd. She rushed past them and slammed the screen door. It then came upon her a terrible

realization, the old hermit was nowhere to be found.

A cold gusty wind blew through her as a heavy wave crashed upon the night-darkened shore. She was alone and on an island run by a perverted old man,

and no one cared to help her. There was only one thing left to do.

She fell to the sand and sobbed, “WAAAHHHHH!! I WANT MY DADDY!!!!!”

“Heheheh! Your Daddy isn’t here little girl! But your Grand Daddy is!”

Bella gaped up at him horrified.

“Now, now, dry your eyes and listen to what your Granddaddy has to say!”

Bella whimpered and stood shakily feeling the old pervert’s eyes following her every move.

“I want you to run around the perimeter of this island. If you can outrun me until sunrise, I promise to keep my hands to myself.”

Bella blinked and swallowed, feeling the situation was all too futile for she knew what was to come.

“But if I catch you,” Master Roshi’s glasses gleamed in the moon light and he cackled. He didn’t need to finish his sentence for even without the

wicked cackle, Bella knew all too well of the terrible things he had in store for her. She whimpered and tried in vain to stop shaking.

“Now,” he began, “I’m feeling good tonight so I’ll give you a head start little rabbit, run from the old turtle heheheh!”

Bella didn’t need to be told twice as she sped off around the bend of the island. Her adrenaline kicked in and it no longer felt as though she was in

control of her legs. It was all too soon when the creepy old turtle raced up behind her with his insane cackle. He was loving this chase, it was

thrilling him nearly back into his youth!

“This is a disaster!” Bella sobbed outloud, her tears streaming behind her.

“Heheheh! Let Master Roshi make it all better little rabbit!”

“WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!”

Roshi was only inches away from Bella’s ass. To see her pert, twin cheeks switching so close to his eager hands was a gift from the gods, “Heheheh,

Roshi you’ve outdone yourself!”

At last Roshi swooped in and snatched the young girl’s hips up and threw her over his knee.

Bella kicked, sobbed, and whined just as she had the night before, “Meh! Why me? Why do you want me? I don’t have big boobs like the blue-haired bitch!”

His scrawny chest heaved in laughter, “Heheheh! That’s precisely it! You’re so young and innocent looking, those perky tits and ass drive this old man

wild!”

He gave Bella’s rump a good reaffirming slap.

“Wahh!!! Why won’t you just bother someone else! I’m in love with my boy-“

“From what I remember from last night you were moaning Piccolo’s while you were humping that dragon ball! Heheh, well he doesn’t want you honey, but I

do!”

Bella sobbed even louder as Roshi hurt her feelings and began his maniac railing on her behind, this time he beat her with more passion for he knew the

session of punishment was going to have a happy ending.

“Alice help me!!! Jasper WAH!!!” Bella’s cries began.

“Heheheh! Haven’t you learned? They’re not going to save you!”

“Meh! Yes they will! They can hear me! And Jasper can feel my pain!” She retorted hopelessly.

“One more word and I’m going to punish you even more!”

She sucked in a breath and cried defiantly, “EDWARD HELP!!!”

Silently Master Roshi moved the back-groin portion of her leotard and snuck a finger in her ass.

“Wh-what are you doing AHHHH!!!” She squirmed.

“Heheheh! I told you to be quiet! But if you want to make a ruckus you can call me Grand Daddy!”

“What? No way! My Grandpa would NEVER do something like this!” She glared at the old pervert for daring to insult her family.

He drove his finger further into her, “Oh, he may never have tried but I’ll bet my left nut he’s thought about it heheheheh!!!”

Bella hung her head and sobbed, she was totally at a loss, here she was hanging over this pervert’s lap with him not only spanking her like a three

year old, but now he was ramming a finger into her dirty hole. Wasn’t there anyone who cared? Someone to come to her aid? She had been working so hard

to find Edward and it had all fallen through her fingers. Wasn’t there anyone to save her?

“Jacob help!”

The waves suddenly lessened their beats against the sand.

“Heheheh! You silly little girl! You’re mine tonight.”

Bella heaved a sigh that was cut short by her uncomfortable position over the pervert’s knee, “No, it’s hopeless,” she let her tears fall silently, if

she was going to take punishment, she might as well take it with dignity.

And then the unthinkable happened.

He stopped.

At first Bella didn’t know what to think. Should she be relieved, or frightened that she old master was simply biding his time?

Then she heard a sound. A low animal growl. Both her and Roshi froze in fright.

She smelled it before she saw it. Wet dog.

Bella lifted her head and before her stood a creature she had only dreamt of. A giant, water soaked wolf loomed towards them, his hackled high, his

teeth bared, his claws tearing into the sands as he approached ever closer.

The old man quickly withdrew his finger, grabbed her by the shoulders, and threw her at the beast before taking off, “Nice puppy! There ya go!”

Bella landed heavily onto the sand, yet she dare not move, or entice the beast in anyway. Then something happened she never thought would.

She heard happy, excited pants from the beast. She slowly raised her head and saw his tail wagging happily, raising her eyes upward she saw that his

pink tongue flopped out from his smiling jaws. Bella blinked confused.

Before another thought could float through her head there was a giant tongue slathering all over her face.

“Meh! I don’t like dogs!” was all Bella could manage to say between licks.

The beast then stopped and sat, gazing at Bella through the dark of the night with what she thought was affection.

Then defying all logic and reason, the dark figure of the wolf slowly shrank down into the familiar shape of Jacob Black.

“Jacob!” she wheezed.

“Yeah Bella, it’s me.” He said smiling happily.

She flung herself on him and wailed, “MEEHHH JACOB I’M SO SORRY!!!! I AM SUCH A BITCH!!!!!”

It was then, holding the small, fragile girl of his dreams in his arms that he forgot about the tits of the blue haired girl, forgot about his original

purpose here, all that mattered was that he held his fair lady in his embrace. However, her voice was starting to annoy him, “Shh Bella it’s alright,

I’m here now.”

Bella for a moment stopped and sniffled, “Jake…how…what are you?”

“It’s a long story-”

“Is that why you’re naked?” she asked him bluntly, her eyes drying.

He had forgotten that part of being a werewolf, “Ah…yeah.”

The two teenagers blushed, Jacob sneered unseen in the darkness, “And you’re in a bunny suit…sexy.”

Before either of them could retort from that statement, the screen door bust open to reveal Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo nearly flying out the door ready

to attack, Jacob set Bella into the sand.

“Jacob, what are you doing? You’re naked going to fight three guys!”

“Relax, I can turn into a wolf.”

Bella suddenly was distracted when she noticed his long, finely circumcised trouser snake flop down, “Oh wow.” She said outloud.

Jacob had no time to be proud or embarrassed at the three approached them.

“Just who the hell are you for being so indecent!” Roared Tien, fearing the Chotzu would see this inappropriate sight.

“Aw dude, come on, I’M supposed to be the one with the epic first line!” Said Yamcha in his fighters stance.

Tien snorted, “I have no time for your arrogance!”

Piccolo groaned at the two humans and sensed the naked guy’s power level. Nothing to be worried about.

Jacob remained at a non-aggressive stance. Piccolo raised a thick brow ridge, maybe he didn’t want to fight.

“Dude what the fuck is this dude doing out here on the beach NAKED! The only dick I want to see is my own!” Yelled Yamcha disgusted as he now noticed

his fully nudity with his eyes adjusting in the dark.

“How dare you say something so vile! What if Chotzu heard that!” Tien turned to him and glared.

“Bro, get over your little homo-erotic romance with that puppet!”

Piccolo interrupted both of them, in hopes to distract them from a needless fight, “You there, stranger, you look like you didn’t come for a fight,”

the Namekian folded his arms across his broad chest, “So what did you come for?”

“I came to take Bella home.” Said Jacob simply, not really wanting to frighten them by transforming into his wolf form.

Tien and Yamcha quit their bickering and stared at the stranger bewildered. Piccolo stared with joy and hope in his heart at the stranger. Yamcha

stammered and could not keep his opinion back, “Dude, she has no ass and no tits! What is there to take home?”

Bella made a small sad sound as her self-esteem dropped even further.

Jacob growled, “Take that back right now, pretty boy.”

“Dude, I’m not into sodomy. If you want some of that, Mr. Clean over here will be happy-” Yamcha was cut off by getting Tien’s fist into his face.

“…thanks.” Said Jacob.

Tien winked, “Anytime.”

Jacob was a little creeped out.

“Are you serious?” Piccolo said with euphoric disbelief, “You’re going to take her away?”

Bella put her hand to her mouth, hurt that Piccolo would reject her so feverishly.

“Yes, her dad wants her back, so I did him a favor.”

Piccolo would have gripped the stranger before him in a quick, short-lived however eternally grateful embrace. But he had a penis.

“Thank you…” Piccolo gave him a genuine smile. He felt that was fitting.

Jacob was then confused, “You want her gone?”

Piccolo took in a deep breath, knowing that what he was about to say was going to be unpleasant for the stranger to hear, considering his

obvious affection for Bella.

“Yes we do! She has been causing a havoc everywhere! It’s especially been upsetting Chotzu!” Tien yelled disgusted.

Yamcha even though nursing his wounded jaw snuck in a, “gay.”

Tien grumbled and ignored that one figuring it be better to put his full attention on the naked man before him.

Piccolo was silently grateful that Tien had spoken for him, “Yeah, there’s a lot I could say, but I’ll keep it simple: she was better off where

she was before she got here.” Hoping that his tact would encourage the naked man to take Bella and leave.

Bella held in his sobs as she was once again rejected by the handsome green warrior.

“Just what in hell’s name is going on!?” cried an angry Chi-chi that barreled towards them. Bella stood from her seated position and clutched

Jacob’s arm in fright. After Chi-chi came out, Bulma, Chotzu, Puar, and Master Roshi. Jacob swallowed hard as he tried not to stare to feverishly at

the blue-haired woman’s bust and Bella’s arm tightened around Jacob’s upon seeing Master Roshi.

The black haired mother hissed seeing the naked man before her stand next to Bella, “What the living hell has that stupid little girl brought

to this island!? Where’s the wolf!”

“I’m the wolf!” Jacob growled at her.

Chi-chi stared back furiously, not knowing what to say to the stranger.

Roshi took this moment to approach the pair. Bella whined petrified and Jacob encircled his arm around her protectively, “You’re that horrible

creature that touched her!”

“Heheheheh!!! Oh you bet I did, I did things only her grandfather would do to her!”

For a moment everyone wretched in disgust, undeterred he continued, “Now, I was just gonna say, you look like you could use some shorts there!

Wouldn’t want Bulma getting side tracked from what Yamcha lacks now wouldn’t we?” the old hermit jeered as Yamcha barked a few surfer-boy accented

curses at the old man. Bulma did her best to suppress a laugh and calm her mate, yet her eyes kept switching back to Jacob’s trouser snake. Which he

did notice with a smirk that Bella couldn’t see.

“I’m gonna go get him a towel.” Chi-chi stormed off back into the house.

Piccolo was deeply happy Yamcha got put in his place, “So, you’re a werewolf huh? Yet, you can consciously switch back and forth between forms.

How is this so?”

“Well,” Jacob began, hoping he could kill two birds with one stone by telling everyone the story at one time and not having to explain himself

over and over, “I’m technically a shape-shifter as my form is not controlled by the moon, and I didn’t get bitten to have this happen to me, I was born

this way. So yeah…”

Bella was about to say something but was silenced when Chi-chi came outside again with a towel in hand. She offered it to Jacob and he accepted

graciously and wrapped it around his thighs.

Piccolo heaved a sigh of relief. Thank God that hideous thing was out of sight. He was so happy to lack such a needless organ. But then again

he did not toil with such thoughts for he would never have one.

Bella could barely hold back her emotions, “So he’s a werewolf? So he’s warm and fuzzy, not cold, hard, and scaly…” her eyes trailed to

Piccolo, “Why doesn’t anyone cold and hard want me?”

Piccolo shivered in disgust as he felt lust emanating from the little imp narrowing in on him. GODDAMIT WOULD SHE EVER STOP!!!! I thought the

wolf-boy would satiate her! Why does she only want ME?

Chi-chi noticed Bella’s blatent lustful stare at the tortured namekian. She thought this would be a perfect moment to break the silence,

however something coming toward the shore from the dark sea distracted her.

An audible motor was heard and then the image of a speed boat appeared on the horizon. Whatever the ship was it had an enormous engine.

Chi-chi, Bulma, Master Roshi, Tien, Yamcha, all walked to the shore gawking at who could be coming with such urgency. Piccolo senses could

already pick up something rather fruity, but instead of investigating further he decided to wait for whatever it was to meet him as it was obviously

not worth his attention.

“I don’t sense a high power level, in fact, I don’t really sense one at all.” Tien muttered confused.

“Oh shit! Zombies attack guys!” Cried a frightful Yamcha with a swollen lip.

Tien sighed and rolled his eyes, “Zombies don’t drive motor boats.”

“Listen Mr. Fancy-pants-“

“Would you two shut up? You two fight like two bickering queens out of nail polish!” Chi-chi snarled. Piccolo could help but give her a warm

smile as he walked over to the other side of the island to meditate, completely disregarding everyone else’s curiosity.

Jacob inhaled a sharp breath, and growled in response. Bella looked up at him curiously, “What is it Jake?”

Jacob’s heart fell into his stomach, “No…” he said as silently as he could. Bella gaped at him.

The speed boated audibly roared towards them and made it’s speedy way to the shore, slowing down its speed slightly as it neared shallow water.

The sharp angle of the ship crashed into the sands and a lone figure hopped down off of the top of the ship.

The shadowy figure approached them with a relaxed ease that startled them all, clearly he was not a threat to anyone, however a certain blemish

to his step gave away that he was certainly plagued with an unpleasant emotion.

Jacob groaned and held back his emotions. The smell of body glitter burning his nose.

At last the figure walked into a ribbon of light from the house, the faint, warm luminance flashing across his skin just enough to reveal his

identity.

Before anyone else could react in any way, shape, or form, Bella told them all in her own special way, “EEEEDDDDDWWWWWWAAAAARRRRDDDD!!!”
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