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Edward's Egg
By : Darkpen
Category: Twilight Series > AU/AR
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Chapter 17
The wave of vaginal stench cascaded over me harder than a typhoon. The reek of her alone put the mouth of the

fool I had sodomized the other night to shame. This scent by far was the bane of my existence.

“Oh Edward! I’ve missed you so much wahhhhh!!!” her words howled past my nearly deaf ears, for the

abominable scent seemed to cancel out all my other senses.

Stiffly, I wrapped my arms around her tiny frame and said more believably than any human thespian could, “Oh

Bella, I have missed you so…” I did not breathe after those words were spoken, it would have sent me over-board.

She pulled away and gaped up at me, her eyes the color of watered down coffee, “Really?”

I refused to speak and instead embraced her as gently as I could despite my flight-or-fight instincts

commanding me to fling her putrid form into the Pacific. The old perverted man whose head was fixed in a thick

cloud of tits-and-ass came hobbling over with a wicked cackle, “Heheheh! Pity that, I was just starting to have

fun with you!”

Bella cowered in my arms, but then flung a look of defiance over her shoulder at the old leach, “Nu uh! I’m

Edward’s!”

He was undeterred, too focused on her behind to even regard her words. Why in high-heaven’s name he would

focus on the source of her stench was far beyond my understanding.

Then Jacob stepped forward wearing nothing but a towel causing the old man to back away. He was a minor

distraction compared to the burly, three-eyed bear who wore nothing but green fighting pants.

I smirked as I thought, “Hm Tien is his name, of course he likes what he sees.”

All three of his eyes met mine and I curved my lips into a smile that was just enough for a hint, but not enough

for a promise.

“Hey blood sucker! I’m right here!” barked Jacob, his jaw clenching, his eyes blazing.

“I can see that.” I said turning my gaze to him, holding back the heat in my voice, Jacob had indeed gotten quite

larger than when I left him last, however he was still a bit too scrawny for my preference. None-the-less, if it

were to come to the point of sodomy I would have been more than happy to comply.

“Wipe that smile off your face! I swam all the way here,” he pointed at me, his muscles flexing, “and you’re not

going to take her back! I am!”

As my smile deepened so did his scowl. My, did his anger make him more attractive. With a few more enraged,

jarring movements surely his towel would fall to the ground. Oh dear, I already had a sneak peak from Tien’s

thoughts when he had been graced with the sight of Jacob’s trouser snake. Oh Jacob, you will never know.

The black haired mother stepped towards us breaking my pleasant thoughts, “Alright, we need a plan.”

Tien swallowed, his brows knitted, “Since Piccolo is recuperated there is no reason the Z warriors need to stay

here any longer, and we now know the source of the disturbance.” Tien gave a pointed, shameful look to Bella.

Bella cowered even further into me as Roshi let out an insane cackle. The facts all too soon clicked into my head

long before the old turtle opened his mouth, “Heheheh! That’s right! That naughty little girl was humping a

dragon ball! Caused all sorts of problems she did. But don’t you worry there Eddy! Her Grand daddy straightened

her out! Heheheheh!!”

“Edward, please.” I corrected him, not wanting to linger on the subject of Bella’s masturbation habits.

Before Master Roshi could apologize, Bella let out a loud sob, “WAHHHH!!! Stop talking about that!”

I winced but then suddenly a voice I hadn’t heard before butted in, “Why should we stop talking about it?”

I glanced over to the source and saw a tall, green, turban-clad warrior come around the side of the house and

give Bella a death glare, “You are disgusting. You have raped the most SACRED relic on this planet, and you

expect everyone to just be okay with it?”

Bella tensed up, my nose was once again burned with another onslaught of her arousal. I raised a finely

groomed eye brow, was the baboon getting aroused by the green warrior? Indeed she was. This was most fascinating,

I wasn’t the only one she burned for. There was a heavy moment of silence, Bella squirmed trying to hold back her

raging hormones.

He shook his head, “I had enough of you when you first got on this island, I’m taking Gohan and leaving

this place so I don’t have to smell you anymore.”

An explosion of emotion came from the black haired mother who I now identified as Chi-chi, “Piccolo,” she

started her voice shaking, “Do you think that’s the best idea? I mean, you-you’ve only just recovered last

night?”

Piccolo was stunned for a second, as if he had almost forgotten something, he then began, “You’ve got a

point…but she GOES!” He pointed a clawed finger at Bella.

Something then scary happened, Bella tore herself from me and before anyone could think latched onto

Piccolo in a fit of hysteric sobs, “NOO PICCOLO!!! YOU CAN’T LEAVE I LOVE YOU!!!”

Piccolo let out a yell and began a frantic attempt of getting her off of him. Before any of his friends

could help him, and before Chi-chi would kill Bella out of jealousy, I, using my vampire powers stepped before

all of them, wrapped my arms around Bella, pressed her to me, then twisted my body, causing her to separate from

my green friend, and causing my back-side to slide up against his hard, scaly body.

Everyone gawked at me as I held the squirming little imp in my arms, “Edward! Meh! I’m sorry I don’t know

what happened to me!” Tears streamed down her face.

As calm as still water I said, “Let’s take you home Bella.”

“Aren’t you forgetting something?” A voice I knew all too well said. I froze as still as a statue.

“Hello Baba.”

“Baba! What are you doing here?” Said her brother, Roshi.

I flashed my eyes at her, seeing my fate. With a wave of her wand, she silenced Bella, “Come inside with

me Edward.” I obeyed, dropping the Baboon. She writhed on the ground for her lips had been sealed shut by the

witch. Jacob fled to her side as everyone else burst into conversation.

She floated to the center of the hallway on her crystal ball, rounded the corner, pulled a chair out from

the table using the craft and had herself a seat while placing the crystal ball on the table. Baba gave me a wiry

grin, “So Edward, do you have my money?”

“Y-yes of course!” I hated when my voice was shaky. I pulled out a large stack of 50’s and handed it to

her. Baba skimmed her thumb across the stack. She reached within her pocket and withdrew a long, fat cigar. She

lit it with magic and took a long drag, “Isn’t there something else you want?”

I was hanging on her every word silent, “Well…”

“It’ll be another 300 take it or leave it.”

I handed her the cash without another word. Baba then waved a hand over her ball nonchalantly with a

smoky exhale and a roll of her eyes, “Have fun Edward…”

The ball clouded, I leaned in eagerly. I put on hand on the table and bit the other.

Baba took a deep drag and rolled her eyes as she knew what was to come.

I let out a pained cry: I saw Emmett, my beloved, kissing that frigid bitch Rosalie with love.

“Why?” I said stifling a tear.

“You know, for 3,000 you could have a love spell…”

I stood up, angered, “No! I’m not that desperate!”

“Whatever, if you decide to change your mind the offer is still here.” She said bored, fiddling with her

cigar. Baba flung back her sleeve and looked at her watch, “Well, time for another client. Your psychic shield

remains strong.”

“Thank you,” I sighed as Baba and her ball disappeared into a puff of smoke.

With that I straightened my face, fixed my hair and tie and headed out the door. I was greeted with a very angry wolf-boy, “You filthy blood sucker! How could you just drop her like that!?”

I gave him my deadly smile, “I’m leaving now, don’t worry about it.” He was actually irritating me.Bella of

course ran into my arms. I gave her a brief apology, she was good enough to leave me alone while I made my

transaction, she deserved it.

Everyone was gaping at me, wondering why I would willingly take Bella anywhere, yet at the same time so

incredibly grateful that I was relieving them of her.

Without further ado, I leapt from where I stood and onto my boat. I set down Bella, ignoring her stench

and went for the gears to fire the engine and correct this blasted mistake of hers.

Bella made her way to the deck, staring mournfully at Piccolo. I fired up the engine and grinned

sadistically, “Oh my, she’s conflicted. Doesn’t know whether to feel happy that she is with me, or sad that she

is no longer with Piccolo.”

I chuckled as I put the boat in reverse and then my third eye was assaulted with an image I could have

excluded from my eternity: my precious supernatural phallus in her ungodly pit and poor Piccolo’s green meat in

her greedy little baboon mouth. I let out a pained cry and hit the gas.

***

Jacob sank to the ground, “I was so close…she was almost mine.”

Krillin for the first time in his life had a smirk with confidence, “Yeah, you didn’t even get to cop a feel like

me!”

Jacob shot up, “WHAT!?”

Krillin whimpered, yet he wasn’t giving up his position of advantage, “What, you haven’t?”

“You midget bastard!”

“DUDE! What the fuck? She’s insane and flat on both angles, I see nothing to love.” Yamcha butted in.

Jacob snarled at him, beginning to tear up.

Chi-chi sighed and rolled her eyes, “Alright, I’ve been over-saturated with complaints these past two days, I

don’t need anymore!”

“You know, when you’re not being an utter bitch about Bella you have a decent power level,” said Piccolo, his

arms crossed over his broad chest.

Everyone, except a confused Choatzu and Gohan broke out into mild laughter.

Jacob spat at Piccolo, “You, you just don’t know how I feel! I doubt a heartless lizard like you could have any

feeling for anyone!” Love is more important than fighting!”

Piccolo blinked slowly, “Um…wow.

“Dude! Cut it with the pansy talk! Untie the knot in your panties and get the hell off this island!” Yamcha

yelled, getting angry.

Jacob swung wildly at the bandit who dodged and countered with a bitch-slap. Jacob fell to the ground clutching

his face and crying. Tien walked to his side, grabbed the wolf boy by the scruff of his neck and tossed him into

the sea, “That’s the most pathetic werewolf I’ve ever seen.”

Jacob in his wolf form surfaced, barked at the people, and swam away.

“Thank Kami,” Sighed Piccolo, “I never thought she would leave.”

“Yeah really.” Huffed Chi-chi.

“Alright, since we’ve solved the problem with the disturbance, I say tomorrow morning we go back to what we were

doing,” Tien balled his fists and glared at the night sky, “The Saiyans are still on their way and we’ve got a

lot of training still to do.”

Yamcha and Krillin nodded.

“Which reminds me, “Piccolo’s eyes roved to Gohan, “Tomorrow we go straight back to the wastes! We’ve wasted

enough time here…”

Chi-chi fidgeted but before she could think about anything Gohan said, “I’ve never seen a werewolf before! And

you think with all the times we’ve been in the wastes I would have found one.”

“Well Gohan, you won’t see one again, they’re a serious assault on my nerves.” Piccolo said flatly.

***

Soon everyone went to bed….except Roshi.

Roshi sighed sadly, “Well looks like it’s just me and Ms. Righty for a while…”

Then a light went off in his head, “Wait…she didn’t take her bags with her!”

He ran out of his room and into Bella’s violently opening her bags to retrieve her forgotten panties. He cackled

happily as he covered his face in a cascade of her lacy goodies.
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